Notice Board

[**Misha Balfour]

Michelle Jacky Python grinned as she waltzed into the classroom. She wore two red gloves, of elbow length, on her hands, and wrote on the chalkboard. It read:

The Muggle Theory of Love!!!!

Giggling to herself, she sat down.

Selina jumped into the room. "Wheeeeeee!!!" She was very happy today, as she had just gotten an owl telling her she was to perform a concert, live, in New York City after the end of the school year.

Michelle raised an eyebrow and chuckled. "Have you gone nuts??" She exclaimed with a grin on her face.

"I'm not a nut," Selina said. "I'm very smart. You can't come this far and be a nut!"

"I believe I've heard that quote somewhere before..." Michelle was cut off by Selina's running to the board and adding a 'G' to the last word.

"The Muggle Theory of GLove! Woooooo!"

[**Jaguar Riddley]

Jaguar had missed the past lessons so he made it to arrive earlier than expected. He grinned as he entered the class. The first person he saw Selina.

“Hey, Selina.” He then turned to greet their terror professor. “Good day, Miss Python!”

The boy sat at the desk in a corner. He could have taken the seat beside Selina, but then, she might be expecting somebody else. He placed his bag on the floor and looked at board. He frowned when he read "The Muggle Theory of GLove! Woooooo!"

Jaguar shook his head and snickered. How crazy could this lesson get? They’re studying gloves? What an honor to be a participant of this insane class.

He raised his hand to make an inquiry about what’s written on the board. “Professor, are you sure that it’s glove? I supposed that it meant ‘gloves’ because you wore two gloves. Plural form of glove is gloves, right?”

The boy took his seat again, and puffed out his chest. He had never felt so stupid before in his entire life.

[**Misha Balfour]

"Well, actually, dear boy, I believe we were subjected to a lesson on that retched little single-gloved pop star already. No, we're having a lesson on the muggle theory of love." Michelle grinned. "'Cause love makes the WORLD go round!!" With those words, she began to spin around.

Selina started to notice something was odd about Miss Python today. "Heeeyyy... why aren't you being an evi-"

"Whatever would you mean, m'dear?"

"Why aren't you threatening to kill us today?"

"Oh. That. No reason." Michelle grinned.

"Ah. Well... Could you... er... change the lesson to... um... the Beatles, or something? It's not a huge stretch from love... ya know?"

"I don't kn-"

"I'll give you candy!"

"Um... O...kay..."

[*Jeffrey Johnson]

Kneise slipped into the classroom amidst discussion of Gloves, Beatles and love. SHe slipped into a seat behind Jag, and looked toward the board. "The Muggle Theory of GLove! Woooooo!! she read.

SHe arched her eyebrow in curiosity, and took in the comments around her. It appeared their lesson had gone from Love to gloves to the Beatles. She shook her head and remained silent. Awaiting the lesson to begin so she could determine exactly what they were studying today.

[**Jaguar Riddley]

Jaguar scowled when Professor Python announced that they’re going to discuss the Muggle Theory of Love. He sniggered when she spun around upon making a remark. Love? Muggle Theory? Was he sure that he heard it right?

He had nothing to say against their subject, but he opposed that their terrible teacher’s going to teach it. What does she know about love? He could almost hear her say, ‘Love is just an imaginary feeling. Let’s study MJ for the nth time and leave love alone.’

He was grateful that Selina successfully bribed her with candies to change their subject to Beatles (He liked bugs better than love).

[**Misha Balfour]

Michelle stood up and folded her hands neatly in front of her. "Today we shall be learning about the Beatles, love, and knowing Selina, probably gloves too." With that, she pointed to the grinning third year.

"Okay then! I'll start off with a few questions. How many Beatles were there? What were their names? How many are still alive? Are you SURE?"

[**Jaguar Riddley]

The boy started to lose interest in the argument between Selina and Professor Michelle. He cupped his chin and stared blankly at the board, not really seeing the words written on it. Soon, Jaguar could feel his eyes drooping, his mouth has slightly opened, and his head was slipping sideways.

He stirred a little when Professor Michelle spoke, but nevertheless, her words had just entered into Jaguar’s dreams.

“Beatles” About a hundred or so beetles scuttled towards him; he shuddered with fear.
“Love” the Yule Ball dance flashed into his dream. He was looking best on that special occasion. Two beautiful girls have asked him to dance with them.
“Gloves” A figure of an icon wearing black pants, jacket with white shirt inside, greeted him. He gave him a pair of gloves and told that he’s going to perform in his concert. The boy ran away, and woke up with a start.

"Okay then! I'll start off with a few questions. How many Beatles were there? What were their names? How many are still alive? Are you SURE?"

Jaguar scowled. He doesn’t have any idea of what their teacher was talking about. There are many beetles in the forest, how could they count them all? Names? Why would you name bugs in the first place? How many them are still alive? Jaguar doesn’t care if they all die, though it might affect the ecological balance. Are you sure? The boy wasn’t sure about getting in this class…

[**Misha Balfour]

Michelle could sense Jaguar's confusion. "Silly little boy, I don't mean the INSECTS! I mean the old dudes from Liverpool!" She winked. Michelle had expected this...

Selina laughed. "Oooh!!! I know!!! There were FORTY DIVIDED BY TEN Beatles! And they were Richard, George, John, and Paul. Two died, but some think three have."

((And then she screamed, "I HAVE POSTED 2,000 TIMES! SO THERE! "))

This post has been edited by Zoldor on May 16 2005, 11:12 PM

[**Jaguar Riddley]

"Silly little boy, I don't mean the INSECTS! I mean the old dudes from Liverpool!" Professor Michelle Python remarked.

Jaguar blushed at her comment. This class makes him feel more stupid. How he dislike Muggle Studies so much! He would prefer concocting Potions over discussion of the muggle world. Well, he already knew muggles, their world, in general, because he had lived as a muggle when he was younger. But talking about them in the wizarding world is something that Jaguar finds extremely irritating.

"Oooh!!! I know!!! There were FORTY DIVIDED BY TEN Beatles! And they were Richard, George, John, and Paul. Two died, but some think three have." Selina answered.

Jaguar has always been interested about Selina. Is she really a witch or what? She seemed to know almost everything about muggles—even their unpopular performers. He sighed and rolled his eyes. With his chin cupped, he gazed fixedly at a beetle scurrying on his table.

[**Misha Balfour]

Michelle backed away. Slowly. Suddcenly she spun around, and her dress turned into a ninja... outfit.

"OH MY GOD!!!! ARE YOU MIKE THE NINJA'S EVIL TWIN SISTER!?!?!?!?" Selina screamed in delight, not noticing as Michelle drew a sword and sliced Jaguar's desk, killing a beetle.

[*Jeffrey Johnson]

Kneise is glad to have escaped notice thus far. She knew there were four Beatles but couldn't name them. Suddenly however the class changed again, as Selina and Professor Python began argueing again. KNeise rolled her eyes, adn noticed that Jag was falling asleep. She softly chuckled.

Soon she was stopped in her reverie as Selina burst out the answer, and then Professor Jackson's robes changed to Ninja garb. As the now ninja Professor pulled out her sword, and proceeded to chop Jag's desk Kneise scuttled to the door. Swords, ninjas, and the Beatles all in one day. If things got any worse, or weirder she was ready to run out the door.

[**Misha Balfour]

((Professor Jackson doesn't exist... Unless the reason Miss Python is so happy is 'cause she married Jermaine... ))

Selina then blinked. "Hmm. KNEISE!!!! Come back here!!! She's a hologram!" She shouted, throwing a pen through the frozen image of Professor Python to prove her point. Michelle then walked in.

"Sorry I'm late, you insufferable little -- SELINA! YOU HAVE SOME 'SPLANING TO DO!!!"

[**Jaguar Riddley]

"Arrgghhhh!!" Jaguar yelped as his desk splitted into two. He stumbled backwards, his eyes looking wide in shock, and his lips white.

"You're insane! You could've killed me!" he raged as he got up to feet. He then grabbed his bag, and ran away from the classroom..

[**Misha Balfour]

"Deserves it, little freak..." Miss Python growled.

Selina rushed up. "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!! Aw, poo."

"Fine, fine. Fifty points to Hufflepuff. Out of pity."

((I'm not biased... Of COURSE not! ))

[[Harry Potter]]

Harry and Ron were rushing down the hall toward Muggle Studies. Harry had decided to join this class out of curiosity. And here he stood about to be really late again.

"Come on Ron, hurry!" Harry screeched, and nearly collided with a fleeing Jaguar who had ran out of the class, an interesting expression on his face. He sidestepped the fleeing Hufflepuff, and approached the doorway to M.S.

Ron was right behind Harry, and dodged Jaguar neatly. He peered over Harrys shoulder as they stood in the doorway, and nearly gasp at t he sight of the Professor in a Ninja costume, Selina standing near her, and Kneise cowering in her desk.

Harry stepped into the room, and looked at the desk the katana had nearly decimated. "Hi, sorry we're late." he said simply.

Ron stepped into the room behind Harry, adn added, "Yeah, sorry."

[**Misha Balfour]

Michelle groaned. "Ugh... Two MORE nitwits?? Let me guess, you're also going to drive me to an early grave..."

[[Rufus Dimane]]

This was his first day of classes and so far Rufus wasn't exactly ontop of it this morning. He knew he had come to Hogwarts a little late in the term but he hoped he hadn't missed anything. He had signed up for what few classes were available. His schedule consisted of Care of Magical Creatures, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Muggle Studies, Potions and Transfiguration. He was upset that he hadn't been able to get into Charms yet but this group of classes would have to do.

Rufus sprinted down the hallway with his books in his shoulder bag. He sprinted down the hallways, turning corners past the other students.

He had been reading in the common room and had completely lost track of time. He hoped his new preffesor would not be too angry with him.

Rufus enterred the room, out of breath. He looked up at the strange professor, two other Griffinor students had gone in just before him.

"Sorry I'm late profesor." He looked around the room trying to see if he recognized anyone.

[**Misha Balfour]

"Well, I'm not, stupid. I expect you to come on time to my classes! I don't care if you're new here!" Michelle looked down on the student that had just walked in. "Well, what ARE you waiting for?! Take a seat. NOW."

Selina snickered. Already knowing the name of the new kid, she cried out, "Hey! Rufus! Nice to see you're taking place in classes! I just hope that you aren't too serious about your work in this one! This class is loco loco!!!" As if to prove her point, Selina jumped up on her desk and began to moonwalk. And fell, seeing it was a small desk.

Getting back up, she grinned. "Oh, and Miss Python is always like that. Don't worry." With a wink, the girl added, "Oh, and please! Take a seat! My name's Selina, and I'm a third year Hufflepuff."

[[Rufus Dimane]]

Rufus nodded to Professor Python and took a seat next to Selina, who had just done a moonwalk ontop of a desk.

This is a very odd class he thought to himself. He knew muggles were wierd but wizards who study them are even wierder.

"I'm Rufus Dimane.... er I guess you already knew that." Rufus gave a little chuckle. "So how much have I missed in here. I didn't get this class when I was homeschooling."

He looked around the room at the other students

[*Jeffrey Johnson]

Kneise stepped nimbly out of the way as Harry and Ron came rushing into the class. She stood near the door as they apologized for their lateness. She snickered softly. Soon a new student had entered the room. Rufus, he was in most all of her classes. She snickered again as Selina jumped on top of her desk and Moonwalked to her demise, as she fell off it promptly.

Kneise grabbed Harry's hand as he was still standing, and directed him to a seat near the back of the room. She called to Ron over her shoulder, "Coming Ron?"

Taking her seat she nodded to Selina and Rufus, further up in the room a bit.