1.) Eat squid on Thursdays.
2.) There is never too much pie. Or spam for that matter.
3.) You break it, you bought it.
4.) Take your shoes off at the door step.
5.) READ THE RULES
6.) DON'T PM US FOR SUPPORT
7.) NO ADVERTISING
8.) DO NOT TALK IN ALL CAPS
9.) IGNORE RULE #8
And remember: Be creative, funny, entertaining,
and just plain pointless with it! DO NOT break the
page with quotes or anything else, and don't make
it too scrolly. And always eat pie.