Reona vs. Terrus

[AimMan]

The armor knight led Reona into an extremely, uncomfortably small court room, probably modified from a bathroom. In fact... It was. The seats were all former toilet seats. They'd been too lazy to even put podiums into the room. Terrus already sat upon one, cackling as Reona entered the room. "Ha ha ha! Finally, someone's decided to hear me out! I should warn you though, you don't have a chance of defeating the greatness that is Supreme Overlord-"

"Hey," a dumb looking, white-haired, small winged senator commented after turning on the single lightbulb overhead, "isn't that the guy who trashed him in the senate just recently. Excuse me miss, are you-?"

"A fluke! The whole thing was a fluke!" Terrus bawled, slapping his flippers against the toilet seat irascibly. "Those idiots Warsaw and Burgandy did nothing to help me at all, and my wing got a cramp!" He reached for his axes, before the man from earlier shook his head, indicating that Terrus would be disqualified if he attacked. Terrus growled audibly, sinking back into his seat, too literally. He lifted himself back out of the toilet with a wide frown across his face. "I have no buttocks! Do you see how bad it is to be one of these things?!"

"Enough, let's get this thing started. Maybe they'll finally move me out of duty in this room if I manage to hold one of these debates successfully," the man groaned. "I'm judge number one."

"I'm judge number two. I don't know who you are, but you can't be worse than this guy. He doesn't ever shut up!" a second lesser demon growled. "Was he really the Supreme Overlord once?"

"Judge number three," a horned female demon sighed, twisting her legs uncomfortably. She was the only one who hadn't gotten a regular toilet, and was thus trying to sit upon a standing urinal. "This is all very uncomfortable, so let's just try to move fast."

"Hey moron, get over here so I can get a good look at you before I whip the skirt off of you in this debate," Terrus smirked, leaning forward to try to get a better look at his opponent.

[darkstar1006]

"Oh my, STILL pissed that I gave you a hole in that prinny skull of yours? My, you have QUITE the grudge." Reona said, trying to act surprised and try to rile Terrus up more and more. "And, I think i'll be JUST fine over here, I don't have a thing for oversized, golden, prinnies." She said with a large smirk on her face before turning to the judges. "Lets get this over with, shall we?" She said, leaning on the wall.

"Ok, onto the topic, Prinny Boy over here getting his body back." She said, with a frown on her face. "Why give him his body back? Sure, he WAS once called the 'Supreme Overlord'" Reona said, putting 'supreme overlord' in air quotes. "But, he was felled quite single handedly by a single person that we all know today as Crises. And thus, Terrus is as we see him today, A golden, oversized, prinny that could be killed by someone like me, I beat him, as we all saw from his outburst, and I loved to humiliate him through hundreds, if not thousands, of demons in that arena, so, my question is this..." Reona paused to give herself a nice, large breath. "Why should he get his body back? If he is as weak as this, he should stay as a prinny who uses large axes to compensate, probably, for more than just him being a prinny, so, if we gave him his body back, would he be just as weak? It would be a possibility, but, he could just as easly tear the three of you, and me, a new asshole, there would be no garentee that he would let you live." She finished, bringing in another large breath and giving Terrus a wide, evil, smile.

[AimMan]

"Well hell, he's got a good point. Why would anyone but you and your men want your body back?" the second judge asked, leering at Terrus menacingly.

Terrus grumbled, crossing his flippers across his flabby chest and closing his eyes in thought. "Well damn, all those years under me the senate did just fine! What are you guys so worried about?" the prinny laughed, looking to the others and shrugging his practically nonexistent shoulders in a casual way. "I mean, sure, I forced my cases pretty often-"

"I can't recall one case you won fairly," the first judge mentioned, stroking his chin.

"Dammit! Who needs to win over a senate fairly when you can chop any senator in half with a flick of your wrist? Don't blame me, blame all of the power I had!" Terrus growled, smashing one of his golden axes into the floor tile with a loud crack. "Now let me ask you, have you ever been a prinny? Cause it sucks, royally. You try keeping your upper body strength when you've got no fingers, no biceps, no abs! I can't tone this thing for beans. Trust me, I've been trying."

"Now let me ask you guys all something else: who did you like being the strongest demon best? Me, right? You don't want that gay-wad Ikuo or Johnny B. Good Nakesha running this joint! You want somebody who represents traditional demon values, that value being power and self-interest! Come on, who's with me?" he asked, giving his best imitation of a thumbs up with no thumbs and grinning to the judges.

[darkstar1006]

"Terry, terry, terry...this is not the days when you could murder someone you didn't like at the senete and expect them to file charges on you. This is called politics, something that your little pea brain could never comprehend, I sugest you go back to the stone age prinny boy, you are nothing but a JOKE these days." Reona said, breatheing deeply. "Those days died when you lost that body of yours. And, to answer that question of yours, I admire Nakesha the most out of the 6 greats of this time, but, who knows, I might take your place one day as 'supreme overlord' and you would be kissing these feet of mine, begging for forgiveness. So, me comming here was just a waste of time, I know who the judges are going to vote in favor of, so, judges, it's time to judge." Reona went, a smile of satisfaction across her face.

[AimMan]

"You? The supreme overlord? That's the funniest joke I've heard in centuries! Warsaw has a better chance of getting laid then you do of becoming supreme overlord, cow!" Terrus snapped, pointing one axe in her direction. "And Nakesha's just some tramp who got lucky the day I was ousted! If I were still in power, I'd rip out her wings and have her crawling at my feet!"

"Seems irrelevant. I'm going to go ahead and call this debate to a close," the woman senator interrupted the prinny, but he refused to be quiet.

"So long as that Crises guy is out there, no demon in this entire netherworld is safe! You guys don't stand a chance unless I get my body back. I'm the strongest player we've got! C'mon!" he raved, slapping his flippers against his stubby peg-legs.

"All in favor of Miss Reona's disagreements?" the woman asked, looking over at the two men beside her. Each of them nodded, raising his hand. The woman smiled, nodding as well. "Then let's get out of this dump. Thank you again, Miss Reona, and Terrus, please get your body back by performing labor, the way a prinny is supposed to!"

"Labor! I'll show you labor, jackass!" Terrus growled, lifting up one axe threateningly. The man to the right of the bench reached out and pushed him, knocking him into the toilet, then pulled the handle to flush it. "Damn you all! Damn youuuu~!" he cried out, disappearing without his axes down the pipes.

"Here you go, 200 HL," the second man muttered, handing Reona the wrinkled notes. He and the other senators hurried out, eager to get out of the crowded, stinking bathroom.

((10 influence refunded, get 200 HL))

[darkstar1006]

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thats what he gets!" Reona burst out laughing as she placed the money in her pocket and left, still giggleing about how terrus managed to get flushed down the toilet, like the little turd he was.