If you don't want to have your ass banned then stick to these guidelines:

1) Thou shalt not spam a thread with off topic banter

2) Thou shalt not post any pr0n/warez/mp3/ROMs etc.

3) Thou shalt not post anything abusive/threatening/racist etc.

4) Do not post large images with the [img] tag. Make a thumbnail for it or just post a text link.

5) Do not use large or annoying images in your signature.

6) Thou shalt not share torrents via this forum.

Just be nice and have fun.