Too Sexy For Milan., ;; Luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

[Zacharias Hawk]

So, you know how Zach had little to no decorum? Yeah, well, he was managing to well and truly prove that. He'd been out on the pitch that morning practicing, because duh, Zach was gonna go pro once he was old enough, and everyone, and anyone, that read the newspapers knew that much. It was a given that Zach was going to go into Quidditch. He was just too good at it not to, really. It would've been a huge waste if he hadn't, and besides which, it was great publicity for the family. Speaking of publicity, though, it was one of the reasons he'd been out on the pitch in the first place. He'd basically been avoiding everyone since breakfast when he'd seen the headlines, which read: "I Kissed Your Girl And I Liked It" and then had a picture of ... no, wait for it .. Zach kissing Parisa. The picture, for the record, was real. She'd been teasing him about something, said he never followed through with his threats when he'd accused her of being too mean even to give him a kiss under the mistletoe at christmas - and believe me, he had tried, since most girls didn't even need the mistletoe incentive - and then had threatened to kiss her there and then. And she laughed at him. In his face. So he'd kissed her, obviously entirely unaware of the camera that was pointed in their direction until he'd seen himself all over the papers kissing his brothers girl. It wasn't just the Prophet that had published the story either, apparently other magazines and papers had picked up on it too. But Zach hadn't waited around to find out. Mortified, he'd bolted from the hall - luckily, he was an early riser and had been one of the few there at the time - to go into a severe state of hiding. He'd been whacking quaffles all morning, all over the pitch, and had several nice bruises to show for it. Obviously he was angry at himself for being so dumb. But that wasn't even the worst of it.

Mid-afternoon, starving hungry, and just about to drop from how exhausted he was, Zach had finally crept back into the castle, and made his way down to the kitchen where he'd huddled in a corner and let the house elves feed him, which luckily, they were all too happy to do. They'd kept him hidden as well, for which he was deeply thankful, as various different people appeared in the kitchen from time to time. He couldn't stay in there forever though, obviously, and still not ready to face up to what he'd done - or rather, not ready to take the wrath that was likely to follow, and lets be honest, it was Parisa he was the most scared of right at that moemnt in time. Anyway, he'd been about halfway out of the kitchen when they'd caught him. And by "they", we mean the screaming fangirls that had just devoted an entire day to finding the Hawk so that they could ... fangirl? Which is the reason that Zach was currently wondering if this was his comeuppance as they screeched at him. There were about six of them, all of varying ages as well, and they were doing their best to extract answers - and kisses - out of him about the newspapers headlines. He honestly had to wonder why they didn't have anything more important to be reporting about. It was a sad state of affairs when the son of a Quidditch player was the one splashed all over the front cover just for kissing a girl. Granted, it wasn't any girl, but there we go. And just because we want to get him into even more trouble, apparently, we've decided that at the moment Luciana appeared - because we know she has to, after all - was exactly the same moment that one of the older girls took her chances and kissed him. Poor Zach.

[Luciana Sacramoni]

Poor Zach, yes, but poor girl who kissed Zach in the first place was a more fitting phrase. Luciana always seemed to appear at the most opportune moments, but it was to be expected, especially since Zach had been trying to avoid people in general, and that always meant Luciana would be the one to find him. She'd seen the paper... did it bother her? For a split second, maybe, but she knew there had to be something behind that picture. Parisa was too head over heels for Vinny to have cheated on him with his younger brother, or maybe Luciana was just being naive. Either way, she was prepared to give Zach the benefit of the doubt, primarily because she'd actually seen Parisa earlier and she looked angrier than she had in a long time.

That didn't mean she wanted to see his fan club trying to sneak kisses left and right. Luciana thought she was a pretty good girlfriend. She put up with the fact that her man was one of the most sought after ones in the school, and on top of that, she let him get away with murder when you took into consideration how often he actually flirted back with those fangirls. Right now though, she was just sick of it. She wanted to stop hearing about Zach, and stop getting weird looks from everybody that she walked by in the halls. For that reason, she pushed her way through the crowd and grabbed the girl who was kissing her man by the ponytail and threw her back and down onto the ground.

Didn't your mother teach you manners? Mine's dead and even I know it's not polite to kiss boys who don't belong to you. You must have NO respect for yourself.

Luciana spoke to the girl in a condescending manner, not necessarily mean, but just somewhat bitchy, at least as far as Luciana was concerned. She looked up at Zach, and to the girls in pursuit of him and couldn't help it anymore. She burst out laughing before starting to walk down the hall, away from the whole lot of them.

[Zacharias Hawk]

Of course Luciana gave Zach the benefit of the doubt. She was just amazing like that. And Zach new, of course he knew, how could he not? that he was on chance one bagillion and one. He was good at screwing up, apparently. Poor boy just couldn't stay out of trouble, no matter how hard he was trying to avoid it. Of course it was harder to avoid trouble when you looked like he did, and were part of the family he was, but that was really no excuse. The fact was that he'd been the baby of the family growing up, and his mummy had let him get away with murder too, because he was generally very sorry afterward for whatever misdeed it was that he'd gotten up to that time around. Sadly, she'd never had a hope of hell in instilling into him that it was generally a good idea to think before you acted. If she had, Zach probably wouldn't have been all over the papers kissing Vin's girl. Or maybe he would have been? Perhaps it was all down to genetics. Y'know, he just couldn't resist a good looking girl and all that. And admittedly, he did have a taste for those that were taken. But that's hardly relevant. It's not like Zach had actually cheated on Luciana. In fact, the way he saw it, he'd basically just kissed his sister. Not that he'd ever kiss Parisa like that again ... ever, but there we go. And not that he thought of her as a sister, either. But she was like, practically family. It was one of those things he thought should be let to slide. Not that he'd been planning on having everybody know. Imagine how hard it would be to have an affair when the pap hounded you like that? Anyway.

He'd just about gotten over his shock enough to start pushing the girl away when Luciana had marched right up to them and slung her on the floor. She deserved it, and even Zach thought so. Some of the girls tittered while others gasped, and Zach was busy gaping at his girlfriend like a goldfish, a REALLY BIG goldfish, with a REALLY BIG mouth, as she spoke. He'd just about managed to shut his mouth, and was blinking at her, in confusion we might add, as she burst out laughing and walked away. Honestly, he was torn between running after her and making a run for it. Of course he knew he had to go after her though. She of all people deserved and explanation. He wasn't too worried about Vinny, in honesty, he reckoned his brother would get it, and not be too mad. Maybe a little, but it was Parisa's wrath he was actually worried about. Because of course the papers hadn't shown that as soon as she'd ripped away from the kiss, Zach had run for dear life lest she chose to hex him into three centuries ago. Which never sounded like fun. He ran his fingers through his hair and, ignoring the girls, took a deep breath before heading after Luciana, jogging until he was level with her, before catching her around the waist, and tugging her deftly into a conveniently empty classroom. It had been a pretty swish move, if he did say so himself, but right then really wasn't a time for patting himself on the back. Although he probably already mentally had. He let go of her, then shut the door behind them, firmly, before turning to look at her, sheepishly. As usual he didn't really know what to say. Which was quite amusing considering that he always knew what to say when it came to wooing a pretty girl. Enough about that, though. He was worried she was going to get mondo angry at him, or whatever, before he'd even had a chance to explain. And no, he didn't know whether or not laughter was a good reaction, or a bad one. He'd totally man up to letting her beat the living shit out of him, though, if it'd make her feel any better.

I guess I owe you an explanation, huh?

Oh yeah. Zach was full of moves. Real smooth ones. They'd just deserted him right at that moment in time. Which was rather obvious as he rubbed the back of his neck and looked down at her, a little nervously, treating her a tad like a ticking time bomb, we suppose. Which wasn't surprising, considering.

[Luciana Sacramoni]

Most of the fun when things like this happened lay in Zach preparing to explain, or try to make things right. He got this look on his face like he used to back when they were kids and Alkisti would walk in on the two of them trying to use her wand to fill the entire kitchen with cookies. That had only happened once mind you, but the look was still the same, a bit of guilt masked by overll fear that for some reason mommy, or Luciana nowadays, would be mad enough to henceforth deny Zach of any sort of love. Not that we're saying that was how he was actually thinking, but that's what it looked like he was thinking at the moment, and Luciana never ceased to be amused.

Oh come on Zach...

She said as she walked towards him, lightly draping her arms around his shoulders and looking up at him with a smile on her face. Was it genuine? Mostly, because Luciana would never admit that even a girl as strong as she was could get hurt by seeing her boyfriend kissing another girl. Fake or not, it still stung a bit, but she knew better than to pay too much attention to it.

I'm not stupid, I know you've always loved Parisa.... just be honest with me, if you want to break up, we can, I don't want to hold you back from being with the girl you REALLY want.

She said, all serious too, in appearances at the very least. Rest assured though, if he didn't either defend himself or start laughing, he could count on that beating that we think he secretly wants. Kinky bastard.

[Zacharias Hawk]

Nope, that was about right. Zach did look that way, and he felt it too. He wasn't actually thinking Luciana was going to hate him forever or anything. He was too much of a cocky sob for that, and besides, they'd been friends for years, and he was sure she'd caught him doing worse before then. He ran his tongue over his lower lip as she spoke, and almost took a step away from her as she approached. Never let it be said that Zach was a pussy. Because he wasn't. He was just inherently respectful of women - blame mummy - and besides which, he'd never hit a girl, but knew from painful experience that they never, and I mean never, exersised the same restraint. Most especially when they were mad. Zach would rather be hit by a bloke any day. Give him Vinny's wrath over Parisa's, please god. At least he could always smack his brother back. Not that that was likely. The pair hadn't been in a proper fight since ... actually, Zach couldn't remember the last time he'd floored his brother. And he had, y'know. Although then Vin had gotten up and returned the favour with interest. And it probably would've escalated if their father hadn't turned up. But we digress.

He was silent as she draped herself over him, and we won't lie, he slid an arm around her waist, pulling her closer, mostly out of instinct. And duh, he looked horrified as she suggested that he was in love with Parisa. Par had to be probably the only girl in the school he could never have a crush on. Why? Because she was Vinny's. Zach did, apparently, have some sense of right and wrong. Granted, it was a little skewed - alright, it was twisted to high hell, but what're you gonna do? - but that didn't mean that it wasn't there, anytheless. Besides which, she was bossy, and Zach hated being told what to do. The only two people he really ever took orders from were his mum and Luciana. Funny ol' world, innit? A few seconds passed in which he studied her face to see if she was joking, and then, because he was apparently a man of few words, he gently pushed her up against the wall, and then pinned her there, before drawing her into a deep kiss. It was obvious that he was head over heels for her. There were all those little signs that proved she was more than a best friend, because they just went beyond being best friends. It was almost sad to know that had Luciana asked for his heart served on a silver platter with sparkles and a gold tiara, he'd have given it to her, regardless of the fact that taking his heart out might just kill him. It wouldn't be like he was giving her something she didn't already have, mind you. Breaking the kiss a moment later, he looked down at her and smiled, brushing her hair back from her face, and then kissing her forehead, and then her lips again, softly.

I'm already with the girl I REALLY want.

He informed her, softly, as though she didn't already know that. Funny thing about Zach was that he always pulled through in the finish. Sure, it wasn't as smooth as it could have been, but it was heartfelt, and generally the sort of thing every girl wants to hear. Especially from a Hawk. So there we go. We think he did good, non?

[Luciana Sacramoni]

He had done good, just as Luciana had faith that he would. We really hate to think of what would happen when these two broke up, which is why I'm voting now that we never, EVER rp it. I think I would cry. That's not the point though, the point was that Luciana was quite happy to be the recipient of a Zacharias Hawk kiss, especially when she knew it was real, and not one of those ones that she may catch him giving other girls from time to time. She wasn't bitter about that really, it came with the territory, and at least she didn't have to put up with what Parisa did. Yeah, Vinny had been good as of late, but Luciana had seen him leading girls that were NOT Parisa into dark alcoves on more than one occasion. She hadn't tattled of course, Vinny was practically her older brother, but that doesn't mean she approved.

I guess we're lucky all that free press didn't go to your head and cloud your mind.

She teased before kissing him again, initiating it this time so he would know that he was forgiven, without even having to apologize. What a cool ass fucking girlfriend, right? Just for the record, Luciana didn't take it up the ass, and my head is totally in the gutter right now.

Does this mean we have to turn into one of those uber PDA couples so these bitches will know that you're off limits?

She teased, apparently pretending to be ghetto as well, because she'd totally changed her voice to say that. As far as couples went though, Luciana wasn't a possessive girlfriend. At least not in public. It was probably because she and Zach were best friends before they'd started dating... it was just easier to go about their days as normal. She wasn't suddenly going to become clingy just because she was getting the dick on a regular basis, especially since nobody knew about that to begin with and it would look incredibly odd if she just randomly started hanging on Zach's every word and action.

[Zacharias Hawk]

You think I'd choose her ass over yours?

Zach shot back, and grinned at her, wickedly, as she said it was lucky the free press hadn't clouded his mind. Duh it hadn't. Luciana definitely had a great ass. Her best feature, of course, in his opinion, were her legs mind. But he was thinking ass right at that moment in time, of course, as he reached down and grabbed a feel of the goods. Because he was allowed to do that now. And it was all still quite novel. What? Give the kid a break, like every other teenager his age, his mind worked on the same level as a three year old unless he was thinking with his dick. It's one of those sad truths that it was lucky girls were willing to overlook when you were even half as gorgeous as Zach was. Luciana was spoilt for choice in that respect, though. She probably could have had any Hawk she so wished to. And that included Vinny. Don't doubt that Zach sometimes wondered how easily his girlfriend could - and even if she would - seduce his brother. God forbid that ever happen though. If Zach found out Vinny had kissed Luciana, he'd probably kill him. Apparently, it wasn't a two way thing. Zach was a possessive son of a bitch. So it was a sort of "do as I say, not as I do" situation. The little hypocrit. But what're ya gonna do? What it boiled down to, of course, was that guys were scared to fuck with Zach and wouldn't dare look at Luciana the wrong way, whereas the girls were willing to take the risk that she wasn't going to kill them if they kissed her man.

We do a what to who now?

He asked, and rest assured that he'd kissed her back as she'd forgiven him, but then proceeded to look major confused. Which, if we do say so ourselves, was even more cute - and certainly more amusing - than when he was looking guilty. Of course he'd gotten the gist of what she said, but ghetto Luciana was whacked out to say the least, in his opinion anyway, so confusion was definitely the right response. Besides which, he wasn't fond of the idea of being under lock and key. Or the idea that girls might actually stop hounding him. Because as tedious as it was, you know he also loved it, and revelled in it, in fact. Which is the reason why he'd probably totally freak out if Luciana suddenly did get clingy. Not only was it not in her nature to be as far as he was concerned, but c'mon, being fangirled by the girl you still think of as your best friend? How weird would that be?! And anyway, the day she started hanging off of his every word in public would be the day his penis shrivelled up and fell off. Why? Because it was weird, that's why. Nothing like a bit of clinginess to turn you off. She could inwardly cling all she liked though, although there was really no need. Zach was sure she knew that he really belonged to her, no matter what he did or said that was stupid and badly timed.

[Luciana Sacramoni]

Luciana laughed as Zach looked confused. It was amazing how cute he looked, and to know he wasn't even trying made it all the better. She had a feeling that he wasn't as naive as he may have appeared though, and that he'd gotten the gist of what she'd said, which is why she wasn't about to spend another five minutes trying to explain herself.

You know what I mean, I was joking and pretending that I was about to start walking around with my hand in your butt pocket to stake my claim.

She teased, kissing him once more but this time only chastely. She'd never do the pocket thing in public rest assured. All she was really comfortable doing in front of people was holding hands and every once in a while stealing a kiss, but even so, she didn't like it when things got too mushy. It was usually, as bad as it sounds, days when she was on her monthly that she felt the need to be all hands on with Zach in public. Luciana prided herself on being a strong girl who couldn't care less about what other people thought of her, or how many girls thought that they could push her aside to be with Zach, which is why she only let herself be a partial simpering fangirl when she was overemotional. Thankfully, her best frien-slash-boyfriend seemed to understand that and didn't really give her a hard time.

But enough with the joking, you don't look bruised so obviously Parisa hasn't found you yet. Was the bet worth it?

Luciana had no way of knowing if there was actually a bet involved, but for Zach to be kissing Parisa it must have been something of the sort. Either a bet or a dare, or some kind of hex. As much as her man may like thinking he was god's gift to women, she knew that even he drew the line when it came to moving in on those already claimed by family.

[Zacharias Hawk]

He grinned at her innanely, still playing the fool as she laughed at him and told him that he knew what she meant. Of course he'd known what she meant, but why ruin the fun? Zach wasn't scared to go around holding her hand, or getting into trouble for "being inappropriate" as he had a week or so back when he'd slid his hand up her skirt and squeezed her ass in the middle of a crowded hallway as he passed by. Luckily, it hadn't been his dad that had seen it. Because somehow he was betting he wouldn't have been let off with just a lecture. The whole hand in his jeans pocket thing was ridiculous though. He just didn't get it. He'd happily walk along with his arm around her shoulders or her waist - and quite frequently did, in fact - but how possessive did ya wanna get? Of course that was only because the tables were turned. If his hands hadn't been too big for her jeans pockets, maybe he'd have been all for it, who really knows?

How about just down my jeans, instead?

He shot back, and then wiggled his eyebrows at her mock suggestively, and even considered making the "woo woo" noise he was known to make at her when he was partially dressed and about to go for the kill. Not that anyone else knew about that but her, of course, but there we go. He didn't make the noises, because the classroom was hardly the most private of places, and then he might have to follow through and actually sex her up. And what a burden that would be. And no, for the record, he didn't mind at all if she wanted to get cuddly when it was her time of the month. While Zach was weirdly grossed out by the whole idea, and totally freaked out if you wanted to give him the details, he understood the whole overemotional thing. As long as she didn't start crying because of a broken nail or burnt toast or some shit. Then he'd have to rely on some serious acting skills lest he offended her by laughing. And it was probable that he would, were that to ever happen. But we digress.

SHE FORCED ME INTO IT! MY PRIDE WAS AT STAKE!!

He announced, overdramatically, as she guessed at it being a bet. It was true that he'd always wanted to kiss Parisa, and everyone in their family knew it, so he doubted it would take much for his girlfriend to put two and two together and work out that Parisa had provoked him somehow. Obviously by insulting his pride by laughing at him. Damn girl had it coming in his opinion. It wouldn't have taken a bet for him to kiss her though. Well, it would now. In fact, it would probably take more than that, because he was absolutely terrifed for his life as far as Parisa went. She was one crazy girl. He was hoping to get to Vinny first, grovel a bit, and convince him to talk Par into going easy on him. And his dad, too, for that matter. Someone needed to save him from the wrath of Claud. How many times could that man give an almost identical speech, after all? As though Zach didn't know when he was in the wrong. He always knew, he just often chose to ignore it.

[Luciana Sacramoni]

Thankfully Luciana wasn't overdramatic when it was that time of the month, and we promise this is the last time we'll actually mention that stuff. She wasn't stupid, she knew that Zach didn't want to hear about her cramps and stuff, and to be honest, she didn't want to think about them. Beside being a little more clingy and asking for an occasional tummy rub, there wasn't much that would actually call attention to that fact. ANYWAYS.

Really? She was going to cut him off?

Luciana looked surprised and moved her hand to Zach's waistband, pulling it out and pretending to take a peek down his pants. Of course she was pretending that his penis was his pride though she definately knew that it wasn't. If anything his pride came in the form of his last name, not just because he was a Hawk, but because he was raised as one and got all the perks that came with it. She let go of his pants and looked up at him with a smirk.

I suppose it had to be done then. You'd be absolutely useless to me had she gotten her wish.

She continued to tease him, now pretending that the only reason she loved him was because of his penis, which, we all know, wasn't the case at all. She loved Zach because he was Zach, there wasn't much else to it. It wasn't just one thing about him that drove her crazy, it was the whole package.

[Zacharias Hawk]

Zach only just about managed to keep a straight face as she took a look at the goods. But of course it'd have been no fun whatsoever if he hadn't managed it, so rest assured that he had, and of course as she looked back up at him, he was looking forlorn and wrong done by and so on and such forth. We don't doubt that in the not too near future he'd have to deal with Parisa trying to cut his dick off, mind you, but at current it was all safe and snug down his pants where it should be. Well, actually, it could've been better places, but Zach was currently doing quite well with not letting his mind go to the gutter and stick there. Which was something to be proud of, non?

Worse ..

He began, wickedly, and then leant down to whisper some horrible form of penis torture in her ear that we're too lazy to make up, but rest assured that it was lewd and graphic and quite disgusting, and could only really have come from the mind of a teenage boy, at that. In fact, if Parisa ever did come up with something like that, Zach'd start worrying for his brothers health. Really. He would. He straightened up, and grinned at her until she claimed that he'd be useless to her without a dick. Hell, he'd be useless to him without a dick. But what're you gonna do, eh? The grin quickly turned into a pout, and he let go of her to turn his back on her, mock sulkily, folding his arms across his chest as he went.

Well fine, if that's the way you feel ... !

He grumbled, mock put out.

[Luciana Sacramoni]

Luciana loved it when he pretended to be hurt, mainly because his pouty face was adorable. Even when they were younger and she hadn't even known what a penis was, she loved the face he made when he decided to act petulant. She let him walk away and remained against the wall for a moment, giving him some semi-private sulking time before she walked over to him and slid her arms around his waist. She rest her head on his shoulder and leaned to the side slightly so she could kiss the skin right under his ear.

Really Zach, if that was the only reason I kept you around do you think I'd put in as much effort as I do to make sure you're happy?

That probably didn't come out nearly as smooth as she wanted it to, but the fact remained that she was kissing him in a very sensitive area and that nothing about her could ever imply that she was simply using Zach for his manly bits.

Now... take that pout off your face and make yourself useful!

She demanded, and unlike some girls who would have turned him around and ripped his pants off, Luciana wasn't talking about sex at all. When that happened, it happened, and it was never something she demanded. At the moment, what she wanted was made clear as she jumped on his back and wrapped her legs around his waist, slapping him on the thigh. Apparently Zach was to repent for his sins by giving Luciana a piggyback ride around the room.

[Zacharias Hawk]

Zach made an effort not to turn around and take her on the floor then and there as she kissed the spot behind his ear, because - if we remember correctly - that was one of the areas that he liked being kissed the best. Y'know, it got him all hot under the collar and whatnot. He turned his head toward her slightly, but remained with his arms folded, back to her, and pouting even though she couldn't see it. Because duh, what kind of an actor would he have been anyway? Don't answer that, because we all know that the answer is "a very sexy one."

Of course you would! What could be better than naked, happy Zach?

He accused, playfully, although the laughter in his voice was as evident as it was in his eyes and in the wolfish grin that was playing along his lips. He did, apparently, think that he was gods gift to women. And of course they all wanted the dick. And they only got the dick if he was happy. So it figured that, in actual fact, if you wanted some Zach lovin', you got to making him a naked, happy Zach first. Or at least, we assume that was the logic that he was working with right at that moment in time. He groaned as she jumped on him, but moved his hands to support her on his back nonetheless, before jiggling her about a bit playfully, and acting like he might throw her off. It happened quite frequently, in fact, especially when they were kids. And this one time, he'd been pretending to drop her, and then actually had. Luckily they had been in the swimming pool, otherwise it could've hurt.

Where to, bossmanladysir?

He asked, before starting around a tour of the classroom, which obviously didn't take very long. And yes, he was jiggling her dangerously all the way, which one would think was an incentive not to ask for piggybag rides from Zach, although apparently Luciana liked it best that way. She ahd to with the amount of times she climbed on ... alright, mind just went straight to the gutter there. We all know what it was she really wanted.

[Luciana Sacramoni]

Naked happy Vinny?

She teased him and then backed up just in case her words had reprecussions. She was forced to hold on tighter though as the reprecussion was apparently Zach playing at dropping her. He'd done it before , the pretending at least.... the swimming pool incident was so far in the back of her mind that it didn't even warrant being brought up again.

Take me to..... um.... Zach's secret special land where all they do there is worship Luciana.

She was making this up as she went along, which shouldn't really come as that big of a surprise to Zach. Regardless of whatever imaginary land she wanted him to take her to, she didn't actually care where they went or what they did, as long as she got to spend some time with him. We've already spent time explaining how Luciana didn't feel the need to publicly assure herself that she was in a healthy relationship, but now we could go ahead and mention that she wasn't exactly demanding that the two of them spend every bit of free time they had together either. One of her biggest fears was that she would start stifling him, which is why she didn't show up wherever he might be whenever she knew he had some free time. It must have worked both ways too, because Zach didn't follow her around like a lost puppy either.

OH NO! LOST...ALL....CONTROL....MUST....EAT....BOYFRIEND..

And with that random bout of screaming Luciana latched onto Zach's neck and pretended to start trying to devour him, which you know she'd probably do if she was a cannibal and there was a guarantee that Zach would be able to come back in one piece. What? He tasted good!

[Zacharias Hawk]

Zach had managed to quite literally squeak a "what?!" as she suggested that naked, happy Vinny was in some way better than naked, happy Zach. Uhh ... no it wasn't. Zach was getting more than his brother was. Wasn't that proof of which one had more skillz? Oh yeah, apparently we went there. Not that Zach was that competitive with Vinny, mind you. They didn't even have the same taste in girls. Which was lucky, when you think about it. Or one of them would probably have been dead. He bounced her around the room a couple of times, because apparently, he was just as much of a dork as she was, which was good, because otherwise there probably would have been problems, and then headed for the window. Yes, Zach really was about to climb out of a window with his girlfriend on his back. He hopped up onto a chair, and then onto a desk, obviously heading for the window ledge.

I'm afraid Zach's secret special land where all they do there is worship Luciana is for guys only.

He informed her, sounding serious as all fucking get out, even as he managed to sound a little bit upset about that fact. Whether or not it was because he was the barer of bad news or because he was upset that he couldn't take her there was neither here nor there. And he probably would have made it out the window, which he'd been just about to kick open, man-style, when she screamed in his ear and then latched onto his neck. Flinching, firstly because of how loud she was, and then jumping as she latched onto him, Zach finally began to scream playfully, and dropped her onto the desk they were both precariously perched on, obviously being careful she didn't get hurt, before he allowed himself to plummet to certain death as he rolled away from her, off of the desk and onto the floor. Where he louded with a large thump, and also a crunch. He wasn't bruise proof, after all. But Luciana was used to stunts like that by now. Zach rarley gave a second thought to his physical well being unless you were threatening to marr his good looks or cut off his dick.

OW! OOOOOWWWW!! I'M DYYYYINNNNGGGG!!!!

He wailed, rolling around on the floor and clutching at his elbow, which he'd banged on impact. He wasn't actually all too hurt. He knew how best to fall without getting too knocked about, after all. The elbow thing had been an accident. And even that was hardly fatal. But Zach was known for being a drama queen ... uhh .. King ... so I suppose that hardly really comes as any kind of surprise.