Luciana had frowned when he'd told her his secret special land was for guys only. She'd opened her mouth to say something about being allowed in because she was a goddess, but when she'd gone to talk all she found herself about to say was that she should be allowed in because she was a guy too, but that would have just been weird, so thankfully she decided against both options and tried to eat him instead. Maybe it was because she'd seen him going close to the window and didn't want to go out into the cold, who knows, but she grinned maniacally as Zach actually played along with her and dropped her on the desk.

YOU MUSTN'T DIE! MY MEAT MUST BE FRESH!!!

She called out as she rolled off the desk after him and landed on top of him, probably not helping the bruising but it was Luciana and you know damn well she would make up for it. Now wasn't going to be the time for that though. Instead she simply attacked his neck, kissing him but making incredibly loud and disgusting noises that made it sound like she was actually eating him. She was a talented girl, we'll give her that one at least.

YUMMMY HAWK MEAT!!!

And she continued, but after a minute or two grew bored and simply smiled at Zach before pulling her hair to the side and leaning down to kiss him. Awww. We tried to make it not about the kissing and intimate physical contact, but when it came down to it, Luciana loved Zach and therefore loved to kiss him. It really is a shame she was digging her elbow - unknowingly of course - into his diaphragm - or wherever he drew his breaths from.