 Site Navigation
There are 1 online users browsing:
0 members and 1 visitors
Latest Discussions
Malka @ 11-19-08 05:18
Read: 82 Comments: 2
Malka @ 11-17-08 19:50
Read: 56 Comments: 1
Malka @ 11-17-08 00:18
Read: 52 Comments: 4
Malka @ 11-17-08 00:14
Read: 34 Comments: 1
Malka @ 11-17-08 00:11
Read: 30 Comments: 1
Sean @ 11-15-08 23:43
Read: 36 Comments: 1
Malka @ 10-31-08 05:28
Read: 45 Comments: 1
Malka @ 10-31-08 05:22
Read: 42 Comments: 0
Sean @ 10-10-08 22:53
Read: 42 Comments: 2
Malka @ 03-11-08 04:31
Read: 34 Comments: 0
|
|
 big mistake |
| Posted by white-rose - 11-7-06 15:11 - 0 comments |
 |
 ubject: Big Mistake
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
>bruises,two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when
at a difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a
golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle
of the cow's butt. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that..." |
Read 43 times - make a comment
|
| JOKES & MORE JOKES |
| Posted by white-rose - 06-5-06 00:56 - 12 comments |
|
Goodbye, Mom
A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out, 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout ... and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mother." The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much? I only bought 5 items.."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your mother said you'd pay for her things, too."
DON'T TRUST LITTLE OLD LADIES....  |
|
Read 231 times - last comment by white-rose
|
| Jokes, Jokes & More Jokes!!!! |
| Posted by Malka - 08-31-05 03:42 - 13 comments |
 |
 Black and White
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
 |
|
Read 206 times - last comment by Spook
|
|
Help
Search
Members
Calendar
.......... 
