| NEWF EXPLOSION (11-10-07) |
| FATAL FOUR-WAY |
| Bloody Alex Zeke "FlyKing" |
| Malthus VS. Van Steele VS. McGinty VS. Will |
| Geddings |
| WRITTEN BY: Dan |
[Cut the the ring. A good looking man in his late twenties is seated next to a striking young lady with a set of sweater puppets that could change the course of history. The man is the first to speak, with a cocky grin.]
RW: Good evening ladies and gents, I'm Russel Williams, and with me as always is Big Boobs Mcgee...
GW: My name is Gretchen. Not big boobs mcgee, not chesty LaRue... GRETCHEN!
RW: Right. Moving on, we are on the threshold of a fatal four way number one contenders match for the Television title. To the ring for the introductions!
SS: Introducing first.... from Chicago, Illinois....
A L E X
V A N
S T E E L E ! ! ! ! ! !
[Kill the lights, put the children to bed and kick that jam.]
[The jam being Marilyn Manson's "MOBSCENE" as it beings to ring out over the PA system. Just as soon as the song gets going the lights in the arena begin to flash and swirl to the beat of the song, from the back of the entrance portal out walks the youngest of the Van Steele family, Alex. He wears a pair of shiny metallic looking pants, a pair of black shoes, and black cord belt to complete the lower body. His hands and wrists are taped up as well. With little regard for the reaction of the crowd, Alex holds out his arms and there is a shower of silver fireworks behind him.]
# You came to see the mobscene, I know it isn't your scene #
# It's better than a sex scene and it's so [bleep]ing obscene, obscene yeah. #
[Alex cracks a half smile and begins to walk towards the ring, jawing with the fans who happen to be standing in the aisle seat. The lights continue to follow Alex as if they were a spotlight, with the rest of the arena in near darkness as the music continues to rattle on. Slowly, but surely Alex gets into the ring and stands on the middle ropes facing out towards the crowd soaking up the negative reaction. Alex instead of getting ready for his match takes the cell phone out of his pocket and places in the corner of the ring.]
GW: Van Steele is looking for some redemtion after his close call with Geddings last week.
RW: Indeed he is. But count on another wrestling lesson from the ringmaster known as Geddings. Count on it.
[The Southern metal guitar riffs of "Bullet Inside Your Head" by Black Label Society cranks out from the arena loudspeakers as the fans immediately let out with a chorus of jeers.]
SS: Introducing second, standing 6'7" and tipping the scales at 313 pounds....
Z E K E
M c G I N T Y ! ! ! ! !
[The aisle curtain is flung open to reveal none other than the Truck Stop Terror himself--ZEKE MCGINTY! The burly giant, clad a netted trucker's hat, a red and black flannel shirt with the sleeves rolled up to reveal his mighty hair, might large forearms, a black elbow pad on his right elbow, a pair of heavily worn and faded dungarees, and a pair of heavily worn and usually muddied brown workboots, enters the arena and storms towards ringside, yanking away from the outstretched hands in the aisles. He reaches ringside and climbs into the ring, before settiling into a nearby corner, never taking his eyes off Van Steele.]
GW: McGinty is HUGE!
SS: Introducing third, standing 6'3" and hailing from Atlanta, Georgia, he is.....
B L O O D Y
M A L T H U S ! ! ! !
["I wanna be your dog" By Iggy Pop and the Stooges blasts over the PA system as the crowd favorite makes his way to the ring, slappiong hands with the fans along thre way. He climbs into the ring and settles into an unoccupied corner, eyeing Van Steele and McGinty.]
SS: And finally, introducing the fourth and final competitor in this fatal four way for a shot at the Television title, he hails from Florence, South Carolina, standing 6'1" he is a multi-time world champion.....
"F L Y K I N G"
W I L L
G E D D I N G S ! ! ! ! !
RW; With all four men finally in the ring, it looks like Bloody Malthus and Alex Van Steele are gonna start things off here!
[Giehl forces Geddings and McGinty to opposite corners of the ring and calls for the bell!!]
GW: Here we go! Bloody Malthus and Van Steele circle each other. Collare and elbow tie up, Malthus uses his strength to force the smaller man into the corner, but Van Steele leans through the ropes, causing the refereree to step in and separate the two men. Malthus breaks clean, slowly backing away with a smile...]
RW: HA!! Van Steele just slapped the taste right out of Malthus' mouth. And now it's the big mans turn as he shoves Herman Giehl out of the way and begins unloading right hands to the face of Van Steele!! Those are closed fists ref!!
[Malthus rockets Van Steel into the opposite turnbuckle. He hits hard, and McGinty makes a blind tag as Van Steele stumbles into the waiting arms of Malthus, who boots him in the gut, and takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker.]
GW: Nice move by Malthus but I don't think he realizes that McGinty made a blind tag! Zeke steps into the ring and levels Malthus with a devastating lariat to the back of the head! I think he calls that the Gulf Coast Clothesline! He damn near took Malthus' head off!
["Pearl Harbour" pop!]
RW: I've been looking forward to seeing this monster in action! Lets see what he has in store for the Bloody one!
[McGinty helps Malthus to his feet and backs him into a neutral corner with a series of right hands, followed by a barrage of back elbows to the jaw.]
GW: The big man is having his way in the corner with Malthus right now. This is a mugging!
[McGinty forces his muck covered boot across the throat of Malthus and uses the top rope as leverage to choke the air out of the man. The referee steps in and forces McGinty to relinquish the hold after a four count.]
RW: Big Zeke is simply mauling Bloody Malthus in the corner right now. The big man backs off and charges at Malthus!!
[But Malthus avoids the big mans avalanche at the last second and drops the stunned McGinty on the back of his head with a reverse DDT!!]
["Go Malthus" Pop!]
RW: McGinty is far from finished with a string kick out at two. What the hell is Geddings doing?
[Will yawns and drops off the apron, where he approaches the announcers table.]
GW: Why is he coming over here?
[Gedding grabs the headset off of Russell's head and places it on his own. With a wave of his hand, he forces Russell out of his chair and takes a seat next to Gretchen.]
WG: Well hello... And who might you be?
[Keep in mind that this opening statement was mad while Geddings is openly staring at her enormous boobs!]
GW: Up here champ. We're trying to call a match here. YOUR match.
WG: Bah! The Flyking does not trouble himself with filth like McGinty, or a goody two shoes like Malthus. And I already embarassed Van Steele. I'm a multi-time world champion. Why would I concern myself with a belt that is much more suited to ponces like the three you see before you now?
GW: Because you're a professional?
WG: Nooo... Its simply because I don't want any of them to have it.
GW: I see. Can we please get back to the match now? Malthus with a cross knee lock on the big man, trying to nullify his size and weight advantage.
WG: Yawn. Wake me up when something exciting happens.
GW: Malthus applying pressure, he releases the hold anf stomps repeatedly on the big man ankle. Malthus makes a quick tag to Van Steele, and the cocky youngster springboards into the ring, dropping a leg across the throat of McGinty! Cover by Van Steele!
WG: Waste of time!
[McGinty shows off his power, rocketing Van Steele into the air with a huge kickout!]
WG: What'd I tell 'ya?
[Van Steele throws punches and kicks at McGinty as the big man pulls himself to his feet. A series of chops backs McGinty into the ropes.]
GW: Van Steele has got the big man backpedaling!
WG: Just wait, he'll screw it up...
[Van Steele attempts an irish whip, which McGinty turns into a short-arm clothesline.]
[Big Zeke smiles evily and licks his lips as he pulls Van Steele off the canvas. He scissors Van Steele's head and lifts him onto his shoulder with ease!!]
GW: Look at the power display by the big man!!
WG: Sorry toots, I gotta go!!
GW: MONSTER Inverted Powerbomb by McGinty! He hooks the leg of Van Steele! What the hell is Geddings doing?
[Geddings climbs the turnbuckle!]
GW: GEDDINGS BREAKS UP THE PIN WITH A FLYING ELBOW DROP TO THE BACK OF MCGINTY!! BLOODY MALTHUS STORMS THE RING AS WELL!!
[Russell Wilson replaces his headset and takes a seat next to Gretchen.]
RW: Miss me?
[In the ring, Van Steele grabs Geddings in a front chancery!!]
GW: Van Steele Looking for the SHT on Geddings, Geddings blocks, Will underhooks the arms going for the Eagle Claw but Van Steels reverse The Eagle Claw with double leg takedown! What a series of reversals
RW: And now Van Steele is standing on Gedding's crotch!! I LOVE THE GAS PEDAL!! HAH!!
GW: Malthus grabs Geddings!!!
RW: Satans Song on the Flyking!!
[Malthus grabs Van Steele and spikes him headfirst into the mat with Satans Song as well!!]
[MALTHUS IS ON FFFFIIIIIIRRRRREEEE!!! POP!!]
GW: Satans Song Redux!! Bloody Malthus is on a roll!!!!!
RW: YESSSSSS!!! OUT OF NOWHERE ZEKE MCGINTY JUST DECIMATED MALTHUS WITH THAT DEVASTATING RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE HE CALLS WELCOME TO MUCK CITY!!! MALTHUS DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING!!!
GW: GEDDINGS AND VAN STEELE ARE BRAWLING ON THE FLOOR, THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHATS HAPPENED IN THE RING!! MCGINTY WITH THE COVER!!!
RW: McGinty pulls out the win in what some must consider a surprise. We haven't seen much out of the big man thus far, but he made a believer out of me tonight!! Fans, it is time for a commercial break, but we'll be right back with more NEWF Explosion right after these messages!
[As commercials begin to play, this one runs first.]
[The screen is black and we hear a very low booming voice come over the black screen.]
VOICE OVER: There are millions of ways to find out more about the NEWF and it's superstars. But here is the newest and best way...
[The screen stays black as we hear an internet dialup connecting and then the screen goes to static for a second. Finally when the static leaves, we see the main page of the NeWF Web site.]
VOICE OVER: The internet. NEWF is now on the internet with all sorts of information about your favorite wrestling superstars. There is the current weekly rankings and the ever popular Title Histories page.
[The screen shows a mouse pointer being moved over to the side menu and clicking on the link to show the won-loss records.]
VOICE OVER: We even have the overall records of every active NEWF superstar! See how your favorite wrestler is doing inside the ring.
[The mouse pointer goes over to the side menu and clicks on the roster link.]
VOICE OVER: You can even see the vital statistics on all of your favorite NEWF superstars. Where did they come from and why did they begin wrestling? It is all inside the roster section waiting to be explored.
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[The screen shows the mouse going back to the home page and the logo from the screen literally jumps from the computer screen to fill the entire screen.]
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[The voice trails off and we see the logo stay on the screen as the following URL come just under the logo]http://www.newerawrestlingfed.com
[Fade to black.]