Ten years ago today

[Wug]

Thanks go out to Buse for capturing this treasure.

So.. who wants to face Glenn Hudson in the first round of the big AWA tournament? :p


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*** Topic is 'RIP Davey Boy Smith | 2 matches in! || If you have
in-rings/oncards/etc. to do, make sure they're in this weekend'
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<Darry> Quiet tonight.
<Buse> People are still in shock.
<idegoVERTIGO> Yeah. I admitted I was a man.
<Darry> About the PPV?
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<Buse> What Justin said.
* Britney_Spears_Boyfriend still refuses to believe that.
* Darry drops a section of wall on Telly.
* idegoVERTIGO tousles Terry's hair.
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<EMWCPrez> 3hhhwoooo...im' plenaty drunk!
<Quad> Brue
<EMWCPrez> shawnf
<idegoVERTIGO> Blue...drunk?
<Buse> ...
<Buse> lmao
<Buse> This is gonna rock.
<El_Duderino> Good God almighty
<EMWCPrez> hehhehee
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<Saunders> lol
<Saunders> Wow.
<Saunders> Blue.
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<Buse> * Logging #noise_pollution to 'logs\Blue-drunk'
<Buse> So...Blue...
<Buse> What's going on amigo?
<Buse> What'cha been doing tonight?
<Buse> Don't ignore me fucko.
<EMWCPrez> I wathc ed the PPV... didnt'[ see much thoo0hg
<Buse> lmao
<Buse> Couldn't see the screen?
<El_Duderino> Why;s that?
<Buse> Or, did you see multiple screens?
<idegoVERTIGO> Now now, boys.
<idegoVERTIGO> You know better than that.
<EMWCPrez> I just was drinking coudln't see the screen enough to
guague thopw it was
<Darry> Blue, did you get my match? My email's been fucked up
today.
<EMWCPrez> yes
<Buse> Blue, did you get my match?
<Saunders> Mine?
<EMWCPrez> noooo
* idegoVERTIGO sighs, goes off to tickle Terry.
<Buse> Well, god damn't.
<Buse> Look again!
<EMWCPrez> no
<EMWCPrez> i nmet ny friebd;s grianffcce for tthe first itme
tonight
<Buse> lmao
<El_Duderino> Holy fuck.
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|| If you have in-rings/oncards/etc. to do, make sure they're in
this weekend| <EMWCPrez> i nmet ny friebd;s grianffcce for tthe
first itme tonight'
<El_Duderino> Can I get a translation?
<Buse> That'
<Buse> That's gotta stay.
<_Gremlin_> Oh fuck.
<EMWCPrez> shhjhhh
<Robfathah> Blue, is she hawt?
<EMWCPrez> B's laughing at me too
<_Gremlin_> Gotta find my contact, because that son of a bitch
popped out when I read that.
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> ack1
<Saunders> I met my friends fiancee for the first time tonight.
<El_Duderino> lol
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> !, too
<EMWCPrez> She was okay... seemed [rett yh nice
<_Gremlin_> [rett yh nice chikcs ae cool
* Buse gets out his "Drunken EgoManiac to English" dictionary
* Buse cannot translate!
<_Gremlin_> Pretty nice, Buse.
<Buse> Oh...ok...
<EMWCPrez> u guy sr rmena
<_Gremlin_> ok Moon
<Buse> Griff?
<_Gremlin_> HAHAHAHAHAHA
<EMWCPrez> Fuck yhou!
<Buse> How about that one?
<EMWCPrez> Fuck yhou!
<EMWCPrez> u guy sr rmena
<EMWCPrez> u guy sr rmena
<EMWCPrez> u guy sr rmena
<Robfathah> You guys are dicks.
<EMWCPrez> Fuck yhou!
<EMWCPrez> Fuck yhou!
<EMWCPrez> u guy sr rmena
<Buse> Rob...
<Robfathah> _Dicks_.
<Buse> Shut the fuck up.
<Buse> Seriously.
<Robfathah> What?
<Buse> This is standard protocal.
<Quad> lol
* Darry is rebooting, as much as he hates to miss this.
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<Buse> Every last one of us encounters this wrath.
<_Gremlin_> Nickels make music if you put them in the oven.
<_Gremlin_> See?
* Buse heard, ya heard?
<_Gremlin_> You don't have to be drunk to confuse the shit out of
people.
<Quad> lmao
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<_Gremlin_> Funny thing is, this is all an act.
<EMWCPrez> my firnbed called ot usae what time yahoo closhes
tsta5rta
<EMWCPrez> brrbb
<Buse> Wow..
<_Gremlin_> God
<_Gremlin_> Damn
<El_Duderino> I can't even begin to translate.
<Buse> I don't even care.
<_Gremlin_> My friend called to see what time yahoo closes...
<Buse> My sides are hurting right now.
<idegoVERTIGO> This can't be right.
<Buse> Yes Griff...but what does "tsta5rta" stand for?
<idegoVERTIGO> Nobody is this sloppily drunk.
<_Gremlin_> Justin, I know.
<Buse> I beg to differe.
<Buse> -e.
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> maybe he's typing with his feet or
something
<Buse> Before Jabba the Pus logged off...
<Buse> He was this drunk, on the famous "Crown" night.
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> amongst other things
<EMWCPrez> ok here
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<EMWCPrez> brne!#
<El_Duderino> !
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<El_Duderino> bernie!
<Buse> lmao
<_Gremlin_> lmao
* idegoVERTIGO giggles.
<Quad> lmao
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<Quad> brackie
<EMWCPrez> blacccckie
<GLCWMack> Well, well, well
<MrHoneydew> Someone been hittin' bottle tonight?
<Genepoolshark> Bluuuuuuue
<Genepoolshark> Und Sean
<Genepoolshark> Shawn
<Genepoolshark> Shit, it's noticeable already, Bren?
<EMWCPrez> just thing,m blackiue... in one month... you'll gwet
yo tsee ne like this
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<Genepoolshark> 27 days, in fact.
<Buse> I can't even type right now from laughter.
<EMWCPrez> whooo!
<EMWCPrez> we're gonna pary!
<idegoVERTIGO> You lie, Buse!
<GLCWMack> lol
<Saunders> Lets pary!
<Genepoolshark> Yes... I suppose we are. :)
<Quad> pary
<Quad> lol
<_Gremlin_> lmao
<idegoVERTIGO> You can obviously type!
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> .......
<_Gremlin_> I can't breathe.
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* Saunders throws Britney_Spears_Boyfriend off a bridge
<Buse> For Blue!
* Britney_Spears_Boyfriend lands on Adam.
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<Buse> Heheeh
<EMWCPrez> yhehhehehe
<_Gremlin_> lol
<El_Duderino> Today's letter is three!
<Buse> He left, after we were "dicks" to you, Blue.
* GLCWMack wuzzles Blue's hair
<EMWCPrez> Yeha, well...De4nn'y swas still open
<Buse> Heheh
<EMWCPrez> Andjio! You... suck! I love yo uthoughbt
<Buse> Even when drunk...Rob fat jokes run aplenty!
<El_Duderino> lol
<GLCWMack> lol
<_Gremlin_> lol
<GLCWMack> @$(*&$@!
* El_Duderino falls off chair
<EMWCPrez> i think B went to zlsepp...old on
<Quad> old on
<Quad> lol
<Buse> Blue's horny...
<Buse> Ruh roh.
<Buse> And he's drunk!
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can run past the border)
<idegoVERTIGO> At least he's not talking about my ass.
<_Gremlin_> <EMWCPrez> unna sticit in er ear eheheheheee
<Buse> lmao
<Genepoolshark> Belinda: Why the hell are you setting my shoes on
fire, Chris?
<Quad> lol
<El_Duderino> lol
<Genepoolshark> lol Griff
<Quad> lmao
<Buse> lmao
<MrHoneydew> Hrm... shame
<MrHoneydew> This would be a nice time to secure another title
shot
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<Buse> Like it'd matter.
<MrHoneydew> How do you think I got all the other shots?
<MrHoneydew> Wait... don't answer that
<Genepoolshark> Pity?
<GLCWMack> Sex, obviously, of the cy-
<GLCWMack> Oh
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<idegoVERTIGO> I shant comment, either.
<Buse> Well...Bren...
<Buse> He's drunk, so, now about seems like the logical time for
you to cyber him in /msg for title shots.
<EMWCPrez> sahoses on fire!
<EMWCPrez> WUG!
<EMWCPrez> WUG!
<GLCWMack> lol
<GLCWMack> Wug's not here
<Quad> lol
<EMWCPrez> Dammit
<EMWCPrez> Get mhim here
<Genepoolshark> No, the shoes on fire is a Wug reference, though.
:)
<_Gremlin_> "sahoses"
<Genepoolshark> I'm on it, Blue.
* _Gremlin_ writes that one down.
<DevonCase> Hoooooooooly shit.
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Break.mpg][5.29mb][2x]
* Genepoolshark sends a swat team to Oz to retrieve wayward Wug.
<EMWCPrez> ytyes1!
<DevonCase> Good point
<Genepoolshark> Blue... if you duct tape your keyboard down, it
won't move.
<Genepoolshark> Will help your typing.
<Buse> Hehehe
<EMWCPrez> mike is ga goldne gosd... hehe... CBuser miusis gonna
cry
<_Gremlin_> lol
<GLCWMack> lol
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1x]
<Buse> Heheh Blue :)
<El_Duderino> lol
<DevonCase> Rock!
* idegoVERTIGO gives up.
<EMWCPrez> Even T is hgere tyo leaugh at me
<GLCWMack> What're you drinking?
<EMWCPrez> T... ivl ove you.. .dugck iriber a kid
<EMWCPrez> I stil llove yuou man!
<_Gremlin_> holy
<Genepoolshark> We're not laughing at you, we're laughing...
wait. Yeah. At you.
<_Gremlin_> FUCK
<Genepoolshark> But in a good way.
<Quad> lol
<GLCWMack> lmao
<_Gremlin_> lmao
<El_Duderino> ...wow
<Genepoolshark> Yeah... dugck the Ribera Kid!
<Buse> ~!
<Genepoolshark> And dugck the police!
<DevonCase> Yikes
<Buse> Dugck the Police!
<_Gremlin_> dugck
<_Gremlin_> dugck
<_Gremlin_> dugck the police!
<Buse> ~!
<EMWCPrez> popr t
<EMWCPrez> I feel bad
<GLCWMack> No you don't
<Genepoolshark> That's the alcohol talking.
<GLCWMack> You feel like a million bucks
<EMWCPrez> sometimsres i do
<EMWCPrez> wewell yeah, yheah
<_Gremlin_> sometimsres you run
<_Gremlin_> sometimsres you hide
<Genepoolshark> You should go wake B up and propose to her, Blue.
<EMWCPrez> i died... so manys ytaears aogoooo
<GLCWMack> So good, in fact, that you want to give me Todd
Michaelson for an epic feud with Rosco Riggins.
<Genepoolshark> Show her how much you really love her.
<Buse> Blackie, you dick :)
* Buse loves you
<GLCWMack> lol
<EMWCPrez> ui ll wiat til you're gere Blackie
<Quad> lol
<GLCWMack> lol
<_Gremlin_> lol
<Genepoolshark> No, propose to Belinda, not me.
<GLCWMack> Blackie Gere
<Buse> lol
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> lol
<DevonCase> He's gonna propose to YOU, Blackie
<Quad> lmao
<Genepoolshark> I'm spoken for.
<GLCWMack> lmao
* DevonCase nods
<EMWCPrez> hehehehe
<idegoVERTIGO> Oh my.
* Genepoolshark puts an arm around Mike's waist, discreetly.
* idegoVERTIGO shakes his head.
<_Gremlin_> <EMWCPrez> io needs ytu oost ap erdown whike i assk
<Buse> lmao
<Quad> lmao
<Genepoolshark> lmao
<GLCWMack> lol
<El_Duderino> lol
<EMWCPrez> kr wamts the ascock
<Buse> Er...what?
<EMWCPrez> jr wants the askcokc
<Buse> Hehehe
<Genepoolshark> Ass cock?
<DevonCase> He is a big Right Said Fred fan?
<Quad> JR wants the asscock?
<EMWCPrez> yesah!
<Buse> Justin wants the asscock!
<Genepoolshark> Or maybe ascot, the British neckwear.
* Buse frowns
<Buse> Could be, Blackie.
<Genepoolshark> Would you like an ascot, Justin?
<idegoVERTIGO> Not really.
<EMWCPrez> jre wants th eascck~!
<Genepoolshark> One like Thurston Howell the Third used to wear?
<Genepoolshark> C'mon, you could call people "lovey" then!
<idegoVERTIGO> Blue, stop talking about my ass!
<EMWCPrez> jrs; ass is tight and rounnd1
<Quad> long as Blue doesn't get Wardle on our asses and starts
tapping on the shoulder and saying "Your cock, my ass" we
should be good :P
* idegoVERTIGO blushes.
<Quad> * Walls corrupts your ass
<Quad> <DevonCase> Homo
<Quad> <Walls> you're not gay if you're giving it
<DevonCase> Well, I guess this would be a good time to discuss in
.msg about how we are gonna put the belt on Case
<EMWCPrez> RPSWF SMSHG SENT!
<Genepoolshark> Oh shit.
<GLCWMack> lol
<Genepoolshark> lol
<Quad> uh oh
<DevonCase> Oh lordie
<Quad> lol
<GLCWMack> Oh man
<_Gremlin_> Oh fuck.
<GLCWMack> This is going to be the greatest thing ever
* GLCWMack hugs Blue
<Buse> Does that say that he sent a msg to RSPWF?
<_Gremlin_> Yes
<Genepoolshark> Yes, Buse. Yes it does.
* Buse fist pump
<Quad> that's what it looks like :)
<idegoVERTIGO> Andj, you never hug me!
* idegoVERTIGO pouts.
<Buse> Good lord that's gonna rock.
* Genepoolshark girs his loins for a visit to RSPWF tomorrow, to
defend Blue.
<GLCWMack> You haven't outwardly despised me for years, though,
Justin
<Genepoolshark> girds, too.
<Quad> lol
<EMWCPrez> girlds hjis l;ons
<EMWCPrez> I'm honan mean MBlackie at thew air[ost
<Genepoolshark> No, no you're not. :)
<Genepoolshark> I've already got someone meeting me at the
airport.
<GLCWMack> lol
<_Gremlin_> lol
<El_Duderino> <Quad> long as Blue doesn't get Waddle on our asses
and starts tapping on
<El_Duderino> the shoulder and saying "Your cock, my ass" we
should be good :UP
<El_Duderino> hhhehehe
<El_Duderino> YOUR UKASES ME<MUM COPTIC!!!
<El_Duderino> HEHEHEWHEHE!
<EMWCPrez> fuck her!
<EMWCPrez> hehehe
<Genepoolshark> That's the general plan, yeah. :)
<GLCWMack> lmao
<Quad> lmao
<EMWCPrez> bblakckie + alclvhhophol = fun!~
<GLCWMack> lmfao
<Buse> lmao
<Genepoolshark> Chris... are you hitting on me?
<GLCWMack> Post more, Blue!
<DevonCase> Mum Coptic is a Ukrainian word meaning "fistfuck"
<EMWCPrez> if Mi must
<GLCWMack> lol Mike
<DevonCase> <EMWCPrez> if Mi must
<DevonCase> He's a pirate now.
* GLCWMack demands more!
<Buse> I wonder if he's looking for duct tape
<_Gremlin_> Big booty hoes
<Buse> That'd be a nice 30 minute ordeal that I'd love to have on
tape.
<Genepoolshark> He may've passed out.
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<Buse> Blue attempting to duct tape his keyboard.
<El_Duderino> Blue, go to the RSPWF thread where Frankie Starz is
asking for tag team names. Give some suggestions
<Genepoolshark> "hay fankie hre sugiston 'me n yur gril"
<EMWCPrez> ok
<GLCWMack> That sounds like a great idea
<Genepoolshark> Or just go tell Frankie what we all think of him.
<Genepoolshark> That'll take... 20 bytes or so.
<EMWCPrez> ere os ot?
<Buse> Latin!
<Darry> Uh...
<Buse> He's busting out the Latin!
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<Genepoolshark> Eros art?
<Genepoolshark> WONG!
<_Gremlin_> Where is that?
<El_Duderino> wwe tik ur a fking pece of fagot
<Genepoolshark> Christ, I thought they'd exterminated New Zealand.
<Buse> Wonger!
<idegoVERTIGO> Oh my.
<GLCWMack> jjjjjjjjWo
<idegoVERTIGO> It's the guy whom I've asked many questions about
only to forget the answers!
<EMWCPrez> POST!
<Genepoolshark> Well, his name's Joe, he's Chinese, he lives in
New Zealand, and he doesn't try to fuck crickets, but sometimes
ends up doing so anyway, and once chipped his tooth. Rough
sex, I guess.
<Quad> lol
<Buse> Someone c/p that.
<_Gremlin_> <EMWCPrez> blllakie i teird oodct tap b dowmb ut she
wiukdkkldnt lt me
<GLCWMack> lol
<Buse> lmao
<EMWCPrez> dbuser is ta twexan
<El_Duderino> lmao
<idegoVERTIGO> Not that, Blackie. :P
<jWo> Who the hell are you people?
<jWo> :)
<EMWCPrez> qzssteers and queensrs
<Genepoolshark> "Twexan"
<Buse> Griff spends 4-5 minutes attempting to type like that.
<Genepoolshark> It's like... twink and Texan, at the same time.
<Buse> And it's worth every last second!
<Genepoolshark> So, yes, Buser is, in fact, a twexan.
<EMWCPrez> tom!!!!
<EMWCPrez> <OVE MEEEEEE!
<EMWCPrez> LOVEEE MEEEE!
<GLCWMack> lmao
<Genepoolshark> lol
<_Gremlin_> lmao
<EMWCPrez> Wghhe tghe dowbn boys go!
<EMWCPrez> WHOOO HOOOOH!
<El_Duderino> love me Jeffrey
<jWo> Right... Blackie... ah :)
<El_Duderino> lmao
<Genepoolshark> Blue's L is having some erectile dysfunctiom
there the first time.
<Tommy_James> Jesus.
<GLCWMack> Leave his L out of this
<Genepoolshark> No. Blackie.
<EMWCPrez> TIM!!!
<EMWCPrez> TIOM!! TOO!
<EMWCPrez> TOM!!!
<GLCWMack> TIM!!!
<EMWCPrez> GOT IT!
<_Gremlin_> <EMWCPrez> mme kl wks
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<idegoVERTIGO> TIM!!!
<_Gremlin_> TIM TURNER?! EVERYONE RUN!
<GLCWMack> Blue!
<Saunders> <Tim_Joseph> Yes?
<GLCWMack> Let's hear some Thunderstruck!
<EMWCPrez> thndr!
<EMWCPrez> NANANANNAANAN!
<GLCWMack> YES!
<Buse> lmao
<GLCWMack> !!!!!!!!!!!
<EMWCPrez> thndurer!
<El_Duderino> lmao
<EMWCPrez> NANANANANANANANANA~!
<GLCWMack> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<EMWCPrez> TNJDNYERTF!
<EMWCPrez> JMAMAMAMANANNAAN!
<Saunders> TNJDNYERTF!
<_Gremlin_> lmao
<Saunders> TNJDNYERTF!
<EMWCPrez> Curtias Hansne ius fa rag
<Genepoolshark> Yes, yes he is.
<Buse> !
<EMWCPrez> Blakui should rejoin afgrte gbe mnoives! Kyle
neHAJNES!
<idegoVERTIGO> Oh for Christ's sake.
<Genepoolshark> gbe mnoives?
<Genepoolshark> That's beyond even me.
<Buse> Jesus fucking Christ.
* idegoVERTIGO gives Blue coffee.
<EMWCPrez> i have o work tomorrowm ornign! rtomond[tr give me
coffere~!
<Genepoolshark> Man, you _know_ you're drunk when you're trying
to get me to rejoin.
<_Gremlin_> Blackie should rejoin after he moves! Kyle James!
<El_Duderino> Whoa
<Genepoolshark> I'd join, just so you could wake up in the
morning and be like "...what the fuck have I done?"
<GLCWMack> Let's get him in GLCW
<Genepoolshark> But, honestly... I'm too lazy.
<GLCWMack> Make it happen!
<EMWCPrez> GLCW!
<idegoVERTIGO> Blue, now's the time to beg for Rembrandt!
<GLCWMack> GLCW!
<idegoVERTIGO> BEGGGGGGG!!!
<EMWCPrez> Erm...
<jWo> What are you doing these days, Scott-ay?
<EMWCPrez> TODD MICHAELSON!
<El_Duderino> GLCW!
<Buse> Hrmm...
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> beg?
<GLCWMack> TODD MICHAELSON!
<Buse> Sudden fits of correct typing...
<EMWCPrez> WHOOFIGOO!
<idegoVERTIGO> I'd beg for Remmy.
<GLCWMack> WHOOFIGOO!
<Genepoolshark> Moving in 27 days, Wong. :) And you?
<_Gremlin_> Followed by spastic drunk jibberjabber.
<EMWCPrez> jgv
<Darry> I wanna' beg.
<jWo> Where you going?
<Genepoolshark> San Diego, 'til September.
<_Gremlin_> Wait...
<Genepoolshark> Then 11 hours north.
<EMWCPrez> wjhehre?!
* Saunders is going to college in San Diego.
<_Gremlin_> Blue's got work in the morning?
<EMWCPrez> yes
<EMWCPrez> 8am
<jWo> Mesa chilling. Been back in NZ for two weeks.
<Buse> ~!
<El_Duderino> Holy fuck, please kill Adam while you're out there
<jWo> Whyfor?
<Genepoolshark> Adam?
<EMWCPrez> blackighierie!
<Quad> eh, it's another one of those long term temp jobs that
will cut his position by Friday anyway :)
<El_Duderino> Er, <Saunders>
<EMWCPrez> ehgre ware you oving>
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<Genepoolshark> Eh, friend of mine moved out there a few years
ago, lives with another friend of ours who got stationed at
Pendelton, witht he Marines. They wanted me to move, and I
finally caved.
<Genepoolshark> Um... to California, Chris. Like 10 minutes from
the Spectrum, remember?
<EMWCPrez> eha , butoyu ysaid 11 hors north!
<EMWCPrez> stayh in SD!
<_Gremlin_> 11 whores
<jWo> Oh... funky...
<Buse> 11 WHORES!
<_Gremlin_> HAHAHAHAHA
* GLCWMack didn't think 11 whores was that far
<jWo> I may be heading out to those parts in a few months.
* GLCWMack sees Blackie suddenly persuaded to stay in San Diego.
<Genepoolshark> Oh.
<Buse> Andj...gotta calculate the varying roads.
<Genepoolshark> I'm moving up to Monterey/Santa Cruz in September.
<idegoVERTIGO> Kill Adam, take his spot.
<Genepoolshark> Kate's going to UCSanta Cruz.
<EMWCPrez> noooo!
<EMWCPrez> Satyqa in SD!
* Saunders curses Justin.
<EMWCPrez> Damn her!
<EMWCPrez> SDSUS!
<EMWCPrez> !!
* Saunders has friends going to UC Santa Cruz.
<Genepoolshark> So, gonna move up there and stay with my sis for
a bit, then get my own place, and have Kate move in with me.
<Saunders> SDSU~!
<_Gremlin_> Suds?
<Buse> TATERS!
<jWo> San Diego State?
<idegoVERTIGO> You'll curse me more when Blackie eats your soul.
<Saunders> Yeas.
<jWo> Kate is... new gf?
<Genepoolshark> Yeah, Wong.
* Britney_Spears_Boyfriend punches Adam in the throat.
* GLCWMack hurls Telly at Blue
* Saunders burns UCLA to the ground.
<El_Duderino> [mp3][Elvis Presley - Viva Las Vegas (1).mp3][2.75
mb][1x]
<_Gremlin_> * EMWCPrez kck punchsts iall in teh mindnn
<_Gremlin_> Ok... no more.
<EMWCPrez> boooo!
<_Gremlin_> Eyes and brain hurt.
<_Gremlin_> Badly.
<EMWCPrez> til her to go to SDSU!
<_Gremlin_> PAIN IN MAH HEAD
<Genepoolshark> She tried.
<jWo> Funky, Brack. New beginnings and everything :)
<Genepoolshark> They didn't accept her.
* Buse hits Griff with a brick
<Saunders> Dude, Blue, shut up.
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<Genepoolshark> Indeed, Wong. :)
<Saunders> I don't want them polluting my school.
*** EMWCPrez sets mode: +b *!*@Star7447.dialup.mindspring.com
<GLCWMack> I haven't gotten a Todd Michaelson app yet
*** Saunders was kicked by EMWCPrez (fuck you fucker)
<El_Duderino> !!!!!!!!!
<GLCWMack> lol
<EMWCPrez> SDSU wocyul b e xcool for her
<idegoVERTIGO> !!!!
<Buse> ~!
<_Gremlin_> !!!!
<EMWCPrez> they sohuld take her
<El_Duderino> perma-ban him!
<El_Duderino> Do it!
<El_Duderino> Do it!
<El_Duderino> Do it!
<EMWCPrez> ./cs askick saunders BITCH!
<Buse> Teeeeeee hehehe
<EMWCPrez> rckong saunders
<idegoVERTIGO> See, Blackie, he cares!
<EMWCPrez> he'll enver be jackshit!
<EMWCPrez> DJJOB!
<EMWCPrez> JOB!
<EMWCPrez> bjOBO~!
<El_Duderino> ~!
<Genepoolshark> W00T
<_Gremlin_> FUCK YOU JOBU!
<Buse> ~@%
<idegoVERTIGO> Can Shane Destiny paralyze him, Blue?
<_Gremlin_> I DO IT MYSELF!
<idegoVERTIGO> Can he?
<idegoVERTIGO> Huh?
<El_Duderino> I do it myself!
<EMWCPrez> ./mthjanka Jackie shouild hbe n SocaL
<Genepoolshark> And yes, Blue, SDSU _would_ be a cool school for
her... and be cheaper rent for me... but, they didn't
accept'er. :)
<GLCWMack> I do it myself?
<idegoVERTIGO> CERANO HITS A HOMERUN!!!
<El_Duderino> I give you cigar and Brandy, I stick up for you.
<EMWCPrez> tle er to go to a SCal State or a COm,,un Collegd for
a year!
<GLCWMack> Oh, right
* idegoVERTIGO slaps Andy.
<idegoVERTIGO> It was rum, damn you.
<idegoVERTIGO> Not brandy.
<El_Duderino> Oh...solly.
<EMWCPrez> SOLCCAL!
<EMWCPrez> SOCaL!
<_Gremlin_> SUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
<EMWCPrez> emwc/GL CW shjot jhoin!
<Genepoolshark> Heh
<Buse> NO LIGHTS!
<Buse> NO MUSIC!
<GLCWMack> !!
<Genepoolshark> I'll uh... I'll do that, Blue. :)
<GLCWMack> I don't know what that means!
<EMWCPrez> NOI NT SHOW!
<GLCWMack> !!!!!!!!!
<_Gremlin_> EMWC/GLCW should join
<_Gremlin_> Oh fuck.
<EMWCPrez> nkoo1o!
<_Gremlin_> Head hurt.
<EMWCPrez> HJOUT nSHOT!
<_Gremlin_> HURT
<_Gremlin_> PAIN
<GLCWMack> JOINT SHOW!
<_Gremlin_> That too!
<EMWCPrez> !~!@
<EMWCPrez> ~!
<EMWCPrez> ~!
<EMWCPrez> !~
<_Gremlin_> PAIN
<_Gremlin_> PAIN
<idegoVERTIGO> ?!
<_Gremlin_> SUFFERING
<_Gremlin_> Young Skywalker-
<_Gremlin_> OH FUCK
<El_Duderino> lead to the darkside!
<El_Duderino> Mrrrrm
<Buse> ~!
<EMWCPrez> {INA Leads t fgofear ;;lead t psffpiuferrmng//siferonmg
a;ates the pojhatE!
<GLCWMack> lol
<El_Duderino> lol
<_Gremlin_> lmao
<Buse> Holy shit.
<El_Duderino> What in the fuck is that
<Buse> Blackie...
<GLCWMack> I like this joint show idea, Blue
<Buse> What was that? :)
<Quad> lol
<EMWCPrez> FEAR L:EAVCE TP SIUFFERIONG!
<Tommy_James> Take your dick out of the zip drive, Blue.
<EMWCPrez> SUFFERING TO LEAEDS TO HATE
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> .......
<_Gremlin_> Leads to fear leads to suffering suffering leads to
hate
<EMWCPrez> !HATE LEADS TYO HTE DARK DSIFE!
<_Gremlin_> Damn, he beat me.
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> Much to learn, you have.
<Quad> I sense much fear in you
<EMWCPrez> T ism ena
<EMWCPrez> I love t
<EMWCPrez> he's still mean
<GLCWMack> You hate me, too!
<_Gremlin_> Now _that's_ a haiku.
<GLCWMack> lol Griff
<_Gremlin_> Not really, but hey.
<Genepoolshark> <EMWCPrez> {INA Leads t fgofear ;;lead t
psffpiuferrmng//siferonmg a;ates the pojhatE!
<Genepoolshark> Wow.
<Genepoolshark> Just... wow.
<EMWCPrez> we don't jhave za zip[ driover, T!
<GLCWMack> Blue is like Roger lite when he's drunk
* Buse nods at Blackie
* GLCWMack hasn't gotten any /msg's about how awesome I am yet
<Buse> za zip!
<Genepoolshark> FIEWWOWOREUEURRUUWWEER
<Buse> ~%~!
<GLCWMack> lol
<_Gremlin_> He's German now.
<Buse> Roger drunk is scary.
<GLCWMack> FIWEOEUWREOIEOIEORU!
<Buse> He tries to cyber me every last time :(
* Buse frowns
<idegoVERTIGO> Better you than me.
<EMWCPrez> eevyeon y ojin EWMCS!
* GLCWMack notes that everyone sending me "You are awesome!"
/msgs right now is also awesome.
<EMWCPrez> JSUTIVCe AND TOmMY JAESM AN EZZIMS O EZRA OR TEDC
IVOLLNCEZ OR OTJ HGJN
<jWo> What was that last one?
<jWo> Jin Tao?
<DevonCase> Jot Hedge
<Genepoolshark> OTJ HGJN
<Genepoolshark> I'll put Otj Hgjn back in.
<EMWCPrez> fidk
<jWo> Isn't that the Viking dude?
<Buse> Something about Tex, Tommy, Justcie...
<Buse> And...fuck.
<jWo> fidk, indeed.
<_Gremlin_> Houngan?
<Tommy_James> Justice and Tommy James and [something] or Ezra or
Tex Violence or [something]
<GLCWMack> I think he wants Wargasm
<_Gremlin_> Was the last one Houngan?
<_Gremlin_> I hope it was.
<EMWCPrez> tom, ajhtes eme
<EMWCPrez> ribby kd
<EMWCPrez> eye sorry otm1
<EMWCPrez> SYUE SOORRY!
<El_Duderino> Ted Violence
<GLCWMack> lol
* GLCWMack can't believe I didn't think of Ted Violence during
the KFO days
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> Wargasm would own you all
<EMWCPrez> zez vvefvofevbreaksfat!
<DevonCase> Breakfast bobby Toast?
<EMWCPrez> no1
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> Breakfast bobby toast?
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> damn you Mike
<jWo> NPWA~!
<EMWCPrez> "se nswdoer bnrealdt!
<_Gremlin_> What's for breakfast?
<Buse> He wants breakfast.
<Buse> Blue...
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> he wants Rembrandt to join NSW
<_Gremlin_> He wants Rembrandt.
<Buse> You need to open something...don't you?
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> I think that's what it is.
<MrHoneydew> Blue, did you send in that app for UWF yet?
<EMWCPrez> sex before bhreakfast!
<Buse> With a can opener...yes...you do...
<jWo> You want to go to Australia?
<idegoVERTIGO> I want Rembrandt to be _somewhere_.
<EMWCPrez> dik
<Buse> We got that picture, Justin.
<jWo> "se nswdoer bnrealdt" is so not "sex before bhreakfast"
<GLCWMack> I have a fed for him
<MrHoneydew> GLCW
<Buse> Hehe Wong :)
<idegoVERTIGO> You do?
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> Rembrandt should join his friend juan
Vasquez along with Tommy Stephens to battle evil!!!!
<GLCWMack> Yes, and not GLCW
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> ...or something.
<idegoVERTIGO> Tell me, so I can get on the mailing list, dammit!
<GLCWMack> NSW?
<El_Duderino> Let Dave Aiello in! He posted on RSPWF! FREE AGENT!
<EMWCPrez> KYL:E GACKWODDOD!
<El_Duderino> ~!~!~!
<EMWCPrez> luke kisney
<EMWCPrez> sSUCK!
<El_Duderino> !
<idegoVERTIGO> ?
<EMWCPrez> hehhee
<EMWCPrez> CHRIS VOUBTTADE!!! SUICKSSSS!
<jWo> Luke's kidney sucks.
<EMWCPrez> REMDEPTIPNSON!!!
<EMWCPrez> REMDEPTIPNSON!!!
<EMWCPrez> REMDEPTIPNSON!!!
<EMWCPrez> REMDEPTIPNSON!!!
<Buse> Hehehe
<Quad> lol
<EMWCPrez> JIKWWW
<EMWCPrez> !RWDM#PITOn!
<_Gremlin_> lol
<EMWCPrez> MIKES!!
<EMWCPrez> !RWDM#PITOn!
<MrHoneydew> Rembrandt's Step Son?
<jWo> Indeed.
<jWo> !RWDM#PITOn!
<DevonCase> !!!
<GLCWMack> Remdemption!
* GLCWMack has an angle!
<EMWCPrez> Renervrabdt denotuinoibb
<_Gremlin_> ...I don't have a fucking clue what 'denotuinoibb' is.
<_Gremlin_> Sorry guys.
<jWo> denotation.
<Buse> VOUBTTADE
<_Gremlin_> Unless that's the longhand version of 'debut'.
<jWo> Do not you I no I be.
<_Gremlin_> There is no try.
<_Gremlin_> ...
<_Gremlin_> lub
<_Gremlin_> varely arrive
<_Gremlin_> in urs arms
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> Rembrandt runs in Vasquez and says
"You dirty mexican!" and Vasquez goes, "Shut up Chink!"
<_Gremlin_> swave
* Britney_Spears_Boyfriend nods.
<EMWCPrez> bunkink!
<_Gremlin_> whooooo pud on jer hart
* Britney_Spears_Boyfriend angles based on racism flex.
<EMWCPrez> hehehhe
<_Gremlin_> whooooo pud on jer hart
<_Gremlin_> cuth i caan channg now
<_Gremlin_> ...I think Blue just called me Buckwheat.
<EMWCPrez> bUXKWHWEAT!
<_Gremlin_> There we go.
<_Gremlin_> That's better.
<EMWCPrez> <GablFuhrer> I believe it is the year of the Triple
Crown
<EMWCPrez> <Gwen_Stefanis_Boyfriend> Which Triple Crown
<EMWCPrez> <GablFuhrer> Horse racing
<EMWCPrez> <Gwen_Stefanis_Boyfriend> AJPW Triple Crown
<EMWCPrez> <GablFuhrer> fuck that
<EMWCPrez> <Gwen_Stefanis_Boyfriend> shit
<EMWCPrez> <Gwen_Stefanis_Boyfriend> I'd rather see Dr. Death
give someone a homocidal
<EMWCPrez> backdrop driver then see some stupid nigger riding a
horse
<EMWCPrez> kill hm!
<Zipline> Wow
<Buse> We already did.
<Quad> yes, and that statement led to his removal
<Quad> and subsequent akicks
<_Gremlin_> Already taken care of.
<Quad> since he wouldn't stay out
<GLCWMack> Geez, what a dumbfuck
<_Gremlin_> His head's buried in your backyard.
<EMWCPrez> I donj't hqabe abackuwartd
<EMWCPrez> ufdclomng [aar[armt,net
<El_Duderino> Then get one!
<EMWCPrez> A/nydy1
<EMWCPrez> FUK UO!}
<idegoVERTIGO> Oh my.
<_Gremlin_> a/s/l
<El_Duderino> lol
<EMWCPrez> 9944994/jjd/j8482
<GLCWMack> lol
<Buse> This is progressively going downhill...and I like it!
* GLCWMack always knew you were jjd
<EMWCPrez> HICK!
<GLCWMack> Blue, /msg!
<Buse> Shut up jjd!
<jWo> Blue, clean yourself up :)
<Genepoolshark> Jesus Christ.
<Genepoolshark> I go into another window for 10 minutes, and come
back to find SBB references?
<EMWCPrez> }GOD BLEES YOU!
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> * Walls corrupts your ass
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> <DevonCase> Homo
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> <Walls> you're not gay if you're
giving it
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> <JesusBeard> You're not gay if you're
the one sticking your dick into hairy man ass... Yeah, that
really makes sense.
<_Gremlin_> God Bleeds You?
<Genepoolshark> You did this, Moss! YOU DID THIS
<_Gremlin_> Awesome.
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> errrrr....wrong window.
<Zipline> I did not!
* Zipline didn't mention SBB at all
<EMWCPrez> TTTTT!
<Genepoolshark> And, given the collective focus of Powell and
myself, I'm sure SBB would be stellar if we ran them today.
<EMWCPrez> DOP YO ULVOE ME STILL?!?!
<EMWCPrez> TTTTT!
<EMWCPrez> TELL ME!?!?!?
<Quad> <JesusBeard> If I taped footage of my ass, and put it to
DVD, and sold it for cheap, would the fact that it's cheap make
it any better
<Quad> <JesusBeard> ?
<Quad> <WVUCutter> How cheap?
<jWo> We all still vulva you.
<Genepoolshark> I think Blue's writing Stabbing Westward songs
now.
<DevonCase> We have front row seats for this theatre of mass
destruction
<Buse> Vuuuuuuuuulva!
<Buse> lmao Blackie :)
<Buse> That would explain quite a lot :)
<_Gremlin_> fier i op!
<_Gremlin_> fier i op!
<_Gremlin_> Man.
<Genepoolshark> <TommyJames> You have to give Rupert Temple the
world title, that's what you have to do to make me love you,
Blue.
<EMWCPrez> he dooesn't answer mw
<EMWCPrez> im assd!
<EMWCPrez> ASAD!
<EMWCPrez> SAD!
<EMWCPrez> DSAFD!
<Quad> im assd
<Quad> that's fucking great
<_Gremlin_> You're assed out?
<Quad> he definitely assed out :)
<_Gremlin_> That's too much information.
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> .......
<El_Duderino> [mp3][Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison- In the Morning
 (Rare live bootleg).mp3][3.12mb][3x]
<EMWCPrez> tom wn;t wnmaser me
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> [mp3][02 - Nsync - Its Gonna Be Me.mp3
][4.41mb][1x]
* _Gremlin_ kills Terry.
<El_Duderino> [mp3][Nync- Dirty Pop.mp3][3.27mb][3x]
<El_Duderino> !
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> ~!
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> Dirty Pop!
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<GLCWMack> Talk to Mario, Blue!
<El_Duderino> Just remember your manners.
<GLCWMack> MARIO!!!
<El_Duderino> Vely angry.
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> Sick and tired of hearin all you
people talkin bout...what's the deal with this pop life and
when's it gonna fade out?
<El_Duderino> THin you've got to realize what we do is not a trend
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> we got the gift of melody and we'll
bring it to the end!
<El_Duderino> DOESN'T MATTER!
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> about the clothes I wear or the ice
around my neck!
<El_Duderino> DOESN'T MATTER!
* Zipline wonders if he's actually seeing this
<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> is that this is just about respect!
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<Buse> !
<El_Duderino> lol
<GLCWMack> Round 3!
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<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> [mp3][Britney Spears - Sometimes I Run
.mp3][2.81mb][3x]
* El_Duderino has that one
<El_Duderino> [mp3][Britney Spears - Stronger.mp3][3.1mb][2x]
* idegoVERTIGO dances.
<El_Duderino> Hrm, maybe I don't
<El_Duderino> [mp3][Skid Row - 18 and Life.mp3][3.54mb][2x]
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<EMWCPrez> i nmet ny friebd;s grianffcce for tthe first itme
tonight'
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<GLCWMack> lol
<Buse> BLU_E!
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<Walls> ...
<Walls> Wow...
<Buse> Dear Lord.
<GLCWMack> He goes out in a blaze of glory.
<DevonCase> Almost there Brue
<Walls> Blue had a few brewskies tonight I bet
<idegoVERTIGO> Blue, honey...poor thing. :(
<Buse> Blue had anything not tied died ftonight.
<Walls> lol
<Buse> Pesky "f".
<Buse> And other various shitty english refrences.
<Buse> References...
<Buse> Oh, shit...
<Buse> Fuck all of you, I give up!
* Buse hates English!
* Buse hates English!
* Buse hates English!
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<Britney_Spears_Boyfriend> <EMWCPrez> {INA Leads t fgofear
;;lead t psffpiuferrmng//siferonmg a;ates the pojhatE!
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* Buse waves to everyone
* Buse slaps Justin on the ass
<Buse> Night!
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[Overly_Critical_Jue]

<EMWCPrez> {INA Leads t fgofear ;;lead t psffpiuferrmng//siferonmg
a;ates the pojhatE!


I love you for reposting this, forever, Wug.

[BigPoppaBuyrate]

I... choose not to read this!

Good grief. To be young and have access to IRC and booze (and Buse) again!

[ProfessorDoran]

...thank you, Wug.

Forever.

FOR-E-VER!

/TerryFunk off

[Wug]

I also looked up the YOUR UKASES ME<MUM COPTIC!!! post on RSPWF. No replies.

[BigBuse]

I just read this and laughed so hard I teared up. Blue, you mutant bastard.

[TheWholeDrunkenShow]

Simpler times.