I didn't have time to do them this day so I pasted them from Irrisistable. Thanks Chris for the recaps!!!!!!


1st seg

carly/marty/jax-talking about a conventional meeting and carly disagreeing with jax's changes. Jax comes and says that they need to talk. Marty leaves and jax says that she can't keep pulling stuff like disagreeing with every decisions he makes. Carly tells him that he can't expect her to not have opinions just because she won't be Mrs Jacks anymore

Jaspin- LMAO The Jackal trying to get Stone Cold's measurement

Liv/her brother LOL she gets a brother and a son

Skate


2nd seg

Maxie/lulu- Now they are BFF

Jaspin- "bad habit, break it" LMAO

Skate

Liv/her bro-weird voice the brother

Carjax-carly says that she was just trying to do what she always do which is taking care of the hotel. Jax said that he doesn't want to argue and that he tracked her down to discuss divorce proceedings. Carly says that she knew it was coming but hearing him say that it's just weird. She says why rush to court. Jax says that he doesn't want to prolongue (spelling LOL) it and wants it to be as painless as possible. Carly says good luck with that LOL He wants to have alexis representing him and even if carly objects he still get Alexis. Carly says "really well i object to the whole damn thing" 3rd seg

Maxie/Loulou

Liv/bro-Wow the story life of Connie and Sonny really doesn't move me at all

Skate- LOL John Mayer at her wedding. Delusional much

Carjax-she apologizes for snapping at him. she says that her head knows the marriage is over but her heart has a hard time catching up. She says that she doesn't alexis to rip her apart during the divorce so jax says that he'll find another lawyer. Carly asks how did they get here and jax says she knows the answer to do . Alexis gets out of the elevator and carly stands up and goes to the bar. Alexis asks jax if he wanted to see her and jax says yes and he's not sure why now and both carly and jax looks at each other



4th seg

Jaxis-Alexis pretty much told him that carly and her loathe each other. Jax says he doesn't want to hear a "i told u so" LOL she says she takes no pleasure of being right. Alexis says that she knows that Carly loves jax in her own way. Jax says which is why it makes it so hard

Carly/John-talking about Loulou then Scotty comes threatning John

Skate

AZ/Jason-LOL jason just walked in like it was his house. "Ice that runs through your veins" LOL AZ cracks me up and lying through his teeth that he can't walk. STands up and throw a cup at the wall after Jason leaves


5th seg

(oh yeah LOL the ring is miraculously back. So he just takes it off and on WTF???? You are pushing for a divorce so that's defeating the purpose, dude)

AZ/Ric/Trevor

Jaxis-talking about community property and stuff. I think Alexis says something about just giving her money or something. Jax says that she would say no. And what the hell did jax say at the end about being a better person? LOL i don't remember, sowwy

Maxie/Carly- Maxie asking carly to the wedding. Carly says she rather stick toothpicks in her eyes. Maxie insists that she has to be at the wedding then carly looks at the jaxis table

Skate-now kate saying in the eyes of the catholic church he is still married to carly In the eyes of my church, they are NOT


6th seg

Carly/Maxie-trying to badmouth kate to get carly to the wedding LOL

Skate/priest- "i will not say the word obey" Wow she is just like my bitch of sister in law who also refused to say the word obey at their wedding

Loulou/Laura-confessing and someone listening in (pretty sure that it's scott)


7th seg

Loulou/Laura

JC-she asks Jason to the wedding more like blackmailing him LOL

Spinmax-i still don't get how jason being at the wedding would help Crimson LOL

Liv/bro

Skate-oh my God they are both ridiculous but since she gets a bullet LMAO maybe she isn't that much superstitious. "My surprise is me inviting your cousin that i used to bang" Say what???????????