Scenario:
Starfire: "You will return The (insert random priceless object here),"
RedX: "Really? God, what an enlightenment! And here I thought I controlled my actions..."
Starfire: "....Surrender. I do not wish to fight you,"
RedX: "Because I'm so sexy?"
Starfire: >.< "Because you helped save my life and my friend's lives,"
*Insert uncomfortable pause here as RedX contemplates reply*
RedX: "...............I bet you're picturing me naked right now,"
Starfire: *Beet red* "Excuse me?? I-I... No. And if y-you do not return that 'object'-,"
RedX: "Robin'll pitch a fit?"
Starfire: "...You didn't let me finish!" *uber glare*
RedX: "Aww, am I making you upset?"
Starfire: *lights starbolts* "You have given me no choice"
RedX: "Not true! You COULD let me go..."
Starfire: "I would do no such thing!"
RedX: "And here I thought we were friends...."
Starfire: (taken back, but a little hurt) "Well I...."
RedX: (Begins to laugh)
Starfire: >.<!!!
RedX: Annoyance becomes you, cutie.
-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-
....^-^
Age- 14. Not exactly legal. But they weren't that kinky. I can think of kinky-er things, but the things is, it's not something I'd really want him to do to her.
Too dark and angst-y. Gah, now I'm imagining it.... >.< THANKS Valda. *bitchslap* (

I kid)
I love the Uncomfortable sexual tension mixed in with comic relief.... and the sweet-slightly-creepy-obsession-thing.
^^;; Heh.
~Rose