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Part 1
Hi I’m Kya and these are things that I wish wouldn’t happen in my life. My Mum would leave my Dad, my Dad disappears and I live with my half brother Frank. I get warped into another world and find that my Dad is a warped psycho and wants to destroy the Universe. These creatures called Nativs decide that while I’m there they should send me to a school to learn about their world, and worst of all for me, the school nutter took a bit of a dislike to me. But they do say whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, except the Polio virus. But it’s not been all bad. This is the story of how I made new friends with these furry animals. But back to the present, to put you in the picture I have no friends, it’s my first day and I have a meeting in the Heads office for a welcome chat with the other new Nativs or as they’re otherwise known, The Freaks. As they all need some sort of special care, except me because I can handle myself, which you probably saw yourself while I was beating the snot out of Wolfuns. “You can be friends with us,” one of them said, and then a male one sitting beside me put his paw on my shoulder. Yup everyone is going to think I’m them. Plus in a well meaning but disastrous move I have to wear a badge that said “Hi I’m Kya, STOP me and say Hello” If you wore one of those in my old school then you were just asking to be floored. At least I can discuss this with the head of my year, Mr Blarginsnarf. “Mr Blarginsnarf you seem like an intelligent Nativ…” I said. But he interrupted my sentence with “Oh? I seem intelligent, how lovely of you to say.” I tried to continue however he feels he must go on. “You know I’ve long since been insecure about my capacity for learning so it’s nice to have it ratified by you… a child.” That last bit made me sound as though I’m half a metre tall. “What I was trying to say is, are you sure these badges that single us out as new kids are a good idea?” I don’t see the point in asking this now seeing as I’m probably not going to get a reasonable answer. “Yes Kya, if you have any views on it I suggest you join the school debating society. Obviously you’ll have to start one first.” The School bell started to ring. It was my mistake, Mr Blarginsnarf is a plonker. And so began my first day.
What do you guys think? Be kind when you write your criticism please
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