Phil Blauer: Now he's Marty's bitch. Which can mean a whole host of things. I hope Marty doesn't trade him to The Untouchables for a carton of Lucky Strikes and some girlie mags. That happened to a friend of mine...that I traded for a carton of Lucky Strikes and some girlie mags.
former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Just happy to be of service, sir. Can you ask Raoh to stop raping me though?