On Eis’s little winter wonderland, there was a massive puddle of melted ice. In the middle of it was a tall man in a opened lab coat. Along with this attire was red pants and he had no shirt, reveling metal plates and skin. There is smoke coming out his left ear. He is spinning in the puddle while a male in armor and two females, one dressed in red and the other in blue just stare at the strange man, thinking how the hell he became incarge of this invasion. The man seems to be having fun, while the other three are staring angrily at him. Why is the man spinning, how did the ice melt, and who is he? All will be said in the future.
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A hobbit walks up and stares at the deranged man and the melted ice in horror, he then yells too another hobbit,

“Oie Frodo we have intruders.”

Another hobbit abruptly sits up from where he was lying asleep on the ice his pale leather trench coat, which looked suspiciously like it was made from human skin, blended in perfectly with the ice.

“Ah Sam let me go back to sleep no one would be dumb enough to invade this nether world they would probably freeze to death just by setting foot on it.”

A third hobbit walks up behind the second and garbs his head turning it toward the invaders.

“Oww, Bilbo let go of me head you’re hurting me neck you….”

His voice trails off at the end when his vision settles on the intruders. He lets out a yelp and starts screaming.

“AHHH WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE RUN FOR THE CITY!”

With that the three hobbits charge off toward the city apparently to afraid to fight. The two clerics stationed with them not knowing what else to do run off to the city with them.
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When they reached the city they found a huge smoldering crater in the center of the city’s main court yard. Eis and his two newly formed hellcats crawled from the crater and together they all waited for the arrival of the would be invaders.

Lookie here, the Freak of Nature followed the little hobbites.


Eis:110HP, 20MP
HellcatA: 30HP
HellcatB: 30HP
HobbitA: 40HP, 5MP
HobbitB: 40HP, 5MP
HobbitC: 40HP, 5MP
ClericF: 40HP, 40MP
ClericF: 40HP, 40MP

FoN:200HP, 100MP
WarriorM: 60HP, 10MP
Redmage: 40HP, 40MP
Bluemage: 40HP, 40MP

Eis licks his large onix lips as he stares longinly at his prey; which was nice enough to save him the effort of hunting it down. Though Eis had mixed feelings about this, sure it got him his food faster but it also took away from the thrill of the hunt.

Eis lashes his tall out signaling for his hellcats to make the first move. Both Hell cats lunch themsleves at the Male warrior who was dumb enough to have invaded their home. Eis then lunches himslef into the frey moving his super cooled aura over the redmage while making two swift bites at the bluemage.

The trio of hobbits, watching thier fellow ice delwing compains fending off the intruders, have a new found courge and Frodo charges in, pulling a small knife that was tucked under his belt and makes a stab for the blue mage.

Billbo rushes the strange spinning one, and licks his knife adding his own corrosive element to the bite of the blade.

Sam, stays back with both of the clerics and pulls out a small bag filled with deep fried jelly beans and throws a few of them at the strange spinning man.

Eis: Eiswürfel on the Redmage (40)
Attack Bluemage (15)
Attack Bluemage (15)
HellcatA: Attack WarriorM (30)
HellcatB: Attack WarriorM (30)
HobbitA(Frodo): Attacks Bluemage (10)
HobbitB(Billbo): Posions FoN
HobbitC(Sam): Throws deep fried jelly beans at FoN!?
ClericF: Nothing
ClericF: Nothing

“Wait… why does it feel like we have been waiting here for months?” The strange labcoat wearing human asked, only getting a shrug from the warrior as a response. The two cute mages, identical in looks other then the color of clothing they were wearing, both looked on at the defending forces. The one clad in blue robes looked up at Eis, her face turning into one of shock as she bellowed out “Oh my! That! That is, is a big fellow!” The red one, however, was looking at the trio of hobbits. Upon realizing what Frodo’s coat was made out of, she started to look disgusted, saying “Is, is that made out of human… Oh god, I think I’m going to be sick.”

“And ya thought I was strange!” FoN said, spinning in a circle with his arms outwards. Before any of his apparent allies could respond, Eis started on the attack. The two hellcats move towards the warrior, their claws ready to shred trough the man’s armor and flesh. One of the cats dug its claws into the warrior, as the other one was clawing into a FoN… that managed to get between it and the warrior and has it in a bear hug. FoN let out a cry of “KITTY!” as the ice cat clawed into his shoulders. Eis’ chilly aura managed to turn the poor mage into a solid block of ice. The other mage cried out “Esabela!” before Eis managed to take a bite out of her. The blue clothed mage managed to avoid Eis’s next strike, and moved to next to the warrior. FoN stopped hugging the cat, and lept backwards a few feet, and it was at that moment the hobbits made their move. Frodo made a leap at the remaining mage, and stabbed his knife into her leg. She let out a yelp of pain as he moved back from her. Bilbo, after licking his knife, swung it at FoN’/s chest, the small blade slicing trough his skin. The wound created was bleeding out… oil? Instead of the normal chrisom blood most life forms bleed, FoN was bleeding out black, smelly oil. The final hobbit threw some of his North Carolina style deep fried jelly beans at FoN, nailing him in the head. “Oh god!” FoN said, as he… limped? Towards the warrior and Mage. “Those, those Jellybeans… they, they nearly finished me off!” He said, causing both the warrior and the mage to be annoyed, as they both smacked FoN upside the head saying “Baka! Quit joking around!” Just then, there was a loud noise, sounding almost like an engine was starting up. The smoke coming from FoN’s ear started to bellow out more.

In what seemed like a split second, he went from the warrior to between the two hellcats, his hands extended outwards towards both of them. Then in roughly a second, lighting shot out of them, striking the two targets with… strangely less force then you normally would have expected from an attack like that. The warrior just looked at FoN… then just sighed. Seems like he might be smarter then he acts the warrior thought, taking his sword to his side. He looked at the forces he was to take out, and said in a soft tone of voice “Blade Rush.” He quickly lept from his position, and brought his blade clean trough the first Hellcat. The sliced foe just slid into two piece, the top half shattering as it collides with the ground. The warrior didn’t just stop there, his attack continued onto the second of the cats, this time shattering his target by striking with the edge of his sword. He went on to striking Frodo, his blade nearly taking Frodo’s arm clean off.

The blue mage just watched as these two men wiped out a small portion of Eis’s army by themselves. But they weren’t done there, as FoN leaned back and brought his hands to his chest. It was then that he started to… do a guitar rift? Oddly enough if you could picture a guitar in his hands, you could see he was doing a rift. The ice at his feet begun to melt, and the liquid changed into hundreds of bubbles. All the bubbles flew at Eis, and stuck to its great body. While bubbles normally are harmless, these seem different. Somehow, the bubbles caused Eis to stop moving completely… but slowly, one by one they started to pop… just how long till Eis can move is anyone’s guess.


Eis:110HP, 15MP(Loses three actions this turn)
HellcatA: dead
HellcatB: dead
HobbitA: 20HP, 5MP
HobbitB: 40HP, 0MP
HobbitC: 40HP, 5MP
ClericF: 40HP, 40MP
ClericF: 40HP, 40MP

FoN:150HP, 70MP (Poison)
WarriorM: 30HP, 5MP
Redmage: Frozen
Bluemage: 15HP, 40MP

Sam lets out an excited whoop of glee as he sees the enemy redmage turn into a frozen block of ice, he runs into the battle ignoring everything else that was happing around him heading straight for the dead mage.

Mr. Frodo with this, he makes a gesturing motion at the dead mage,I can make you a pair of boots and maybe some gloves too!

With this said he attempts to drag her back too were the two clerics were standing, looking dumb founded by his actions; one of the clerics seems to come to her senses, lifting her staff into the air murmuring a soft but steady chant. Her staff starts to let off a low golden light that gets brighter and brighter as her chanting goes on, suddenly her chants comes to a climaxing shout and she lifts the staff up pointing it right at Frodo’s injured arm; the golden light files from the staff covering Frodo’s wound mending the blood vessels, muscles and finally the skin back together. Meanwhile Bilbo enraged because his best friend in the whole world nearly had his arm cut cleanly off made a blind charge, his dagger arm wind milling wildly desperately trying to slash at the warrior.

Frodo flexes his newly mended arm, once certain that it worked the way it was supposed to he ran over to the cleric that healed him and muttered a quick thank you. He then jumped up and climbed on the shoulders of the other cleric.

Oie Marcie charge that there blue mage and we can attack it together.

Confused by Sam and Frodo’s strange antics and not having a leader to confer with now that Eis seemed to be in a trace due to those strange bubbles, make an odd stumbling charge with Frodo still clinging onto her shoulders at the Bluemage, when she was about 5 feet away Frodo, issuing a high pitched war cry, launched himself off her shoulders, with his knife held in front of him, at the mage. Marcie stopped when this happened and lifted her staff above her head in a two handed grip, bringing in down towards the mages head.

Eis: Nothing
Sam: Attempts to drag the downed redmage back into the city
Bilbo: Attacks the Warrior
Yet to be named Cleric: Heals Frodo for 30 using 10 MP
Frodo: attacks the Blue mage for 10
Marcie: attacks the Blue mage for 5
HellcatA: Dead :*(
HellcatB: Dead :*(

Saddly for our poor blue mage, she was taken out by the hobbit and cleric where about one of the other stupid fat hobbities took a jab at our brave warrior. At the moment FoN kept on playing his apparent air guitar, and just looked at the two attacking hobbits. The warrior just let out a frustrated sigh at his boss. He quickly made a rush past the attacking hobbits and cleric, making a slash at each of them. When the warrior stopped, FoN turned into some kind of red and blue blur and rushed past him and the targets he had attacked. The blur stopped next to the warrior, and there was FoN with his right hand raised high, and sparks coming out of his neck and ears. A second later, Frodo and Bilbo fell to pieces, causing the warrior to look in shock. That, strange little man managed to keep an overlord from attack for a bit, and finished off two units in a span that was a a second or two. Unfortanetly for our invaders, the bubbles all finished popping, and Eis was now free to move and attack.

Eis:110HP, 15MP
HellcatA: dead
HellcatB: dead
HobbitA: dead
HobbitB: dead
HobbitC: 40HP, 5MP
ClericF: 40HP, 30MP
ClericF: 20HP, 40MP

FoN:130HP, 65MP (Poison)
WarriorM: 20HP, 0MP
Redmage: Frozen
Bluemage: dead

Marcie looks down in horror at the fallen blue mage, the mage that she had just killed.

Oh, oh my, I ‘am sorry, I didn’t mean too I mean I’ve never killed any thing before. Oh dear what have I done.

The poor horror stricken cleric is brutal brought back to the battle as she lets out a horrible scream of pain as the warrior’s sharp blade bites into her flesh. Grasping her wound with both hands Marcie makes a stumbling dash towards her holy friend, Grace. Seeing the sad state Marcie is in she resumes her soft chanting, the glow reforming around her trusty staff. As the soft chanting intensifies into a booming shout, she lifts her staff and points in at the stumbling wounded Marcie. Marcie trips over her own feet as she is suddenly blinded by a sudden dazzling, golden light. As the light leaves her sprawled body it takes all of her pain with it; with new found energy she springs up too her feet and continues on towards her destination.

Mean while, Sam who was still struggling with the frozen body of the red mage looks up in surprise as Marcie runs past him. As he looks around him to see what is going on the first thing he notices is that he can’t seem to find Frodo any where in the midst of the battle. All he could find was a pile of what know looked like brunt chop meat where he had last seen Frodo standing. With a scream of glee Sam makes a dash for brunt meat and starts to eat it.

I sure wish Mr. Frodo was here so we could enjoy this meal together. I wonder where he could have went off too…

Eis finally able to move again lets out a bellow of rage, not for the fact that half of his small army had been killed off, but because his two hellcats that were chopped up had been made of his beloved ice. He then turns an evil glare on too the warrior and lashes out at him with his tail, trying to knock the warrior in range of the huge, hungry, crushing jaws looking for their next meal.

Eis: Attacks the warrior with his tail (15)
Snaps at the warrior with his teeth (15)
Attempts to eat the warrior (15)
Sam: Starts to eat Frodo’s remains
Grace: Heals Marcie for 30 using 10 MP
Marcie: Dodges while trying to run away from the battle
Bilbo: Dead :*(
Frodo: Dead :*( and being eaten =D
HellcatA: Dead :*(
HellcatB: Dead :*(

Sadly for our Warrior, he was feeling rather sick as he watched Sam… eat Frodo… The problem with this was, it caused him to not spot the giant flying ferret overlord thing heading towards him. Our poor warrior just got smacked by the tail of this great beast, and was flung backwards a good tens of feet. Eis followed this up with an attempt to devour this, invader. Unfortunately for Eis, a red blur suddenly appeared between him and his meal. This blur, engulfed the warrior and moved towards the downed blue mage and… engulfed her as well. It proceeded towards the frozen mage, and the same thing happened. This, blur, then... traveled away from the fighting grounds, and vanished from sight. Upon looking at the battle field, FoN was also no where in sight. About 10 seconds later, that same Blur came back, stopped right in front of Eis, and changed into FoN. FoN quickly spouted incoherent nonsense at his opponent, his arms failing around as the smoke coming from his ear died down… when the oddest thing happened. Part of Eis’s face… slid right off. He left side of his face that area that could be considered his cheek, just slid off, leaving a smove purely vertical, surface in its place.

Eis: 90HP, 15MP
HellcatA: dead
HellcatB: dead
HobbitA: dead
HobbitB: dead
HobbitC: 40HP, 5MP
ClericF: 40HP, 20MP
ClericF: 40HP, 40MP

FoN:130HP, 55MP
WarriorM: Somewhere else
Redmage: Frozen
Bluemage: dead

Eis ignoring the fact that his meal had just disappeared in a brilliant flash of light and even the fact that part of his face had just been sheared off; couldn’t seem to ignore the incessant mumbling that this strangle little man seemed to be spouting at him. Eis makes a snapping lunge at the annoying little man, trying to bite him and then use his moment to slam him on to the ground underneath his enormous body. In the middle of his lunge Eis willed his frozen aura to move away from him and encircle the last of the would be invaders.

Grace watching the fight, turns to Marcie “Hey do you notice anything strange about our great master?” Marcie who was still in shock from her horrible wound and the fact that she had killed some one her a holy woman, just turned her head and stared blankly and Grace. “I mean doesn’t his face look a little bit off to you? I do not remember that part over there being so smooth and clean cut before.” Marcie just turned here head back to the battle and pointed at a large rock that was right next to where Eis was standing. “Oh” was all Grace said before she resumed her chanting one again. Her staff glowing with an eerie reddish glow, instead of the normal brilliant golden one it usually had. Once she completed her chant, which for some reason it was a lot shorter and less intense then the times before, she lifted her staff and pointed it at the rock laying on the ground, and a red beam shot off her staff connecting it to the rock. She then moved the staff upwards, the red beam moving the rock with it, and maneuvered the rock into the place where it normally on Eis’s face. This of course was a lot easy said then done, because at that moment was when Eis made him lunge. With a desperate cry and an awkward and wild series of movements, Grace was finally able to meld the two pieces of rock back together, in mostly the same place as it was before this fight had started.

Sam not really paying much heed to the fight he was sitting in the middle of continued to enjoy his meal of uh, brunt chop meat. Once he had finished one pile of it he was pretty full so he resumed his search for Frodo. “Mr. Frodo where are you, I saved you a whole great pile of meat. I had some already and let me tell you it was the best meal I’ve had in ages.” Looking around the battle Sam noticed that there was only one enemy left, so he figured that if he helped kill that one off Frodo would come out of hiding and they could enjoy the remaining pile of meat, which of course was Bilbo. So pulling out his own knife, which was in perfect condition, since it had never seen use in any battle. He stuck out his tongue and dragged the blade across it, like he had once seen Bilbo doing. Unfortunately for Sam he hadn’t watched Bilbo close enough, while managing to poison his blade, he also managed to cut off his own tongue. In a convulsion of pain, Sam failed out with his arms, sending his knife flying in some unworldly act of luck right at FoN’s face.

Eis: Attacks FoN with a bite (15)
Eiswürfel on FoN (40)
Attacks FoN with a body slam (15)
Sam: Poisons FoN
Grace: Heals Eis for 30 using 10 MP
Marcie: In shock
Bilbo: Dead :*(
Frodo: Dead :*( and eaten.
HellcatA: Dead :*(
HellcatB: Dead :*(

“Of Course!” FoN shouted, appearing right next to Sam as he cut his own tongue off. “The jellybeans, the eating of your own friend’s remains and not relising what they were, even cutting off your tongue is part of your grand master plan! But now it is time to foil it! ONCE AND FOR ALL YOU OVERLORD!” FoN shouted, reeling his foot back for a kick. He then swung it forward and kicked Sam right in the jimmies, and brought it trough. The seare force of the blow caused poor Sam to be sent flying into the air, somehow catching on fire as he ascended into the heavens, never to return again…
“WOOT! FIRST HOBBIT TO BE SENT INTO SPACE VIA KICK!” Fon shouted at the air surrounding him, not even paying any attention to Eis as he not only bite FoN’s arm off, frozen his legs, then somehow missed with a body slam only for the force to be transferred trough the ground into FoN’s frozen legs, shattering them… All FoN could say at the time was “FLUFFY!~”

Eis: 110HP, 10MP
HellcatA: dead
HellcatB: dead
HobbitA(Frodo): dead
HobbitB(Bilbo): dead
HobbitC(Sam)((FINALLY!)): dead
ClericF: 40HP, 10MP
ClericF: 40HP, 40MP

FoN:60HP, 35MP
WarriorM: Somewhere else
Redmage: Frozen
Bluemage: dead

As Sam disappeared from view in a rather spectacular fashion, cheers erupted from the two clerics. They both turned to each other and said in Unison “Yes! He is finally gone.” Marcie seeming to have gotten over her pervious shock, stood up and gave a few jumps for joy. “I can’t believe that cretin is finally dead I thought that he would never die.” “Yea I know, and those looks and remarks about how we would be of better use as a pair of Mr. Frodo’s boots or some such.” “I know and one night I caught him trying to poison my dinner.” They continued on like this for some time, completely ignoring the rest of the battle.

Eis not looking pleased at all, by the fact that the downed FoN was leaking what appeared to be motor oil all over his beautiful and treasured ice; lifted one of his immense feet in to the air bringing it down to were FoN had been lying, then repeating this process two more times. Once he brought his foot down for the third time he ground his paw into what he hoped was FoN trying to achieve the desired affect of grinding FoN into tiny little pieces that would be hardly noticeable and blown away with the wind.

Eis: Stomps on FoN x3 (45)
Grace: Rejoicing over the death of the cretin
Marcie: Rejoicing over the death of the cretin
Bilbo: Dead :*(
Frodo: Dead :*( and eaten.
Sam: Happy to be reunited with his Mr. Frodo
HellcatA: Dead :*(
HellcatB: Dead :*(

"What cha doing?" Said what appeared to be a 10 year old's voice from behin the two Clerics. They both turned to look only to see FoN standing behind them with unbroken legs, his finger on his lip with a puzzled look. "You know, I think whoever is dictating our actions in this grand game of life probably has other things he should be doing... Would you like to see my spleen?" He stated to the poor clerics, holding out what appears to be some kind of... human flesh... as a large amount of black and red substance came out of his mouth, and cought on fire from sparks coming out of his neck. "FLUFFY!" FoN shouted, throwing his... spleen... to the side as his hands jolted straight upwards. "THATS NOT HOW YOU DANCE FLUFFY!" He ran towards the giant overlord, and grabbed him in the tail. "THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT! AT THE WECKER BALL!" FoN screamed, as he somehow lifted Eis over hims and swung the massive overlord right into the ground. The top part of FoN's body started to turn to the side, his hands still grasping Eis as he drags him along the ground. The speed kept up as FoN from the waist up was spinning greatly with Eis's tail in hand. "SWING YOUR PARTNER ROUND AND ROUND!" He shouted, only to let go and sent Eis flying into one of the ice structers in the area. FoN just kept on spinning, smoke bellowing out of his ear at an alarming rate, and the next thing we saw was two fireballs flying from FoN right towards Eis's face... Ouch, that have got to hurt.

Eis: 70HP, 10MP
HellcatA: dead
HellcatB: dead
HobbitA(Frodo): dead
HobbitB(Bilbo): dead
HobbitC(Sam)((FINALLY!)): dead
ClericF: 40HP, 10MP
ClericF: 40HP, 40MP

FoN:15HP, 30MP
WarriorM: Somewhere else
Redmage: Frozen
Bluemage: dead

Both Marcie and Grace looked on in shock as the strange invader first magically appeared behind them only to pull out what he claimed to be his own spleen. They were shocked even farther as the man then threw his spleen away and ran over to Eis, who was still grinding his paw into the ground, and grabed him by the tall, and then proceeded to left the gaint mass of onyx off of the ground and apparently spin him round and round. The two clerics could only stare in amazement as Eis was sent flying into one of his beloved sculptures of ice. When the two fire balls reached their targets, both Grace and Marcie were brought out of their stunned silence by the deafening roar that erupted from their massive master.

“Well that’s something that you don’t see every day.” Grace stammered; Marcie could only manage a nod in acknowledgement. Grace the more calm and collected of the two, was the first to finish pulling her self back together, she started her chanting again and her staff resumed it’s former reddish glow. She then lifted her staff up and pointed it in the direction that the two fire balls had just disappeared into. Upon hearing the soothing words chanted by her sister cleric Marcie was able to start thinking more coherently, lifted her staff up into the air, and started to spin it hand over hand. Soon her staff started to make a rhythmic humming, and Marcie started to sing, she rang out note after note each one in perfect harmony with the staff’s humming. Marcie continued to sing until her staff started to glow in the same reddish color as Grace’s had, she then let go off her staff, still spinning, it shot off towards the wounded Eis. Once Marcie’s staff reached Eis, who was tangled in the remains of the now ruined ice spire, it started to circle around him and soon he was bathed in a bubble of reddish light. The staff then lost it’s glow and shot back to it’s master’s out stretched hand.

After the two clerics’ spells had finished fixing Eis’ body of rock, he shifted his weight and got his front legs under him and then pulled him self back on to all fours. He then lowered his head and started to drink the water made from where the heat of the fire balls had melted the ice spire. Once he finished his drink the water seeped out of the many tiny crakes in his onyx hide. The water froze as it layered upon it’s self forming Eis’ large and impressive wings of ice. He then launched him self up into the air where he disappeared into a tiny speak in the sky. Moments later a loud whistling could be heard as Eis, who was curled into a ball, hurtled towards the ground where FoN was standing. A massive creator was formed and tiny particles of ice could be seen drifting through the air.

Eis: BOOM!, I guess three attacks on FoN (45)
Grace: Heals Eis for 30 using 10 mp
Marcie: Heals Eis for 30 using 10 mp
Bilbo: Dead :*(
Frodo: Dead :*( and eaten.
Sam: Happy to be reunited with his Mr. Frodo
HellcatA: Dead :*(
HellcatB: Dead :*(

Strangly enough, while most people would be running from a giant Ferret that would be cannonballing on top of you, FoN just stold there, yaking on a Cell phone. "WHAT!? I been here for half a year? And that yellow colored flightless bird beast thing died? No,. not died? He is half dead? He is a taco? I can't understand you DNR dearest! Hold on, let me get there." FoN said, as what appeard to be a lever showed up next to him. He pulls it, and the ground springs out from underhim and shoots him high into the air, out of sight.

..>Wait...If FoN isn't there anymore... and Eis is still comming down... And now that there seems to be a wondering Medic where Eis was going to land...


Eis: 110HP, 10MP
HellcatA: dead
HellcatB: dead
HobbitA(Frodo): dead
HobbitB(Bilbo): dead
HobbitC(Sam)((FINALLY!)): dead
ClericF: 40HP, 0MP
ClericF: 40HP, 30MP

Rewards: 300 HL, 150 EXP, One Plan- er, I mean, one medic

You also level.
+10 HP, + 5 carrying cap
Next lvl at 450 EXP