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[Verity Kya]

Everyone should have had a joke played on them at least once. If you're lucky enough to have not then maybe you've done a joke on somebody else. By joke I don't mean "Knock Knock" jokes or "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"

By joke I mean going up to someone and saying "Did you know the word gullable is not in the dictionary?" then they'll look up gullable and see that it is there and realise that they were gullable enough to believe what you said. If you've never heard of this joke then go try it when your friend is looking at the dictionary.

The objective of this is to post any good jokes to play on people, or jokes that have been played on you.


Edit: 100 nooties FTW! ^.^

[hotspot]

Well i scare my mother all the time, but not like i put a mask on or anything, i can just jump out of nowhere and it scares her, just yesterday while she was talking to my brother i went behind her and just stood here so when she turned she was suprised becuase she din't know i was there. She also hates bugs so sometimes i will throw a toy bug out of no where and she'll usually freak until she relizes it's fake.

I can't really think of any jokes i have played right now though.

[Verity Kya]

I remember one now.

Ages ago I was on holiday in this middle-eastern place and my flight got delayed so I had to wait 2 hours extra to fly home.
To pass the time there was this man sitting in an armchair reading a newspaper and I walked up to him really slowly and looked down at him. I waited until he noticed me behind his newspaper and when he lowered it and asked "Can I help you?" I replied really seriously "Don't get on the flight" and I walked off.
At first that isn't going to do anything but as it sinks in to his head he'll be wondering "Oh no, should I get on this flight? Was that an angel from God trying to save me?" He'll get totally paranoid and when this lady on the intercom announced his flight was boarding (at least I think it was because he started figeting when she said it) he got up and left looking back at the boarding platform really worried.

[Verity Kya]

This next one is one my Dad told me had happened when he was young.

This taxi driver in London (capital of England) was driving an Israeli person to the airport, when the passenger got out he paid the driver and said "Don't go into the city next monday, there's a terrorist attack."
Because the passenger was Israeli the taxi driver believed him and started telling everyone he knew to get out of town, this included spamming the e-mail network and it got to my Dad this way. But my Dad lived up in the north so he didn't have to worry.
By the time monday came London was almost empty, but there was no terrorist attack. I can just imagine that Israeli dying of laughter. Just shows how our stereotypes can backfire on us.

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Those were funny jokes, i tried the gullable one on my mother but it didn't work.