Hardkore World Title Holders

[~Hunglow~]

[Fade into Hungleberries… Yup, pretty good comedy there… Glad no one ever thought of that one way back in the day, or maybe I’d have never gotten past the ten loss UWA start… That almost ranks up there with being called a Turkey… Oh, the horror.]

Hungleberries: [Wiping his head off with a towel] I guess some people only watch the segments of the show that have their name in it.

Otherwise some people wouldn’t ask if I was here, since I was just out there in the first segment busting up their partner for the night and some other fags.

Yeah, I know calling people fags isn’t really original either, but honestly can you stoop any lower than the ever fearsome insult of “Hungleberries” anyway?

I didn’t think so, so really why try…

Anyhow there I was in the first segment busting up High Maintenance, hence the word “fags” being thrown around, when Rally came down to get him some, and that’s when my boys and I busted him up… But since the name Stein wasn’t mentioned, and there wasn’t a big ol’ sign saying “Free Golden Showers for the first 100 people” you didn’t bother paying attention did ya?

Ah well, then I guess I’ll take this time to tell you that yes I am indeed here… And so is my partner, and well hell since you are completely brain dead and unable to focus on anything that doesn’t involve your name so is your partner for the night.

Stein sometimes I wonder how you’ve made it through the week without being punched in the face…

Especially with punching retards being so damn popular this week, but don’t worry. I’ll make this quick… So even you can make it through with your incredibly short attention span.

I am here, but I didn’t think that I needed to say something for you or anyone to know it. I’m not like Cobryn… I don’t have to have a promo segment every five seconds to keep people from forgetting me…

And I’m not Bill, I don’t need to have a promo segment every five seconds to make people think I actually deserve the World Title.

See I didn’t think it was necessary to cut in with a bullshit promo just to get face time after every single match on the show until my match happens. At this point I’ve said all I really wanted to say, I was perfectly content to let it be fight night… Hell, I was so content with this being fight night I went out early and did a little fighting…

Cause that’s what I do on fight night…

But apparently you wanna talk… And you apparently want me to talk to you. So that you know I’m here…

Ok, now I’ve spoken to you…

And maybe now you know I’m here…


And maybe you should rewind and catch up with the rest of the world that knew I was here an hour ago cause they actually watch the show.

Or, maybe not… Maybe you should ignore this, like you ignore the show before you go out… Either way, take my word, you’ll know I’m here once I’ve beaten you to a pulp and Andrew and I walk out with our titles…

Yeah my being here wont be a mystery then….

The only mystery then will be when you’ll manage to scrape up a win around here…

It wont be tonight, that’s for sure…

[Fade out as Hungleberries gives a pompous look to the camera, cause that’s what he does after all… See you later Stein.. And no, unlike Cobryn I wont be on screen 13 more times before my match… Because if you’re really important, they’ll wait for you… So, now I fade to what will undoubtedly be Cobryn promo number 67 of this show… Take your piss breaks now people.]

[~Hardkore Jonnie Valentine~]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Last time we were here in Phoenix, Adrian Tanner Jr. and Stan Wilson burned down the house with a match for the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship!

(Video fades out to their last match dated 8/14/04)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner hits a blockbuster, then climbs to the top rope.

(Tanner points to his family and then he leaps.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Corkscrew 180 splash off the top rope!!!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Stan with a big boot sending Tanner over the ropes to the floor below.

Phil Blauer: The Tank and the Tanner clan jawing it up on the outside! The fans love them some Stan, but they love their home town boy even more!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Wilson sets up a table right in front of Adrian's family!

(One of Adrian's brothers knocks the table over. Furious, Stan grabs him around his throat only to have David Grey break him up. He sets back up the table, grabs A.T.J. and sends him through to the floor with the Alabama Slam.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: A mean, gutteral laugh from Big Stan right in the face of Adrian's brother.
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(Adrian springboards from the apron, off the ropes, onto Wilson. He grabs his head and nails a spinning DDT driving Big Stan's big head into the floor.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: When Amare Stoudemire asks why there's a soft spot at center court, you show up this tape and tell him Stan "The Tank" Wilson needed an Attitiude Adjustment!!!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner, back to the air, he hits a double jump moonsault! This could be it, we could have a new champion!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Stan kicks out)

(Tanner springboards off the top rope into a rana but Stan catches him and drops him with a dominator spinebuster.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Hardkore America Champion raises his right hand in the air in the universal sign for chokeslam. He's got Tanner over 7 feet in the air!!! Chokeslam!!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...3!!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The winner of this match, at 10 minutes 35 seconds, and still Hardkore America Champion....STAN 'THE TANK' WILSON!!!"

(Video fades back to present day America West Arena)

Phil Blauer: Wow, was that a year ago?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sure was, Phil.

Phil Blauer: It seems so much longer. Does Amare Stoudamire even play basketball anymore?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Yes. Stan Wilson recently turned on his partners, Bruno and Tony Thunder in Northern Ireland to cost them the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles. Now he comes back to Arizona with a new attitude, but Adrian Tanner Jr. has the hometown advantage. He's looking to avenge his last loss here in Hardkore America.

(The America West Arena house lights dim to black and The Phoenix crowd blows the roof off. Spliced footage from Metal Gear Solid III appears on the screen)

Phil Blauer: Isn't that a video game?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah.

Phil Blauer: Why...

Guillermo O'Bannon: I dunno.

(Revolver Ocelot: Hold it right there, traitor. Let's find out just how lucky you are.

(Ocelot reveals a bullet for his revolver. He loads the bullet)

Ocelot: Watch closely. (takes out three revolvers)

Ocelot: One of these three guns has a single bullet in it. I'm going to pull the trigger six times in a row. Are you ready?

(Ocelot juggles the three guns. Each time he pulls a trigger, Sokolov winces. The fifth time a trigger is pulled, Sokolov pisses his pants)

Ocelot: Looks like your luck hasn't run out yet.

(The sixth time, the gun fires and the screen shatters into a million pieces as Damageplan's "Moment of Truth" booms through the speakers)

[There were times when I questioned my reasons
Thought I wouldn't last]

Phil Blauer: Oh god, another one of these? Why do I have to know the lyrics to these gay ass songs?

(black and white footage of Adrian Tanner matches flash across the screen)

[Seemed the hand of God held my head
Underwater
Somehow I fought back]

(footage of Adrian pinning Triple B for the Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Championship)

[It's still not over yet
No, it won't let me quit]

(footage of Adrian getting powerbombed through the Aborigine announce table by the Hellhounds)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Aborigine Announce Table was one of the best things Ring Syndicate Australia had going. That, and funny sounding buildings.

[Found myself more than just once
Praying down on my knees]

[My search for answers only led to more questions
Sometimes for faith you've got to bleed]

(footage of Adrian, bloody and battered, holding up the Australian Heavyweight title)

[By now I've bled my share
Now it's my turn to redeem]

*BOOM!*

(A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames and the hometown fans go crazy)

[When it comes my way, I won't be scared
I've been waiting all my life]

(When the flames die down, Adrian Tanner Jr stands in the middle of the stage, head down. The America West Arena gets louder & louder)

[Pain has prepared me for the moment of truth
And the true test is time]

(Black and white footage continues to play on the screen as Adrian begins his walk down the ramp)

Phil Blauer: You know we only have the building till midnight...

[Give all you have because you believe
Sell your mortal soul]

(Footage of Adrian and Dave Rave brawling through the arena plays as Adrian continues to walk down the stage, slapping a couple hands on the way down)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. glad to be home after all this time.

[And if you're not a predator then, oh - you better pray
Bet it all now or fold]

(footage of Adrian nailing X with the "Best Damn Secondary Finisher, Period."

[But there's still a danger there
Don't become one of them]

(At the last verse, Adrian raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. The fans chant "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!")

Guillermo O'Bannon: With all the expense of Adrian Tanner Jr.'s entrance, Jonnie had to let Tony Thunder and Bruno had to be let go.

Phil Blauer: Oh well.

[When it comes my way, I won't be scared]

(footage of Adrian nailing various people with the Revolver)

[I've been waiting all my life]

(footage of Adrian holding up various Championships, stopping on the SWAT World Tag Team Championship)

[Pain has prepared me for the moment of truth
And the true test is time]

(In the ring, Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down.)

Yolanda Ando: Shorts: Adrian Tanner wears some black shorts with red flames running down the sides, with black and elbow and knee pads, white wrist bands, a black chain around his neck, white boots with "AT" in small blue letters on the back.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

(The audience goes wild, chanting "Wel-come Back!! Wel-come Back!! Wel-come Back!! Wel-come Back!! Wel-come Back!!" Then "Go To Sleep" by Eminem, Obie Trice, and DMX plays. Tanner turns around to watch Stan coming down the walkway. He jogs in place for a bit with the SWAT Heavyweight title around his waist as the fans heap boos on him)

Guillermo O'Bannon: This is a new Stan Wilson we're looking at, Phil.

Phil Blauer: Oh god, is it Bruno again? They tricked me last time.

Guillermo O'Bannon: No, this is a Stan Wilson who doesn't give a damn about what the fans want anymore. He's interested in regaining his Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship, and nothing more.

Phil Blauer: His merchandising cut is gonna take a hit.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Merchandising cut? Jonnie hasn't given out one of those since "Lightning" Leon Jones.

Yolanda Ando: Stan Wilson wears leather trunks with the words "Big Tank" embroided on the back, and an image of a small tank on the front. Black elbow pad, as well as black wrist tape on the left arm. Black hand and wrist tape on The Chokeslam Hand. Black kneepads, with ankle length black leather boots to complete the outfit.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent; from Birmingham, Alabama; Standing 6 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 325 pounds; He is The Current SWAT World Heavyweight Champion...STAN 'THE TANK' WILSON!!!"

(Stan raises his arm as the audience boos. Adrian Tanner Jr. jumps The Tank before the bell. The crowd comes alive as Tanner starts whacking Stan Wilson with some karate chops)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner runs into the ropes and dropkicks the big man! He still doesn't go down, so Tanner takes him down with a drop toe hold, smashing his face into the second turnbuckle!

(Adrian sticks his knee into Stan's back and pulls back on his arms. Stan growls in pain as Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to submit to the surfboard)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan not giving up this early so Tanner whips him into the turnbuckles. Wilson bounces out into Tanner's huracanrana but Big Stan reverses it with a ligerbomb!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Adrian Tanner rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan bounces into the ropes and drops a big elbow across Tanner's face. He picks him up and applies a powerful bearhug.

Phil Blauer: The bearhug is the quintessential move for any big man. Back in the day, if he was over 400 pounds in coveralls you didn't even think about it. His finisher was the bearhug. Like any 400 pound black guy's finisher is the splash.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil that's...wait, you're right. I feel dirty just saying it, but you're right.

(Stan gets a good grip and tries to squeeze the life out of the 227 pound Adrian Tanner. The fans root on Tanner to break the bearhug, but Wilson keeps it on and crushes him with those giant arms)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan runs Tanner into the corner and crushes him with over 300 pounds. He grabs a hold of the middle ropes and rams his shoulder into Tanner's midsection a few times. Tanner grabs him by the head and spinning DDTs him!

(The audience leaps to their feet and Tanner arm drags Stan Wilson over into an armbar. He sticks his knee into the ball of Wilson's shoulder, and clamps down on his arm. The crowd applauds)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner squeezes on that arm of Stan Wilson, but Wilson not submitting. Tanner stands up and rams his knee into The Tank's back. He pulls him up and tries to german suplex him, but Stan's too heavy. He back elbows Tanner in the face.

(Tanner staggers back and Wilson runs into the ropes and flips Tanner asshole over elbows with a flying lariot! America West Arena jeers and boos, and Stan Wilson lifts Tanner up in a suplex and leaves him up there)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson lets all the blood drain to his head and then drops him back into a suplex! Wilson backs him into the corner and then presses his size 20 boot against Adrian Tanner's throat.

(Tanner gasps and turns three different color while Mike Peters lays in the count. Stan breaks at four, and Peters gives him an earfull. Stan tells him to shut up. Tanner fires back with a couple chops and then reverse russian legsweeps his face into the turnbuckle! The crowd pops)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off the top with a blockbuster neckbreaker!! He covers the giant!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2....(Stan Wilson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. applies an STF to the big man. Wilson growls in pain as Tanner struggles to keep all of that body under wraps. Wilson reaches out and grabs the ropes!

(The Phoenix fans boo as Mike Peters forces Adrian Tanner Jr. to break the STF. Adrian Tanner runs into the ropes and hits Wilson with a flying body press but Wilson turns it into a tiltawhirl powerslam!! The boos get louder as Wilson hooks the leg)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson bounces into the ropes and drops that big leg across Tanner's neck!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Wilson presses Tanner over his head and then drops him into a spinebuster!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

(The America West Arena applauds all Tanners pin escapes. Stan Wilson picks up Tanner into a back suplex but Adrian reverses it with a headlock takedown. Wilson's shoulders are pinned to the mat)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Stan Wilson rolls him into cradle)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls back into a headlock)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner gets up and elbow drops Wilson in the back. He applies a dragon sleeper on Wilson. He links his hands together and pulls back on his rather bulging head.

Phil Blauer: Jealous? You know green is not a good color on you.

Guillermo O'Bannon: You mean the color of your balls?

Phil Blauer: (high pitched, mimicking Guillermo) Yes, I mean the color of my balls.

(Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap out but Wilson refuses. Tanner pulls him up into a standing position in the inverted facelock and then drops him in a reverse DDT! He then locks the dragon sleeper back on)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. reapplies the dragon sleeper and leans back on The Tank's head & neck. He drags him over to the corner, and then steps on to the second turnbuckle. Tanner applies a full nelson while standing on the second rope.

(Mike Peters asks Stan Wilson if he wants to submit, but Wilson shakes his head "no". Tanner jumps off into a full nelson bulldog from the second rope! The Phoenix fans cheer, and Tanner pins him)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Stan Wilson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Stan Wilson into the ropes but The Tank comes back with a flying shoulderblock that knocks Tanner over! He grabs the rope and stomps Tanner's knee. He drops his boot down on Tanner's knee over & over.

(Tanner clutches his knee and Stan stomps it again, smashing Tanner's fingers. Stan Wilson then applies an inverted indian deathlock. He gets his legs set and then starts swatting Tanner in the back of the head with slaps from those big hands)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson clamping down on Tanner's twisted legs. Mike Peters checks in to see if Tanner wants to give up while the 19,000 in attendance beg him to hold on! Wilson irish whips him into the ropes and slams him from seven feet in the air with that flapjack!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson full nelsons Tanner and then lifts him up for a full nelson bomb but Tanner reverses it into an armdrag! Adrian Tanner climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a huracanrana!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Stan Wilson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. runs up the ropes into an inzuigiri to the back of the head! He full nelsons Wilson and then ties their legs up, before driving his face into the mat!

(The fans are deafening and Adrian Tanner Jr. hops onto the middle of the second rope to pump them up. He hops off the ropes and turns around right into a running boot from Wilson upside his head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: That big boot sends Tanner flying over the top rope to the floor! Wilson steps over the top rope down to the floor. He presses Tanner over his head and then drops him into a powerslam on the concrete floor!!

(Crowd boos, and Tanner writhes around the floor, clutching the small of his back. Stan then pulls Tanner up on to his shoulder and flips him forward into a dominator on the railing!! Tanner's chest bounces off the railing and he falls into the lap of a fan in the front row)

Phil Blauer: Big Stan knows how to get down. He was UEA Hardcore Champion back in October of 2002.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson pulls him over the security rail and then lifts Tanner up into an alabama slam, but Tanner falls behind him with a sunset flip! The back of Wilson's head riccochets against the ringsteps!!

(Tanner pumps his fist to the crowd, and jumps to the apron. He gets a running start and then shooting star presses Stan off the apron!! America West Arena lets out a deafening pop, chanting "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!")

Phil Blauer: I can't hear myself think in here! It's like a hell of my own design. I NEED MY THOUGHTS!!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. runs along the apron again and then huracanranas him on the America West Arena floor!!

(The fans cheer, chanting "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" Tanner rolls Stan Wilson into the ring, and then climbs to the top rope)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. flips into a 180 corkscrew splash!!

(The chants get louder, "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" and Tanner hooks Wilson's leg)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Stan Wilson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner attempts an abdominal stretch, but Stan Wilson hiptosses him over. Wilson runs into the ropes and caves in his chest with a clothesline from hell!

(Stan irish whips Tanner into the ropes and hits him coming back with a black hole slam)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Tank Slam!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan "The Tank" Wilson irish whips Tanner into the ropes again and catches him with a sidewalk backbreaker!! Stan goes for a german but Tanner flips behind him and then drops back into a flatliner!

(The America West Arena comes alive! Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle. He backflips into a frog splash and the arena lights up like daytime from all the flash photography)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Fall from Grace!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Stan Wilson gets his foot on the bottom rope)

(The crowd boos. Adrian Tanner Jr. steps through the ropes on to the apron. He slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope and then spinning huracanranas him into a tornado DDT!! The crowd cheers wildly and Tanner runs up to the top turnbuckle)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson rolls out of the way of a 450 legdrop!! Wilson fireman's carries him onto his shoulders and then spins it around into The Tank Drop implant DDT!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan "The Tank" Wilson drops him back into a high angle back suplex!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: I can't believe it, Stan Wilson climbing up to the top turnbuckle and takes Tanner out with a flying lariot!!

(Stan Wilson presses Tanner over his head but Tanner falls behind him on his feet. Wilson turns around into a superkick under his jaw by Tanner)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. floors him with a Daytripper! Tanner applies another dragon sleeper on Wilson.

Phil Blauer: It's gonna take every bit of strength Tanner has to squeeze that big head of his.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner hits a roll the dice manuever then locks on a headscissors on the facedown giant. Tanner grabs his left arm and applies
The Problem Solver (v1.0)!!

(The fans applaud the combination by Arizona's Most Wanted. Tanner squeezes the head of Wilson with those powerful legs while pulling up on his arm. Wilson refuses to tap out so Tanner releases it, then climbs to the top turnbuckle)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. comes off the ropes with a 450 leg drop and this time he hits it!! The crowd is on their feet as Tanner makes the cover!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!

(The fans blow the roof off of The America West Arena as "Moment of Truth" by Damageplan plays)

Phil Blauer: Good God, we don't have to hear the lyrics again do we??

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. evens up their Arizona Series at one a peice!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 15 minutes 26 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

(The crowd lets out an earsplitting pop for the Desert Rat. The fans boo Wilson, who grabs Adrian Tanner by the throat)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson chokeslams Adrian Tanner Jr. in the middle of the ring!!

(The cheers turn to boos, as Adrian Tanner lies motionless. Stan Wilson steps over the top rope, down to the floor to get a table from under the ring. He slides it in and sets it up)

Guilermo O'Bannon: The SWAT World Heavyweight Champion not taking this well! He rolls Tanner on to the table and...he's climbing to the top turnbuckle!!

(The crowd is on their feet, begging Stan to think it over. Stan Wilson comes off the top rope with an elbow drop on Adrian Wilson that liquifies the table!!! Beer bottles and soda cups come flying from all corners of the America West Arena)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The audience is about to riot here, but suddenly they are cheering.

Phil Blauer: What are they seeing that I'm not? Did Tara Reid's titty fall out?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus is in the ring with a chair! He takes a big swing and tags Stan Wilson with that chair! A very dazed Wilson rolls out of the ring, and lives to fight another day!

(Stan Wilson staggers to the back as the Phoenix crowd chants, "Fuck You Stanley *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Stanley *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Stanley *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Stanley *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Stanley *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" Syberus calls for medical attention from the America West Arena EMTs)

Guillermo O'Bannon: These fans letting Stan Wilson have it, after he totally overreacts to the loss here tonight. It's so unlike him.

Phil Blauer: Stan is not taking this loss laying down!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. putting on an excellent show in front of his hometown fans and picking up the win. He's back in Hardkore World in a major way!

[Anjanettea]

[The camera switches to the backstage area where HK Reporter Matt Boone is scene approaching “HK Women’s Champion “Sexy” Anj Turner’s dressing room. Boone knocks on the door just as Turner opens the door. Turner dressed in her ring attire, smiles at Boone, who begins to conduct his interview.]

Boone: I know your preparing for your match, but I just wanted to speak with you prior to your match.

Turner: Okay.

Boone: So, tonight you face Ashley and…

[Turner cuts Boone off in mid sentence.]

Turner: [With a smile on her face.] And again, I ask the question…who the hell is Ashley. Someone needs to explain how Ashley can just waltz in her, when a number one contender’s match, and automatically get a title shot. I mean who did this chick beat…Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb.

Boone: Basically.

Turner: Ashley hasn’t wrestled Horror Girl, Tamara Sanchez, or anyone else for that matter.

Boone: I keep saying Johnny Valentine finds these women at truck rest stops, but no one believes me.

[Turner looks at Boone, shakes her head as she continues to speak.]

Turner: Ashley…I still don’t know who you are, and I really don’t care. The only thing that matters this evening is the ref raising my hand in victory. [Turner looks at Boone.] Now, if you excuse me, I have a match to finish preparing for.

Boone: Thank you Anj…back to O’Bannon and Blauer. Take it away guys.

[The scene switches back to inside the arena as fans can be heard screaming in the background.]

[Punisher]

[…But not yet. Dan Stein is digging in the garbage again, with Domino on the far edge, far enough to talk to him without getting too close to the dumpster.]

DS: He caught that midget?! I thought he had enough of a headstart to get away. Stupid midgets. I wonder if he kept that sheep. Hmmm…

[Stein looks at camera.]

DS: I see the bitchfest already begun. Would you people just shut the hell up and let me find my tag partner in peace please?! OK. Let me get this out of the way, and then leave me alone. I don’t have much time left. Rally has to be in here somewhere.

[Stein goes back to digging in the dumpsters. No midgets can be found.]

DS: Actually, that “don’t-bother-me-except-that-I-don’t-know-how-to-keep-my-face-off-camera” stuff was kinda funny, Bobby Hungles. Funny, but not “ha-ha” funny. I really like the pee jokes, Bob. Gold-caliber material, really. What is funny is how you claim you don’t show up on TV to talk, when it’s clear it would take you being killed to shut you up once.

[Stein picks up a used syringe, and throws it over. What? A used syringe you say? This is backstage at a pro wrestling venue, silly!]

DS: But the really funny part is that you actually participated in some sort of physical altercation tonight. Believe me, I actually paid full attention to your run-in, but I’m not trusting my eyes fully yet. It was more like shock, to actually see you in a ring, you know, not just talking. And come on now, you were beating up High Maintenance. Who hasn’t been doing that lately?! The point is, Hunglow, I’m not going to trust you to even show up to wrestle until, you know, you actually show up. Inside the cage. With the door closed. Strange as it sounds to you, you still have to wrestle. I realize that’s some tough truth to swallow, but by some twist of fate not totally dissimilar to David Arquette winning the WCW title, you are a tag team champion. Time to start acting like one. No need to worry about get about getting a shot at Cobryn when he beats the Warrior Poet, you’re going to lose the belt you already have to the Punisher about 20 minutes from now. With or without Rally.

[Stein keeps digging.]

DS: And stop trying to fool the people, Bob- they can’t be fooled. They know clearly beating up High Maintenance is a clear PR move to try to convince people you actually wrestle here full-time. So I understand the reason to spin this, like every other line of shit I’ve heard. But don’t deflect this on me- I have every intention of taking those belts from you. It’s you that still needs to show up to get your ass kicked. If you don’t show up, that’s fine too- I’ll beat Karnage and take the titles that way. It’s not like anyone expects you to be there anyway.

[Stein quits digging, and faces the camera.]

DS: And one more thing- not to Bob, who is already no doubt on the phone with his PR staff trying to come up with some clever way to spin the hard truth here- but to the Connection…

[Stein opens a briefcase of money, with about $25,000.]

DS: Really, I’m sorry you guys. I was afraid this was going to happen, and for that I sincerely apologize. But really, I had no intention to mention you two. At all. It sort of slipped. Believe me, that was one of my bigger blunders, and one I intend to never do again. Please, take this with my compliments. But I beg you…

[Stein closes the briefcase.]

DS: Please don’t mention my name again. Ever. It’s true; the Punisher lost to Syberus and poor, poor Domino was forced to watch over the Punisher for over 2 weeks while I was on suicide watch. I had a silly impulse to mention something about the fact that Tanner rehashed his partner’s only dig at me, claimed it as “The Connection’s”, then accuses me of using a joke book to dig on them when it is abundantly clear that you two are so easy to insult that one of Cobryn’s retards could have wrote that book. You have made see the error of my ways. My God, I’m so sorry it happened. It will never, ever happen again! For my part, I promise to blot your very existence out of my head, though truthfully, that’s more for my own well-being.

[Stein wipes a tear from under his sunglasses. Or not.]

DS: I realize it must be impossible for you two to resist the idea of putting yourselves in one of your now-famous 8 second response promos over on anyone dumb enough to even invoke your names, like I just did. But please…I implore you, make certain my name does not leave your lips again, and the $25K is yours. It brings back some emotionally damaging memories, and quite frankly, you two are momentum killers.

DOM: Not that getting pissed on isn’t?

DS: Thanks. I needed that. Go get me a .357.

DOM: I’ll help you load the bullets this time.

[Fade out.]

[Lucifer Jones]

(Fade to Lucifer Jones watching Punisher's promo in his private dressing room. He spits out a full mouthfull of beer at the sight of the 25K in the briefcase.)

LuJo: SONUVABITCH!!! Hunglesteinwitzenberg STILL owes me that blood money. Must be losin' it in me old age. Some motherfucker needs to bloody well pay up...

...and soon.

(fade out to probably another Cocky Heel promo #37445234456...)

[ZDaniels]

[Zack Daniels is shown taping up his wrists when he hears a knock on the door. Without saying anything, Zack sits there and then witnesses former prowrestling.com reporter Matt Boone walk through the door with a mic in hand]

Zack: Guess your mom really didn’t teach you any manners eh Matty?

Matt Boone: Uhm…uhm…

Zack: On with it.

Matt Boone: Well basically, I just came back after receiving Shootfighter’s comments about his upcoming West Coast title defense against you, and well, now I’m here to receive your thoughts.

[Silence surrounds the room as neither Zack nor Matt say anything. He finally pushes the mic up close to Zack’s face only to have it slapped aback by the Elegance of Excellence]

Zack: Well…? Are you going to ask the fuckin’ questions or what??

Matt Boone: Of course, well what are your comments about this once in a lifetime opportunity regarding the West Coast title?

Zack: I'm going to use a quote from my uncle Nick here, it is indeed time tonight to either put up...or shut up. Let me in you on a little something, you see, I was created to be the best in this business. You take a spoonful of pure mat based technical wrestling, add a touch of aerial godliness and mix with a dash of unmatched charisma and elegance and serve when lukewarm. What do you get Boone?

[Matt Boone thinks for awhile before finally answering]

Matt Boone: Chicken Noodles!!!!

[Zack stares at him dumbfounded, then slowly nods his head and cringes]

Zack: Erm…no. You get the Elegance of Excellence, Zack Daniels. And for me to prove that to the world, I need a title belt around my waist. I’m not going to waste my time going after any title with the word “America” in it and the World, well…let’s just say the World title is something that’s waiting in the wings for me. But for starters, the West Coast title is a perfect choice to shoot for. We are just moments, moments away from making history. From crowning a new not to mention the youngest West Coast Champion in Hardkore World history. I will do Boone in my second night here what Triple B couldn’t even do after years of in-ring experience. I’m going to beat Shootfighter and take his West Coast title.

[Just then, some ratting can be heard on the door]

Zack: Now what???

[In walks in…the Hardkore World Women’s Champion Anjanette Turner. She’s clad in her regular in-ring attire apart from the fact that she sports high heels. She walks in to the locker room much to the delight of Matt Boone and disappointment of Zack Daniels]

Zack: Oh great, what do YOU want?

Matt Boone: H-h-hello Ms. Turner.

Zack: Shut the hell up, I asked her a question!

Anjanette Turner: Why hello Matt, what a pleasure to see you. Which is more than I can say for you Zacky.

Zack: Don’t call me that, and you came in to MY locker room. Care to explain?

Anjanette Turner: Well, I had a chitty chat with Ryan and he’s intent on having me accompany you to ringside tonight.

Zack: Well contrary to Ryan’s beliefs, I’ll be fine on my own. I was just telling Booney here how I’m going to make history tonight, ain’t that right?

[Zack shoots him a cold glare, almost staring a hole through him. He quivers a little before being able to speak.]

Matt Boone: Y-yes. That’s c-correct.

Anjanette Turner: Well I don’t give a damn what you think. You’re still a teen for crying out loud! Ryan is a friend of mine and I will not go against his wishes, I will be in your corner whether you like it or not.

[With that, Anjanette Turner storms out of the locker room and takes Boone’s breath with her. Zack covers his face with his hand and then sets his sights back on Boone who’s still standing]

Zack: Anything else??

Matt Boone: Uhm…oh yeah, how do you plan on winning tonight?

Zack: Man, you really are on a roll with all your stupid questions eh? I don’t care what it takes to beat him; I’ll either cave his face in and knock his Lights Out. Or I might even take out a few submissions out of my repertoire and win my first match and Hardkore World title by making him tap the fuck out. Either way, that title will be coming home with me. And Fighter doesn't have to like it, he simply has to deal with it. Now get the hell out!

[Zack literally kicks Boone’s ass out of the locker room and slams the door behind him. Boone shrugs and walks away in an attempt to annoy someone else with his questions.]

[~Hardkore Jonnie Valentine~]

Phil Blauer: Hi, I'm TV's Phil Blauer. Usually I allow Gary McBannon to handle the intro or as I refer to "The Beginny part where I dose off". But recently it came to my attention that there will be five, count em, four hot women in tonight's match to be the number one contender to the Hardkore World Women's Championship. Something of this magnitude cannot be handled by someone who's idea of an evening with a woman is masturbating in the bushes under a sorority house.

Guillermo O'Bannon: You did that last week!

Phil Blauer: I know, but seemed funnier if you did that. Now, Ashley is in this match.

Guillermo O'Bannon: No, she isn't.

Phil Blauer: Of course she isn't. What I mean to say is...Brandi?

Guillermo O'Bannon: No.

Phil Blauer: Sexy Anj?

Guillermo O'Bannon: No.

Phil Blauer: Makoto Jupiter?

Guillermo O'Bannon: JONNIE!!! Phil's fucking up the intro!

Hardkore Jonnie Valentine: Phil! Don't make me come back there!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Thanks, Jonnie.

Phil Blauer: Suck up.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Later on tonight, "Sexy" Anjanette Turner defends her Hardkore World Women's Championship against Ashley. The winner takes on one of these five women. None of them are a very attractive propositon.

Phil Blauer: Objection!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, this isn't a courtroom.

Phil Blauer: Any of these women make a very attractive proposition for me. In fact, I'd like to proposition any of these women. Maybe I will. Think Vagabond's seeing anyone?

Guillermo O'Bannon: You seen any of her promos lately?

Phil Blauer: Are they the ones where she punches retards?

("Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf plays as the curtains part and Vagabond walks out with her hands up for the crowd. She walks to the ring with her long legs and a little smile)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Vagabond looking to get her first big title shot since coming over to the West Coast. She lost a threeway dance in Northern Ireland with Ashley & Alley to recieve tonight's shot. She's hoping tonight that the training she's been doing with the Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion Big Bad Bill will help her get over that hump.

Phil Blauer: I'd like to get over a hump with her.

Yolanda Ando: Are you gonna be doing this all night? We could have just gotten Lawler. Vagabond's wearing a very cute green tank top and stretch pants.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is a Fiveway Elimination Match. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Bethany Beach, Delaware; Standing 5 feet even; Weighing 102 pounds...VAGABOND!!!"

(The Phoenix crowd cheers. Then the lights get dim as “Negasonic Teenage Warhead” by Monster Magnet plays over the loud speakers)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Alley is another member of the Big Bad Bill's harem from EWW.

Phil Blauer: It's like a chick Invasion. Not that I'm complaining.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Alley not very happy about her performance in Northern Ireland and looking to change Hardkore fans minds about her. I like the black lipstick. I had a girlfriend with black lipstick. The sex was incredible but it got a little embarrassing sitting at Arby's with someone wearing a corset & thigh high boots.

Phil Blauer: Speaking of embarrassing, imagine my face with Alley realizes I accidentally let Snuggles out.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Are you talking about your penis?

Phil Blauer: Oddly enough, not this time. Snuggles is her pet tiger.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (runs past them) HELP!! Tiger!! HELP!!!

Yolanda Ando: Alley wears black pants with a gray pullover. Her black hair is shoulder length and she has a single white braid on the right side.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And from Lacey Springs, Virgina; Standing 5 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 105 pounds...ALLEY!!!"

(Audience applauds her. She eyes Vagabond suspiciously. Then the lights in the America West Arena start to flicker)

Phil Blauer: Uh oh. I hope Tarrasque isn't licking the light socket again.

(The pyros explode and “Alive” by Saliva hits. A red spotlight points on the entrance ramp with a stoic Tamara Sanchez. She lifts her head presenting the two crosses painted under her eyes. Slowly she walks down the ramp as the crowd jeers)

Guillermo O'Bannon: And here comes one of the most decorated wrestlers in this match, Tamara Sanchez. She is not only a former Hardkore World Women's Champion, but she's won CWF Germany Women's title and UCW Women's title. Incredibly, she's also won alot of men's titles. The CWF Interglobal title, CWF Hardcore title, UCW US title, and the ICW Internet title. She also has had some of the most jaw dropping matches against Xyrynth last year.

Phil Blauer: And her "Fuck You, Fuck Me" t-shirt is the hottest selling thing at the concession stand. It's blowing "Doin it Soutter Style, Down Under" out of the water!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez feels she got screwed out of regaining her title at Irish Rage in Belfast with Horror Girl as the special ref, even though she was getting alot of fast counts. Tonight is her chance to get a rematch in Los Angeles.

Yolanda Ando: Tamara Sanchez wears ripped jeans, a black shirt saying “fuck me” on the front and “fuck you” on the back. Her dark hair is wrapped up in dreadlocks.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Now residing in New York City, Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 120 pounds...TAMARA SANCHEZ!!!"

(The Phoenix fans boo. "Haunted" by Evanescence plays, and Horror Girl cautiously makes her way towards the ring. Bernice Biggs and Mr. Fame follow behind, making deals on their cell phones. Horror Girl pauses, tilting her head towards a jeering fan. When Horror Girl gets into the ring, she crawls in and goes to the corner where she crouches down and stares at Vagabond, Alley, and Tamara Sanchez)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Horror Girl went from being champion to challenger after "Sexy" Anjanette Turner upset her in Palm Springs. After she played special referee in Northern Ireland, she used her position to give fast counts to Tamara Sanchez and draw out the pinfalls for Turner so Sanchez could escape. Turner eventually blasted her with a chair to knock her out and score a pin over Tammy.

Phil Blauer: You can't really tell, but I think Horror Girl's pissed about it.

Yolanda Ando: Horror Girl is wearing some tightly fitted mummy wrappings around her chest, hips, forearms, hands and legs, she appears to look like a zombie. Her skin is a pale blue and her hair is tinted a slight grayish purple. Her eyes are a very, very light blue. It's so light it looks whited out. Of course, she has the classic zombie darkness around her eyes.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Accompanied to the ring by her manager, Mr. Fame and his secratary, Bernice Biggs; From Parts Unknown; Standing 5 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 138 pounds...HORROR GIRL!!!"

(Fans boo Horror Girl as she snarls at them. Mr. Fame tries to calm her down to no avail. Then the arena grows dark & cold as evil green mist flows followed by chilling cold blooded screams of a woman then chilling female laughter booms all over the arena. Yolanda Ando rubs her arms, trying to signal to Phil that she’s cold)

Phil Blauer: Huh? Oh, I’d give you my jacket, but then I’d be cold. Then my nipple rings would show through my shirt. Then I’d get fined again.

(“Alice in Hell” by Annhilator plays as Vampira walks through the curtain led by both Judge Death & Psychotic Goth followed to the ring by an entourage of gothic dressed teenagers)

Phil Blauer: Go back to the mall!

(Vampira threatens to bite Yolanda)

Yolanda Ando: Aaaaaaah!!!

(Yolanda runs away as Vampira steps inside the ring. She slowly removes her jacket. Vampira snarls and glares evilly at Tammy)

Yolanda Ando: (phew) That was close. Vampira is wearing some tight black leather pants w ith a black leather metal studded belt & tight black T-Shirt, black steel toed boots, black leather jacket as well as black metal studded collar around her neck and black metal studded wrist bands. She wears gold pentagram necklaces around her neck and her waiste length dark hair flows freely down her back.

Guillermo O’Bannon: This will be Vampira’s first match of her career. That would be nerve racking enough, but she’s in there with some of the most accomplished wrestlers on the globe. Somehow, she doesn’t let it show on that beautiful face of hers.

“Wild” Bill Kasal: “And finally accompanied to the ring by her manager Judge Death and Psychotic Goth; Hailing from Somewhere in Carpathia; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 175 pounds...VAMPIRA!!!"

(The Arizona crowd boos Vampira when suddenly she whacks Alley in the back of the neck with a forearm smash. Ron Reid signals for the bell and Vampira hits Alley in the back of the neck again with her studded forearm pad)

Guillermo O’Bannon: We’re underway, and Horror Girl latches onto Vagabond’s face, digging her nails into their flesh! Vampira tags Alley in the back of the head again with that loaded forearm pad. Alley stumbles forward into Tamara Sanchez who hiptosses her across the ring!

(Horror Girl lets out a horrible screech then shoves Vagabond away. But Vagabond comes right back at her with a vicious spear to Horror Girl’s midsection! The fans cheer Vagabond. Vampira squats over Horror Girl and applies a heart claw)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Vampira sticks that long thumbnail into Horror Girl’s breast plate while sinking her long claws into the rest of Horror Girl’s heart.

Phil Blauer: You’re assuming alot there.

Guillermo O’Bannon: Sanchez pushes Alley a couple times. Alley hauls off and slaps Tamara Sanchez!

(Crowd “Ooooohs” as Tammy holds her cheek. Her face turns red and then she belly to belly suplexes Alley over head. Tammy turns around and Vagabond monkey flips her across the ring! Vampira squeezes on Horror Girl’s bosom with her long claws. Ron Reid checks in to see if she submits. Alley climbs to the top turnbuckle)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Alley comes off the top with a Dai-Chan bomber lariot to Tamara Sanchez!! She covers the former owner of CWF Germany!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Horror Girl sits up and bites the cheek of Vampira! Vampira is forced to break the heart claw. Horror Girl grabs her by her long hair and headbutts her in the jaw.

(Tamara Sanchez ducks under a superkick by Vagabond and atomic drops her into Alley, who lifts Vagabond up on to her shoulders)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Alley drops Vagabond into a Hercules cutter neckbreaker from a fireman’s carry!! She covers her biggest rival for Big Bad Bill’s attention!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Vagabond kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Horror Girl gives Vampira another headbutt to the cheek. She turns flips Vampira over into a tree of woe in the corner. Horror Girl stands on Vampira’s arms with her back to her, and pulls forward on her legs! The Coffin of Woe!

(Ron Reid begins counting to five as Horror Girl wrenches on Vampira’s legs. Vagabond comes off the ropes and catches Tamara Sanchez with a lou thez press. Ron Reid gets to four and then notices Vagabond making the pin, so he turns around to make the count, albeit late)

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Tamara Sanchez gets her shoulder up)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Horror Girl is forced to break The Coffin of Woe by Reid. Tamara Sanchez takes advantage of Vampira upside down in the corner and superkicks her exposed midsection! Vagabond runs in from the other corner and baseball slide kicks Vampira’s upside down face!!

(The America West Arena pops as the four ladies take turns abusing Vampira as she’s trapped upside down in the corner. Alley runs in with a dropkick to Vampira’s belly! The audience cheers even louder. Psychotic Goth and Judge Death go to work freeing Vampira)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Alley hooks Tamara Sanchez in a fisherman’s suplex but adds a little corkscrew to make it The Three-Handed Moss-Covered Family Gredunza!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez gets her shoulder up)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Vagabond hops onto the middle of the second rope and takes out both Alley and Tamara Sanchez with a lionsault! She pins both of them!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Both Alley and Tamara Sanchez kick out at the same time sending Vagabond over the top rope to the floor)

Guillermo O’Bannon: The force of both Sanchez & Alley kicking out sends Vagabond over the top rope! Tamara Sanchez climbs out to the apron and hops on to the middle of the second rope. Sanchez asai moonsaults Vagabond into the guardrail!!

(Crowd boos Tammy, as both ladies lie in a pile on the floor. Inside the ring, Vampira slugs Alley in the throat. She nails her with a second closed fist in her breastplate. Horror Girl pulls Alley’s arm through her legs)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Horror Girl pumphandles Alley up into a german suplex with a bridge!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Alley gets her shoulder up)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Vampira pulls off her belt and wraps it around Horror Girl’s throat from behind. She’s choking Horror Girl with that leather belt!

(Ron Reid pleads with Vampira to give him the belt but she refuses. Ron Reid begins to lay in a count on Vampira as she continues to squeeze off Horror Girl’s air. Alley climbs out to the apron)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Vampira lets go off the belt right before the count of five from Reid. Alley flips off of the middle of the second rope with a quebrada to both Tamara Sanchez and Vagabond!!

(The crowd cheers and chants “AL-LEY!! AL-LEY!! AL-LEY!! AL-LEY!! AL-LEY!!” Meanwhile, inside the ring, Vampira whips Horror Girl repeatedly across the back with her studded leather belt! Horror Girl shreiks in agony)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Vampira climbs out to the apron, hops on to the middle of the second rope and corkscrew asai moonsaults Sanchez, Alley, and Vagabond!!

(The fans boo Vampira as the four women lie in a ruins. Horror Girl then runs into the ropes, as the women begin to get to their feet. Horror Girl hops onto the middle of the top rope, then springboards off into missle dropkick to all four women on the floor!! The crowd chants “HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!!”)

Phil Blauer: It is deafening in here!

Guillermo O’Bannon: Vagabond rolls into the ring, runs into the ropes and hops onto the middle of the top rope. She turns around and springboard moonsaults Alley, Horror Girl, Tamara Sanchez, and Vampira!!

(All five women fall in a pile, and the audience continues to chant “HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!!”)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Vampira & Horror Girl pull out a press table and set it up. Horror Girl yanks Vagabond by the hair and drapes her over the table, then jams her elbow in Vagabond's throat. Vampira comes off the top rope with a shooting star press on Vagabond through the table on the floor!!!

(The America West Arena rocks with “HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!! HARD-KORE WORLD!!” Tamara Sanchez rolls into the ring, followed by Alley)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Tamara Sanchez twists Alley's arm and Horror Girl comes off the second rope with a double ax handle to the twisted arm.

(Alley pokes Tammy in the eye with her good arm. Horror Girl grabs Sanchez up by her wristlocked arm. She lifts her high enough, so that she's off her feet. Horror Girl then grabs her by her head into a DDT)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Vagabond gingerly rolls back into the ring and irish whips Sanchez into the ropes. She follows her in, hops on to the middle of the second rope, and when Tammy comes back, Vagabond catches her with a spinning implant DDT!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Alley tosses Vampira over the top rope, but Vampira catches the top rope and pulls herself back in. Horror Girl goes to irish whips Tamara Sanchez but Sanchez reverses the whip, and catches Horror Girl into a tiltawhirl slam!

(Tamara Sanchez climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a swandive headbutt but Horror Girl rolls out of the way!! Horror Girl gut wrenches Sanchez up on to her shoulder and then tigerbombs her)

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez rolls her shoulder up)

Phil Blauer: Everyone's ganging up on Tammy! It's like that movie I saw of her.

Guillermo O’Bannon: Vagabond irish whips Tamara Sanchez into the ropes and gives her an Unfettered Might corkscrew spear!!

Phil Blauer: Vagabond using the spear that Hardkore World Champion Big Bad Bill taught her!

(The audience pops and Tamara Sanchez clutches her stomach. Horror Girl sneaks up behind Vagabond and full nelsons her. Vampira hits her with a couple of heart punches)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Vagabond drops to her knees and Horror Girl steps on the back of her knees. She pulls Vagabond up into a double toe hold with a sleeper! Alley runs into the ropes, and front tumbles into a Liger kick to Vagabond's unprotected face!

(Alley irish whips Tamara Sanchez into the ropes and hits her with a huracanrana! Alley climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Vagabond shakes the ropes and crotches her on the steel cable hook)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Tamara Sanchez pulls Alley up on her shoulders, and then hops off, drilling her head into the mat with a death valley driver!! She hooks her leg!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Vagabond flips off the top rope into her butterfly senton bomb!!

(The Phoenix fans are on their feet, and chanting for one more Butterfly Dive. Vagabond climbs to the top rope again, but Vampira steps up to the second turnbuckle. She clutches Vagabond by her throat)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Vampira chokeslams Vagabond off the second rope!! She covers her!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 5 seconds, Vagabond has been eliminated."

(The audience boos, as Vagabond rolls out of the ring, clutching her back. Tamara Sanchez irish whips Vampira into the ropes and takes her down with a spinning headscissors that sends her across the ring)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Horror Girl sinks her teeth in Alley's neck and bites down as hard as she can!

(The booing gets louder, as Horror Girl gnashes her teeth on Alley's broken flesh. She tears herself away from Horror Girl and says “Bitch, ya’ friggin’ bit me!” and then bites her right back. The fans cheer wildly for Horror Girl finally getting a taste of her own medicine)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Tamara Sanchez goes to suplex Vampira, but she blocks it with her calf. Vampira counters with a suplex of her own and drops it into a jackhammer!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Alley climbs to the top turnbuckle. She front flips into a huracanrana on Vampira!! She cradles the leg!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Vampira gets her shoulder up)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Tamara Sanchez scoops Horror Girl up and drops her into a backbreaker. She lifts Horror Girl up and sits her on the top turnbuckle. Before she can climb up to the second rope, Horror Girl swats her with a few right hands and spins around into a tornado DDT!!

(The crowd boos Horror Girl as she snarls and growls at them. Alley sneaks up behind her and delivers an unprettier on Horror Girl)

Phil Blauer: Shouldn't make much difference on Horror Girl.

Guillermo O’Bannon: Horror Girl staggers to her feet, but Vampira gets underneath her legs and lifts her up and drops her into a electric chair!

Phil Blauer: I remember when we started that was an ocean cyclone suplex.

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ah, were we ever that young? Vampira shows amazing strength by holding on to Horror Girl's arms and lift her into a second electric chair suplex! Vampira ducks under a bodypress by Sanchez but Tammy turns it into a sunset flip!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Vampira claps her legs together on Tammy's head)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Alley climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Tamara Sanchez slugs her in the stomach. Alley falls on the top turnbuckle! Horror Girl climbs to the second turnbuckle and butterflies Alley's arms. Horror Girl double underhook superplexes Alley from the second rope!!

(The America West Arena boos Horror Girl. Horror Girl crotch ties Alley's arm through her legs. She pumphandles Alley over her shoulder, but Alley falls behind Horror Girl, landing on her feet)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Alley half nelsons Horror Girl's one arm and hammerlocks the other. Alley release tiger suplexes Horror Girl on the back of her head! But Vampira gets behind Alley and cobra clutches her arm & neck.

(Vampira spins Alley round & round before dropping her to the mat, and wrapping her legs around Alley's midsection. She pulls back on Alley's arm while pressing down on the back of her head. Tamara Sanchez pulls Horror Girl on to her shoulders in a fireman's carry)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Sanchez flips forward into a somersault slam! Vampira squeezes Alley's kidneys with those powerful legs, as Ron Reid checks in to see if she wants to tap out. Sanchez walks over and begins stomping Alley's face & stomach as she's trapped in Vampira's cobra clutch.

(The Phoenix fans boo as Vampira double up on a trapped Alley. Horror Girl pulls off some of her mummy wrappings. She walks up behind Tamara Sanchez and wraps the bandage around her neck over & over. She ties off the mummy wrap and then tosses Tammy over the top rope)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Horror Girl hangs Tammy over the top rope with her mummy wrap! Vampira continues to apply the on the mat cobra clutch, while Sanchez's face is turning red from lack of oxygen.

(Ron Reid lays in the count for Horror Girl to cease choking Tamara Sanchez. Vampira sees that Ron Reid is not checking for Alley's submission and releases the cobra clutch. Horror Girl releases the mummy wrap at the four count from Reid. Vampira comes up from behind Horror Girl and full nelsons her)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Vampira dragon suplexes Horror Girl! She maintains the full nelson and pulls her up for a second dragon suplex! She hangs on for a third and this time holds a bridge!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Horror Girl gets her shoulder up)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Tamara Sanchez gets to her feet on the apron, and climbs to the top turnbuckle. She dives off the top into Vampira's midsection with a flying spear! She pins the undead one!

Phil Blauer: Which one?

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Vampira kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Alley drags Vampira by the hair over to the ropes and then ties her arms up in the ropes. She slugs Tamara Sanchez and then irish whips her right into a trapped Vampira in the ropes!

(Alley stomps a mudhole in both Tamara Sanchez & Vampira. Horror Girl walks over and picks up Vampira by the throat and lifts her up with both arms)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Horror Girl hoists Vampira out of the choke over into a full powerslam! She hooks the leg!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Vampira kicks out)

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed; 10 Minutes Remaining."

Guillermo O’Bannon: Tamara Sanchez grabs Vampira by the leg and turns her over into a single leg boston crab. She yanks back on Vampira's leg as her screams fill the America West Arena.

(Alley comes over and stomps the back of Vampira's head over & over as Tammy pulls back on her leg. Ron Reid asks Vampira if she wants to submit)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Alley tags Tamara Sanchez a few times with some slaps that breaks the canadian maple leaf. She double underhooks Sanchez's arms and pulls her up onto her shoulder. She drops Sanchez's unprotected shoulder on her shoulder with a Colt 45!!

(Tamara Sanchez clutches her arm. Vampira irish whips Alley into the ropes and catches her on the rebound with a black hole slam)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Vampira Death Slam!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Alley kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Vampira stands up and turns around into a spear by Horror Girl! She turns it into a spinebuster!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Vampira kicks out)

Phil Blauer: Alley is in the ring with a chair! I told you that bitch is crazy!

Guillermo O’Bannon: When?

Phil Blauer: It's a given!

Guillermo O’Bannon: Alley clubs Tamara Sanchez in the head with a chair! Vampira turns into a chair shot of her own! Horror Girl doesn't look concerned when Alley swings for the fences with that chair!

(The thud of the chair cracking Horror Girl's skull rings through the America West Arena! Horror Girl's head sinks into her shoulders, but she no-sells it and roars in Alley's face. Alley gulps a little)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Alley winds back and bends the frame on Horror Girl's cranium!!

Phil Blauer: That one didn't do it either.

Guillermo O’Bannon: Horror Girl staggering around dazed, and Alley runs into the ropes. She hops onto the middle of the second rope and backflips into her asai moonsault DDT!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 22 minutes 17 seconds, Horror Girl has been eliminated!"

(The Phoenix fans go wild as Horror Girl sits up, with a snarl on her face. She goes to attack Ron Reid, but Mr. Fame and Bernice Biggs hold her back as the official cowers in the corner)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ron Reid looking pretty scared of Horror Girl there.

Phil Blauer: If I were any of the three ladies left in this match, I would not roll around in that puddle around Reid's legs.

Guillermo O’Bannon: Vampira swats Tamara Sanchez with a few kung fu kicks. She bites the neck of Tamara Sanchez!

(Sanchez shrieks in pain and demands Ron Reid stop Vampira. Alley climbs to the top turnbuckle and then comes down on top of both Vampira & Tamara Sanchez with a skytwister press!! The fans pop)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Alley front facelocks Vampira and then backflips into a Shiranoi!! She turns around into a superkick by Tamara Sanchez!

(Alley lies dazed on the mat. Tamara Sanchez boots Vampira in the stomach and then grabs two handfuls of her hair and X factors her face into the canvas! Tammy climbs to the top turnbuckle)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Sanchez comes off the top rope with a huracanrana but Vampira catches her legs and powerbombs her! She grabs hold of that belt and grinds the studs of them into Tammy's forehead!

(Vampira walks over to Alley and wraps the belt around Alley's neck. She grabs her by her white braid and tosses her over the top rope. Vampira then hangs Alley over that top rope with her belt)

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed; 5 Minutes Remaining."

Guillermo O’Bannon: Alley kicks her heels into the apron as she struggles for air. Ron Reid begs her to stop, but Vampira isn't listening. Tamara Sanchez comes up from behind and dumps Vampira & Alley over the ropes to the floor below! Sanchez slingshots herself onto the middle of the top rope and springboard bulldogs Vampira's throat on the guardrail!

(Tamara Sanchez rolls onto the apron, then gets a running start and backflips into a shooting star press on Alley on the floor!! The crowd pops for that move)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Tamara Sanchez hits her finisher, The 7 Year Inch on Alley on the America West Arena. Sanchez rolls Vampira into the ring. She climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Vampira shakes the ropes and crotches Sanchez on the top turnbuckle. Vampira climbs to the second rope and Carpathian Slams her!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Alley backflip corkscrew legdrops the back of Vampira's head)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Tamara Sanchez pulls Vampira up into a front facelock and then drops her into a twist of fate!! She makes the cover!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 27 minutes 26 seconds, Vampira has been eliminated."

(The audience applauds the two remaining wrestlers, as Tamara Sanchez and Alley try to catch their breath)

Phil Blauer: What are they doing? There's less than three minutes left in this match.

Guillermo O’Bannon: They've been wrestling for nearly a half hour, Phil.

Phil Blauer: Poppycock, I did 30 minutes on the treadmill. You didn't see me miss a beat.

Guillermo O’Bannon: Was that the day you threw up all over yourself and called in sick to work on your day off?

Phil Blauer: 30 minutes!

Guillermo O’Bannon: Alley showing alot of improvement since her match in Northern Ireland. She sneaks up behind Tamara Sanchez and rakes her nails down her back!

(Sanchez screams out and arches her back out in pain. Alley irish whips Tammy into the ropes and hops onto her shoulders, then spins around on to the back of her neck for a reverse huracanrana! The audience cheers as Alley climbs to the top rope)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Alley twists into a Yang Time backtwisting splash!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Tamara Sanchez puts her foot on the bottom rope)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Alley irish whips Tamara Sanchez into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop, but Sanchez twists into a corkscrew neckbreaker! She climbs to the top rope, and flips off into a swanton bomb!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Alley kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Tamara Sanchez hops onto the middle of the second rope and lionsaults her!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Alley kicks out)

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Nine Minutes Have Elapsed. 1 Minute Remaining."

Guillermo O’Bannon: Sanchez gets to her feet but Alley gets up and yanks her to the mat by her dreadlocks. Sanchez staggers up and gets a kick to the stomach. Alley runs into the ropes and comes back with an axe kick to the back of his head!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tamara Sanchez kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Alley scoops up Tammy, but Tammy slips behind Alley and lands in an inverted facelock. She drops her in an scorpion deathdrop! She hooks the leg!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Alley kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Tammy's lying on her stomach, Alley hooks Sanchez's arm under her leg, crosses her ankles, and pulls back on her legs in a tequila sunrise! She pulls back on her arm and leg trying to get a submission out of her before the time limit expires.

(Sanchez cries out in pain, as Alley tries to bend her arm & leg in half. Ron Reid checks in to see if Tammy wants to tap out, Sanchez is not answering)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez has had some arm issues the entire match and her leg was broken in March. This could be it!

(The bell rings and the audience cheers. Alley releases the tequila sunrise and raises her arms in victory. “Negasonic Teenage Warhead” by Monster Magnet plays on the loudspeaker)

Guillermo O'Bannon: She got in just under the wire, but Alley is going to Los Angeles to wrestle the winner of tonight's match between Ashley & "Sexy" Anjanette Turner.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman, the time limit has expired. Referee Ron Reid has ruled this match...A DRAW!!"

(The America West Arena rocks with boos and Alley kicks the bottom rope in frustration. Tamara Sanchez spins Ron Reid around and starts arguing with him)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tamara Sanchez never submitted and the time limit expired. So who is the number one contender to the Hardkore World Women's title?

Phil Blauer: The Microshocker? He won his first match tonight, he deserves a rematch.

Guillermo O'Bannon: I'm hearing in my IFB earpeice that Hardkore Jonnie Valentine is booking a match between Alley and Tamara Sanchez. The winner will recieve a shot at the Hardkore World Women's Championship at Hardkore Helloween in Cleveland, Ohio!

[Tammy]

Tamara Sanchez is seen running through the backstage-area after her match, seemingly outrageous, speaking (or yelling) to herself:

What the fuck? I never quit. A draw? Who the hell got the idiotic idea of time-limits? Which assward do I have to kill for such an idea? (meanwhile the whole backstage-area is staring at her) Time-limit, draw... Screw you! Why don't make it a three-way for the title? No, I have to wait another fucking month to get my title back. I have to fight another damn match to even get a chance on MY TITLE! (pauses) Calm down again, babe. That only means you get another chance to break someones bones, to eat someone alive. (starting to get mad again) But this wouldn't even be the case if whatever asshole didn't invent a fucking time-limit. Everyone knows I would have won that match. I wouldn't have quit. I've never quit before and this sure wouldn't have changed today! Frea...

In this second she reaches her lockerroom, storming in and slamming the door behind her. You can still hear her yelling after minutes, but it's not understandable since it's either spanish or german or latin.

[The Heel]

We open up on Cobryn promo number 67 of this show. Cocky Heel promo #37445234456 to be exact. Cobryn sits quietly in his dressing room watching footage of Hardkore Helloween.]


Guillermo O'Bannon: Bill readjusts and yanks harder on the surfboard variation, putting everything he has into this! He should, there's a belt at stake here!

(Cobryn holds on for a short while, then, finally feeling his bones being disjointed, gives Ron Reid a submission. Reid waves for the bell and breaks up the submission)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn has given up! What an upset!

[Cobryn pushes rewind... and that rewind noise starts. Even though everyone uses DVDs and they dont make that noise... the noise is still there.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bill readjusts and yanks harder on the surfboard variation, putting everything he has into this! He should, there's a belt at stake here!

(Cobryn holds on for a short while, then, finally feeling his bones being disjointed, gives Ron Reid a submission. Reid waves for the bell and breaks up the submission)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn has given up! What an upset!

[Again rewind... but we'll spare you having to read it again. I think the point was proven. Cobryn is rewinding this over and over again....]

Cobryn: Bill. I'm so focused tonight that Cobryn is not even going to address Hunglow2Feelgood and his outright jealousy that cameras seem to follow Cobryn around. That people seem to talk about Cobryn. Because obviously for a guy no one cares about... Cobryn's name sure comes up a lot.

[Rewind.]

Cobryn: And since I'm not going to address Hunglow2Feelgood or his band of Unable, it gives me all the time in the world to reflect on a mistake I made once.

Once.

[Rewind.]

Cobryn: I gotta admit Bill... I underestimated you the first time.

And since then, you've gone and won the thing Cobryn wants more than anything in the world. And Cobryn gets the rematch he needs.

[Rewind.]

Cobryn: You know, when Buster Douglas beat Mike Tyson at 42-1 odds... Mike Tyson didnt get his rematch.

But I will.

And its got more on the line than I ever could have dreamed.

[Rewind.]

Cobryn: Now the pressure is on Bill. This is the biggest match... fight... of either of our careers. This is Ali/Frazier II. This is Hearns/Hagler. Ali/Foreman... You name it. This is the sporting event that turns the Phoenix whatever the Hell arena into the mecca of sports and puts it above Madison Square Garden and WrestleMania III's Pontiac Silverdome.

To be frank, this is the single biggest moment in my career Bill... No... This is the single biggest moment of my life.

[Rewind.]

Cobryn: And Cobryn's running on all eight cylinders. Everything is clicking. Cobryn is better now than he's ever been in his life. Every word Cobryn says has a meaning Bill. Every sentence is said with a purpose. And it leaves me more focused, more alert, more ready than you could ever imagine.

Mind Games I think you once called it Bill.

This night is the culmination of everything Cobryn has ever fought for. All the blood, all the sweat, all the titles.

Everything.

And if you think for one moment, that Cobryn isnt going to give you more than you can imagine in that ring... than you just dont understand what it is we're fighting for tonight.

But you will.

[Ashley]

(Ashley is warming up in her locker room while “always’s With Me, Always’s With You” by Joe Satriani is playing on her portable cd player.)

Ashley: A certain boy-friend used to play this song for me on his guitar at night when we talked on the phone. He’d play it and I would fall asleep with the receiver next to my ear. This was a man that I could love my entire life, but he doesn’t even look at me now.

(She wipes some sweat from her head with her gym towel.)

Ashley: Anjy, you have no idea what I’m fighting for. You say that you don’t know who I am but you’re going to understand exactly who I am when this match is over and I’m wearing that Women’s Title on my waist. All I hear from you is talking, but I hear nothing of desire. I have more desire in my heart right now then you have ever had, and that’s what I’m going to use to take that belt from you. I beat two women that I used to call friends to get this title shot, and you may say that you’ve done a lot to get the title, but I doubt that you’ve done that. You’re going to remember my name for a long time after this match Anjy.

(Ashley continues her workout for her match tonight.)

[The Shootfighter]

(Vampira is in the lockerroom with Psychotic Goth and Judge Death. She is still snarling after being eliminated from the five way dance. After being restrained
she finally calms down her eyes blazing.)

Vampira: "Congradulations on your luck. However, you should remember one thing. I shall seek revenge anyway I can and I shall do it. What happened tonight. The beating that I've dished out to the two that I eliminated is nothing compared to what I have in store for all the rest of the women in Hardkore World!

(She snarls and lets loose an evil chilling laugh as the scene fades to black.)

[~Hardkore Jonnie Valentine~]

Guillermo O’Bannon: Coming up next is our first title match of the evening. “Sexy” Anjanette Turner puts her championship on the line against Ashley, a three time EWW Champion.

Phil Blauer: EWW does sound like something you would say if you walked in on your parents...and your uncle.

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley defeated Vagabond & Alley in Northern Ireland on pay-per-view to win the right to face Sexy Anj tonight. She showed us in that match that she has what it takes to stand with the best wrestlers on the West Coast.

(“Smooth” by Carlos Santana & Rob Thomas plays as Ashley raises her hands over her head to acknowledge the Phoenix crowd. The audience gives her a decent pop)

Yolanda Ando: Ashley seems to be losing the attention of Big Bad Bill. Vagabond has been spotting training with the Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion, The Big Man In The Locker Room, The B.M.I.L.R....

Phil Blauer: I didn’t know you were so in to that whole soap opera.

Yolanda Ando: Oh yeah. Me and the entire Hardkore World women’s locker room have been glued to the TV.

Guillermo O’Bannon: Besides you, who in the Hardkore World women’s locker room isn’t involved in the Big Bad Bill soap opera?

Yolanda Ando: Uh...Domino. And Microshocker can’t get enough of the stuff.

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley is a very powerful woman. Not just with political clout backstage, but is also one of the strongest women on the West Coast next to Horror Girl.

Yolanda Ando: Ashley has on some red stretch pants with a red loose fitting blouse over a black tank top. Her short curly hair with reddish highlights.

“Wild” Bill Kasal: “The following match is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Tampa, Florida; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 140 pounds...ASHLEY!!!"

(The 19,000 in attendance at the America West Arena applaud Ashley. Then “GirlFight” by Brooke Valentine plays and the crowd cheers wildly. Domino steps out and the fans gasp)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Domino is leading “Sexy” Anjanette Turner down to the ring!

Phil Blauer: Wait. I don’t have my glasses. Are you sure that isn’t Dan Stein?

Guillermo O’Bannon: No, but Anjanette and Stein are good friends from back in the National Wrestling Council back in 1999. She must know Domino, his ex-wife, from then.

(Some fans in attendance boo Domino being around Anjanette Turner, but most try and slap her hand on the way down to the ring. Anjanette Turner rubs the Hardkore World Championship and steps into the ring)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Anjanette survived a match with Tamara Sanchez in Northern Ireland where Horror Girl was the referee. After that, she must have decided she needed someone watching her back.

Yolanda Ando: The Hardkore World Women’s Champion is wearing her traditional red two peice bathing suit & red boots, with her hair in a pony tail.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And her opponent; accompanied to the ring by her new manager, Domino; (America West Arena boos) Now residing in Las Vegas, Nevada; Standing 5 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 130 pounds; She is The Current HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...'SEXY' ANJANETTE TURNER!!!"

(The fans cheer Anjanette Turner, as she yanks on the ropes, loosening them. Mike Peters holds up Anjanette’s championship belt and then signals for the bell. Anjanette Turner runs at Ashley but she presses the champion over her head! The crowd applauds this feet of strength)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley tosses Turner halfway across the ring! She catches Turner with a forearm shot to the chin, and then scoops her up for a bodyslam. Another bodyslam! She scoops Turner up a third time and this time powerslams her!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley hops up to the second turnbuckle from inside the ring...

Phil Blauer: This could be a little early.

Guillermo O’Bannon: Domino jumps up on to the apron and trips Ashley when she steps up on the top rope! Anjanette Turner climbs to the second rope and belly to back superplexes her!!

(The crowd boos Domino. Anjanette Turner steps on the backs of Ashley’s knees and then bridges her up into an inverted surfboard! Ashley cries out in pain as Turner bounces her up & down on her calves. Domino applauds on the outside)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Anjanette Turner rolls Ashley on to her knees, then applies a headscissors. She grabs Ashley’s arm and falls back into a submission hold. Anjanette showing off her mat prowess early.

(Mike Peters checks in with Ashley, asking her if she submits. Ashley refuses, as Anj yanks up on her arm again. Ashley works her way to her feet with Anjanette still on the mat, applying the head scissors)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley slips her arm out of Anj’s clutches and then leg drops her face. Ashley pulls her up and textbook suplexes the champion!

(Ashley scoops Turner up and drops down to one knee with a shoulderbreaker. Anj yelps out in pain and clutches her arm. She pulls Turner’s head into her legs)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley pulls Turner up into a last ride powerbomb but Turner squeezes her legs around Ashley’s head and drills her head into the mat with a huracanrana!!

(Turner dusts her shoulders off as Ashley rolls around the mat, holding her head. She then runs into the ropes and handsprings into a standing moonsault)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Ashley kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Anjanette Turner applies an STF on Ashley, pulling up on her head while armbarring her right arm. Peters checks in with Ashley while Anj clamps down with her forearm on her throat.

(Fans applaud the STF with the armbar, with Domino leading them on. Anjanette tugs up on Ashley’s head while squeezing her arm in that wakigatame armlock. Anjanette releases Ashley’s leg and slides up on her back. She chicken wings both of Ashley’s arms, then threads her arms through in to a full nelson submission)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Turner working down both of the arms of the former owner of EWW. She lifts Ashley up by both of her chicken winged arms! Ashley’s screams are unsettling!

(Mike Peters asks Ashley if she submits and she shakes her head. Anjanette gets tired and then pitches Ashley chestfirst into the mat, with no arms to protect her face. Turner waits for Ashley to get to her feet)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Anjanette Turner goes to kick Ashley in the chest, but Ashley catches her boot. Turner comes around with an inzuigiri kick but Ashley ducks it! Ashley then wheelbarrows Turner’s legs up into a faceplant tigerbomb!!

(Anj clutches her hand to her face. Ashley comes off the ropes and elbow drops Anjanette Turner. She covers the champion)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)

Phil Blauer: Ashley is making Anjanette get used to keeping a high-paced speed and ariel-attack style match.

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley irish whips Anjanette into the corner. She steps over the champ on the second rope, and pummels her in the head with punches.

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Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley monkey flips a dizzy but “Sexy” Anjanette Turner across the ring! Ashley scoops her up into a bodyslam but Turner falls behind her on her feet, with an inverted facelock. She twists Ashley’s neck into a test drive!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ashley kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Anjanette Turner pulls Ashley’s head into her legs and butterflies her arms. She runs into the center of the ring, pulls Ashley up by the arms into a michinoku driver I!! Ashley bounces off her face, and then Turner rolls her over into a pinning predictament!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ashley kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Anjanette Turner grabs Ashley’s leg and then spins it around into a spinning toe hold. She laughs in Ashley’s face and then drops back into a figure four leglock! Anj clamps down on Ashley’s twisted legs, and Ashley sits up in pain.

(On the outside, Domino pounds on the apron, rooting on her client, Anjanette Turner. Mike Peters asks Ashley if she submits. Ashley grabs Peters’ shirt in agony, but refuses to submit. Anjanette finally releases the figure four, but not before stomping Ashley’s knee a few times)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Anjanette Turner climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Ashley to get to her feet. She comes off the top with a flying roundhouse kick!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ashley kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Turner pulls Ashley’s head into her legs, but Ashley blocks a piledriver. She reverses with an alabama slammer!!

(The audience pops for the sound of Anjanette’s skull bouncing off the canvas. Ashley pulls Turner up by the ponytail and irish whips her into the ropes)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley sends the champion acrosss the ring with a flying head scissors takedown! Ashley straddles over top of her and slaps Turner around!

(The America West Arena gasps at the sound of Ashley’s fists striking Turner’s face. Suddenly, the crowd begins buzzing & turning their attention to the aisleway. With Anj on her back, Ashley first hooks her leg behind Anj’s head. Ashley then applies an armbar and pulls up, applying pressure both to the arm and to the neck.)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley squeezes Turner’s head inside her powerful legs, while wrenching up on her arm.

Phil Blauer: There is a woman coming down to ringside!

Guillermo O’Bannon: You’re always right, Phil. There’s a tall woman with fiery hair walking down to the ring, while Ashley pulls up on Turner’s armbarred arm.

(The woman stands at ringside with her arms folded, watching Ashley expertly apply the Stranglehold Gamma. Domino eyes her suspiciously. Ashley pulls Turner’s head into her legs)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Anjanette Turner blocks a piledriver by Ashley and backdrops her over her shoulder! She applies a crossface to Ashley’s throat and chicken wings her arm. She tries to choke off all of Ashley’s air, but she won’t submit to the referee. Turner ties up their legs and drives Ashley’s face into the mat with a leg sweep!

(Domino applauds. Anjanette Turner grabs Ashley’s legs while she lies on the mat. She steps through them and then turns Ashley over into a sharpshooter. She pulls back on Ashley’s twisted legs, as the two time EWW Women’s Champion tries to not tap out to Mike Peters)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Sexy Anj bridges backwards and reverse chinlocks Ashley’s face while maintaining the sharpshooter. She tenses both her legs & arms to nearly bend Ashley in half with a bridging scorpion deathlock!

(The crowd applauds the complicated submission hold. Ashley cries out in pain, as Turner rocks with her arms & legs. Turner releases it, and scoops Ashley up onto her shoulder)

Guillermo O’Bannon: “Sexy” Anjanette Turner spins around into a corkscrew tombstone piledriver!! She covers Ashley!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ashley kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Anjanette Turner pulls Ashley up & over into a gory special bomb right on her head!! She turns her over into a pin!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ashley kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Anjanette Turner runs into the ropes, but the woman at ringside pulls down the top rope and Turner spills out to the floor!

(The crowd boos, and Domino comes over to have a word with the woman standing in Ashley’s corner. The woman grabs a steel chair and Domino backs off. Ashley’s friend tosses the chair into the ring. Ashley sets up the chair near the ropes, while Domino tries to help Anj to her feet)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley runs into the ropes and vaults off the chair over the ropes into a plancha on “Sexy” Anjanette Turner & Domino!!

(The fans pop as Domino, Ashley, & Anjanette Turner lie in a pile. The 19,000 in attendance give the ladies a standing ovation. Ashley pulls Turner’s head into her legs)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley piledrives “Sexy” Anjanette Turner’s skull into America West Arena floor!! She scoops Turner up and bodyslams her back on to the concrete!!

(Turner slides on the floor, clutching the small of her back. Ashley waits for her to get up. When she does, Turner ducks a clothesline by Ashley and drops the back of her head on the cement with a dangeous backdrop driver on the floor!! The fans cheer for Anjanette, while she climbs to the top rope)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Sexy Anj comes off the top with a spinning huracanrana off the top rope to the floor!!

(The fans chant “ANJ!! ANJ!! ANJ!! ANJ!! ANJ!!” Turner rolls Ashley back into the ring. She gets behind her and applies a katha- jime chokehold. She squeezes her forearm against Ashley’s windpipe, and spins her around & round so she can’t get her footing)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Turner spinning Ashley around & round in that tazmission, while choking all the air out of her. Anjanette Turner then drops to her back in the kataha-jime chokehold and applies a bodyscissors.

(Ashley rakes her nails across Turner’s eyes to break the chokehold. Ashley gets behind Anjanette and applies a sleeper hold. Turner tries to fight her off while Domino screams out “Get out! Get out!” to Anj)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Anjanette Turner reaches out for the ropes but Ashley has her square in the middle of the ring. That woman, Rachael I believe her name is, slides a chair into the ring. Ashley grabs the chair and slugs Anj across the shoulder blades with it!!

(Anjanette bounces through the ropes to the outside, clutching her back. Domino demands that Mike Peters disqualify Ashley. Racheal walks over and lifts Turner by the throat)

Guillermo O’Bannon: I thought I recognized her. She’s Ashley’s bodyguard from EWW, Rachael! She’s got Anjanette up by the throat, and there’s nothing the Women’s Champion or her manager can do about it.

(Rachael drops “Sexy” Anjanette Turner on the arena floor hard! Ashley slingshots herself on to the middle of the top rope and springboards off into a plancha to Turner as she gets to her feet!! The crowd goes wild)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley rolls Turner into the ring and gets in there herself. Turner ducks under a clothesline and runs her into the ropes and rolls back into a rolling prawn cradle!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ashley kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner gut wrenches Ashley up on to her shoulder then spinning tigerbombs her!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ashley rolls her shoulder up)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Turner fireman's carries Ashley up onto her shoulders and then walks her over to the corner. She sits Ashley on the top turnbuckle then climbs to the second rope. Turner gut wrench suplexes her from the top!!

(Ashley arches her back in pain, and Anjanette Turner applies a front facelock on the mat. She scissors Ashley's arm through her legs, and clamps down on the neck & head)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Anjanette going back to the neck & arm of Ashley, trying to pull her arm out of it's socket. She links her fingers together tighter so that she can squeeze Ashley's neck. But Ashley rolls her over into a cradle!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Anjanette is forced to break the grounded facelock)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley pulls Anjanette's head into her legs, and then pulls her up & over her shoulder, dropping down into a widow's peak!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Anjanette Turner kicks out)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley grabs Anjanette in a half nelson and then t-bone suplexes her across the ring! Sexy Anj bounced off her head on that one!

(Ashley sits on Anjanette's back and hooks her arms around her legs. She sits back on Turner's back with a camel clutch. She rocks back with Turner's head in her hands)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley wrenches her head from side to side, rocking back into a camel clutch! Ashley releases it and climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Domino shakes the ropes and Ashley crotches herself on the turnbuckle steel cable hook. Anjanette climbs to the second turnbuckle with her back to Ashley. She lifts her up into an inverted crucifix, then pitches her off the second rope into an inverted splash mountain bomb!! Ashley bounces off her face!

(The audience boos Turner & Domino. Anjanette gets behind Ashley, hooks her leg and then back cradle suplexes her)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ashley gets her shoulder up)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Anjanette Turner climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Ashley to get to her feet. Turner flips over Ashley with a blockbuster neckbreaker!!

(Anjanette Turner waistlocks Ashley but she reverse a dangerous backdrop driver into a stratusfaction bulldog! The woman outside breaks out in some applause. She grabs Turner by the neck and drives her into the mat with a rock bottom)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley irish whips Turner into the ropes and then whacks her upside the head with some sweet chin music! She climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Domino trips her again!

(The America West Arena roars with boos, while Anjanette Turner climbs to the second rope and waistlocks her. She then belly to back superplexes her! She holds the bridge)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ashley rolls her shoulder up)

Guillermo O’Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner lifts Ashley up into a suplex then drops her in a falcon arrow!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ashley gets her shoulder up)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Turner climbs to the top turnbuckle and then backflips into a gorgeous moonsault splash!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Ashley kicks out)

(The audience applauds this match with all the near falls. Anjanette drags her by her curly hair over to the corner. She climbs to the second rope, and inverted facelocks Ashley)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Anjanette tries to jump off with The Turner Tornado but Ashley has it scouted and grabs on to the top rope. She drives her shoulder into Turner's stomach, and then spinebusters her back into the turnbuckle! Ashley then flips her into her acid drop finisher!!

(The crowd leaps to their feet and cheers as Ashley covers a laid out champion)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Domino puts Anjanette's boot on the bottom rope)

Phil Blauer: Domino earns every dime Anjanette's ever gonna pay her right there!

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley irish whips Anjanette Turner into the ropes and clotheslines her out of her boots! Ashley gets behind Turner and applies a masterlock.

Phil Blauer: If Anj gets out of this, she wins 10 G's!

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ahsley presses down on the back of Turner's neck with that considerable strength. Peters checking in to see if she wants to tap out.

(Ashley presses Anjanette Turner over her head, and Turner begs to be put down. Domino tries to enter the ring, causing Ashley to drop Turner, and turn her attention to her manager. Rachael grabs Domino by the back of her skirt into the railing!! Ashley then grabs Turner in a three quarter nelson. Zack Daniels runs down to the ring)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley going for another acid drop but Anjanette Turner pushes her off into Zack Daniels who steps up on Ashley's thigh, then swings around into a shining wizard knee to the side of her head!!

(The crowd boos as Ashley drops to the mat. Anjanette inverted facelocks her and climbs to the second turnbuckle)

Guillermo O’Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner spins off into a Turner Tornado DDT!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!

(America West Arena boos as "GirlFight" by Brooke Valentine plays over the loudspeaker. Domino & Zack Daniels grab the Hardkore World Women's Championship belt off of timekeeper Ron De La O's table)

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 19 minutes 34 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION...'SEXY' ANJANETTE TURNER!!!"

Guillermo O’Bannon: Domino hands Anjanette the title and Daniels shakes her hand. This new partnership seems to be benefitting Anjanette's win loss record, but it isn't endearing her to the fans very much.

(Rachael walks into the ring and grabs Anjanette by the throat. The fans jump up and cheer. Domino tries to stop her, but Racheal grabs her by the throat as well)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Rachael double chokeslams Turner & Domino!! She grabs Domino and pulls her head into her legs, and jacknife powerbombs her!!

(The audience roars, and Domino weakly rolls out of the ring to safety. Rachael pulls Anjanette's head into her legs, and dedicates the move to an exhausted Ashley)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Before Rachael can jackknife the champion, Zack Daniels waistlocks Rachael and backdrop drivers her!!

Phil Blauer: But he did it to a girl!

(Phoenix crowd boos Zack Daniels and he collects Anj, pulling her out of the ring. Racheal rubs the back of her head, and helps Ashley to her feet)

Guillermo O’Bannon: Ashley and Rachael swearing revenge at the Hardkore World Women's champion.

Phil Blauer: I think Rachael's mostly just swearing.

[~Hardkore Jonnie Valentine~]

***commercial***

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***commercial***

Guillermo O'Bannon: Now it's time for our first title match of the evening. The Shootfighter puts his West Coast title on the line against "The Excellence of Elegance" Zach Daniels. Last month The Shootfighter defeated Daniels & "Giant" Baba O'Reilly in a Belfast Death Match in Northern Ireland. Now Daniels gets a one on one rematch tonight. He's been training hard for this match, even talking with four time Hardkore World Champion "Sexy" Anjanette Turner about training him.

Phil Blauer: I dinner that didn't go so well. In fact, I haven't seen a date go so bad since I took out Cokie Roberts. Who knew she didn't like porno flicks?

Yolanda Ando: She hasn't seen the right ones...

(BOOM! Fireworks hit the arena as "Miseria Cantare" by AFI starts. The instrumental part plays complete and Zack comes out with his hood over his head. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner walks out behind him with the Hardkore World Women's Championship strapped around his waist. Daniels puts his thumb under the hood and looks to the left, then the right and then forward before jerking it back and stretching both his arms outward to which a shower of pyros start to fall. They then cockily saunter to the ring and Zack Daniels gets on the apron. He looks at the crowd for a while before jumping over the top rope and going over to the turnbuckle where he perches the middle rope and stretches both his arms outward. He does that for the opposite turnbuckle as well and then takes off his hoodie and awaits The Shootfighter)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Zack Daniels looking to win his first Hardkore America championship here tonight against The Shootfighter. He's definately got a good chance of succeeding, I've never seen Shootfighter this mad since his feud with Soutter.

Phil Blauer: Yeah, when he gets mad he hits the bag hard like this (punches his hand) But when he's really mad, he hits it like this (punches his hand harder)Owwwwww...MEDIC!!!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Daniels made an appearance earlier tonight, helping "Sexy" Anjanette Turner keep her title belt. She seems to be returning the favor by accompanying him down to the ring.

Yolanda Ando: Daniels wears some blue and red medium sized tights with his initals "ZD" written on his ass. And what an ass! The design is the "Z" overlapping the "D". His ring attire is much like AJ Styles's entrance attire. Same colors as the tights and it says "Excellent" on the back of the hoodie with a big "Z" under it.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by 'Sexy' Anjanette Turner; Hailing from Calgary, Alberta, Canada; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 216 pounds...'THE EXCELLENCE OF ELEGANCE' ZACK DANIELS!!!"

(Audience gives him a mixed reaction. Then "Mortal Kombat" by The Immortals plays and the Arizona fans pop. Judge Death walks out with The Shootfighter, carrying his stainless steel cane. The Hardkore West Coast title belt is strapped around his waist)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter has to adjust his style once again. From the willy knilly threeway battle he endured in Northern Ireland, to a high flying cruiserweight wrestler like Zack Daniels. But if anyone can do it, it's him.

Phil Blauer: Willy Knilly?

Yolanda Ando: The Shootfighter wears knee length black wrestling tights, black wrestling boots, sharp studded forearm pads and a tight black robe with a red dragon on the back with the Hardkore West Coast title belt strapped over it.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by his manager, Judge Death; From Bangkok, Thailand; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds; The Current HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...THE SHOOTFIGHTER!!!"

(The audience applauds. Ron Reid holds up the Hardkore West Coast title belt over his head and then signals for the bell. The two lions circle one another as the fans stomp their feet in anticipation)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter punches at Daniels with a muay thai strike but Zack catches his arm & armdrags him. A second one sends him across the ring. Zack Daniels monkey flips The Shootfighter to the other side of the ring.

(The Shootfighter crawls over to the ropes to get some advice from Judge Death. Zack Daniels runs into the ropes and 619 swinging dropkicks him! Shootfighter covers his face)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter hits Zack Daniels with a couple of dragon claw strikes to his chest. He then peppers him with a muay thai kick to his kidney and then under the arm.

(Audience winces at the sound of all the air escaping Daniels' lungs. Shootfighter whacks away with some knife edge chops to Zack's throat. Daniels ducks under one and hits him with a dangerous backdrop driver)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Daniels shoots Shootfighter into the ropes and spinning head scissors him over into a russian leg sweep! He rolls over into a pinning position!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(The Shootfighter kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Daniels irish whips Shootfighter into the turnbuckles and then cracks him with a superkick! He climbs to the top rope and backflips into a corkscrew shooting star press but Shootfighter rolls out of the way!! Shootfighter applies an on-the-mat cobra clutch and applies a body scissors.

(Zack Daniels waves his arms wildly as Shootfighter pulls back on his arm and presses forward on his neck. He squeezes with those vicelike legs on the sides of Daniels' torso)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Daniels reaches out for the ropes but Shootfighter rolls him on to the other side. Shootfighter releases The ShootClutch and then gets up and tags him with a few muay thai kicks to his lower back. He then squats over him and hits him with a barrage of dragon claw strikes to his chest.

(Shootfighter pulls Daniels up to his feet but Daniels ducks under a muay thai strike and back suplexes Shootfighter into a blue thunder bomb)

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(The Shootfighter rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Zack Daniels steps to the outside and pulls on the top rope, slingshotting himself over the ropes into a leg drop. He double underhooks Daniels' arms, then kicks his legs out from underneath him with a Devil's Lock DDT!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter gets behind Daniels and hits him with a forearm to the groin! He picks up Daniels in a human torture rack and spins him around & round before dropping him with a Thailand Slam! He hooks his leg!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Zack Daniels kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter wraps up Zack Daniels in an STF, and then applies a crippler crossface on top.

Phil Blauer: The audience seems sort of dead for this one. Not for any lack of wrestling action, but I think with Zack Daniels interfering in the women's match they're not liking this guy. And Shootfighter isn't a traditional babyface, either. I haven't heard a crowd this quiet...well, since The Shock won his first match earlier tonight.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah, but that was one of those stunned silences, this is more of a wait & see quiet.

(The Shootfighter pulls up on Daniels' neck & head as Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to tap out. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner pounds on the mat to root on Zack Daniels)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter has those hands locked and pulls up on Daniels' head as hard as he can. Daniels reaches out and grabs the ropes! Ron Reid forces a break and Shootfighter begrudgingly agrees. Shootfighter irish whips Daniels into the ropes but Daniels comes back with a running STO!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Zack Daniels steps out onto the apron, pulls on the rope and slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope, he springboards off the top with a spinning wheel kick!!

(The audience applauds at that move. Zack Daniels double underhooks Shootfighter's arms and then pulls him up into a tiger driver '91)

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(The Shootfighter rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Zack Daniels headlocks Shootfighter and then uses his body's momentum to tazplex him!! He irish whips Shootfighter into the corner, then handsprings into a backflip elbow but no one's home. Shootfighter cracks Daniels with a few muay thai punches to his nose. Shootfighter then german suplexes him out of the corner!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Zack Daniels gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter wraps his legs up and turns him over into a sharpshooter. He slides Daniels's legs up a little higher to get a better position on it.

(Shootfighter gets Daniels legs up as high as they can go so it is almost a lion tamer. Ron Reid checks in to see if Daniels wants to tap but he refuses)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter releases The ShootCrab, and hovers over him, tattooing him with stiff forearm shots to the back of his neck & head. Daniels fights his way to his feet and drops Shootfighter with a flatliner!

(Zack Daniels runs into the ropes and smacks Shootfighter in the jaw with a running inzuigiri kick. Shootfighter collapses facefirst on the canvas as Daniels climbs to the top turnbuckle)

Guillermo O'Bannon: 450 Backflip Legdrop!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Zack Daniels grabs Shootfighter in a 3/4 nelson, then runs up the turnbuckles into a Sliced Bread #2 inverted DDT!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(The Shootfighter kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Daniels rushes Shootfighter but he belly to belly suplexes Zack over the top rope to the apron! The Shootfighter steps out to the apron, and half nelsons Zack.

(Judge Death drags a wooden table next to the apron. The Shootfighter t-bone suplexes Zack Daniels headfirst through the press table!! The crowd finally comes alive and gives The Shootfighter a huge pop! They begin chanting "SHOOT!! SHOOT!! SHOOT!! SHOOT!! SHOOT!! SHOOT!!")

Phil Blauer: I don't believe my ears...a Shootfighter chant!

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter picks him up and hits a snap suplex on the America West Arena floor! He grabs Daniels by the hair and rams his face into the cornerpost!!

(Daniels twirls around so all of The America West Arena can see his bloody gash over his eye. The Shootfighter comes at him with a clothesline, but Daniels ducks and his arm catches the ringpost)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shootfighter's arm caught that cornerpost and now Zack Daniels is standing on the apron. Shootfighter turns around and Daniels runs off the apron and catches him with a tornado DDT on the concrete!!

(Shootfighter's head bounces off the America West Arena, and then he rolls to his side. "Sexy" Anjanette Turner helps a bloody Daniels to his feet. He rolls into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Zack Daniels backflips into a corkscrew shooting star press on a dazed The Shootfighter!!

(The audience pops for that move as both wrestlers lie next to one another exhausted. Zack Daniels rolls Shootfighter into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle again)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Daniels spins off the top rope into a spiral tap onto The Shootfighter!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Shootfighter kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Excellence of Elegance" Zack Daniels steps back out to the apron and waits for Shootfighter to get to his feet. He springs back into the ring with a swandive stunner!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Shootfighter kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody Zack Daniels runs into the ropes and comes back into a full powerslam!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Zack Daniels kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Daniels stands up right into a russian sickle from The Shootfighter! He pounds his chest with a few heart punches, then locks on a tri corner choke!

(Zack Daniels turns beet red from lack of oxygen as The Shootfighter clamps down on his windpipe. Ron Reid crouches over a blood soaked Zack Daniels and asks him if he wants to tap out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner puts Zack Daniels foot on the rope! She put his boot on the ropes and calls Ron Reid's attention to it, and he forces The Shootfighter to break the tri-corner choke!

(The fans boo, and "Sexy" Anjanette Turner runs over and clotheslines Judge Death on the floor! Zack Daniels gives The Shootfighter a t-bone suplex)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Anjanette Turner grabs that stainless steel singapore cane and hands it to Zack Daniels. Daniels spins around and cracks The Shootfighter in the head with that steel cane!!

(The Shootfighter staggers around with some blood running down his face. Zack Daniels runs over, steps up on Shootfighter's knee into a shining wizard kick)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Lights Out!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!

Guillermo O'Bannon: I don't believe it! Zack Daniels has upset The Shootfighter for The Hardkore West Coast Championship!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 15 minutes 48 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...'THE EXCELLENCE OF ELEGANCE' ZACK DANIELS!!!"

("Sexy" Anjanette Turner straps the Hardkore West Coast title around his waist. He raises his arms and steps up on the second rope. The audience gives him a round of applause for such a good match)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shootfighter has held on to that title since April, and tonight relinquishes it in a hard fought match up.

(The Phoenix crowd gives The Shootfighter and Judge Death a standing ovation for a good match. Zack Daniels continues to hold up his arms high in celebration)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Zack Daniels starts a new era for the Hardkore West...Sexy Anj just cracked Daniels in the back of the head with that stainless steel singapore cane!!

(The America West Arena gasps, and then boos as Anjanette stands over Daniels' unconcious body. She winds up and cracks Daniels between the legs with that singapore cane! Daniels sits up in pain)

Phil Blauer: That woke him up.

Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sexy" Anjanette Turner first used Zack Daniels interference to retain her Hardkore World Women's Championship...and now she turns on him?

Phil Blauer: Women. I could have told you that.

(Zack Daniels is back up and threatening Anjanette. She backs into the corner, and Daniels snatches the cane out of her hands. He brandishes it and she cowers underneath him)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus slides into the ring with a chair and clubs him in the head!

(The audience pops at the sound of the chair cracking Daniels' skull. Sexy Anjanette Turner pulls Zack Daniels up, but he's out on his feet)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus winds back and cracks Zack Daniels in the head with that chair again!!

Phil Blauer: Where is this coming from??

Guillermo O'Bannon: Zack Daniels has done something in his life to raise the ire of both Zack Daniels and the Hardkore World Women's Champion.

(Syberus walks out of the ring, back through the curtain)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Let's get a camera back there and try and see why this happened!

[The camera opens on Syberus backstage with his World Light Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder. His partner in the Connection, Adrian Tanner, is stood behind him as Good Ol’ Barbecue Chicken holds a microphone.]

Good Ol’ B.C.: “Syberus…”

[Good Ol’ Barbecue Chicken chews on some… barbecue chicken.]

Good Ol’ B.C.: “What can you say to justify your attack on Zack Daniels after his match with Shootfighter?”

Syberus: “B.C., it’s the dawn of a new era. And into this bleak area step two men; the two chosen sons of professional Wrestling. Those two men are Syberus and Adrian Tanner; the Connection. Future Hardkore World Tag Team Champions. Now Zack Daniels did something very stupid, B.C. Zack Daniels got my attention. Sure, I could’ve let him off light like all the other minor talent I just beat once and forget about… but Zack Daniels is different. Zack Daniels is trying his very best to put a spanner in the works of the grand vision. And although his futile existence is like the buzzing of a fly to us… he must be stopped.”

“He must be crushed, and killed, then scraped off of the counter and tossed in the garbage, rolled up in the sports section. That’s why I’m putting my World Light Heavyweight Championship on the line against Zack Daniels in Los Angeles next month at The Staples Center. A bizarre punishment some might say, but I work in mysterious ways, you dig? You see, that won't be the only title on the line. I want that new belt you have as well. The West Coast title will be on the line. The winner will walk out with both titles over their shoulder. Title vs. Title, Zack Daniels vs. Syberus!”

Good Ol’ B.C.: “Fair enough, go get ‘em, Champ!”

[Good Ol’ B.C. guzzles on a 2 litre bottle of Pepsi Max, as Syberus shakes his head and walks off.]

[The Shootfighter]

(The Shootfighter is back in his lockerroom still seething from the loss of his West Coast Title. He is still dressed in his wrestling tights.)

The Shootfighter: "Zach Daniels I must be a psychic when I said you would need help in winning the West Coast Title. Yeah you did need help didn't you. Imagine you needed Anjanette Turner just to defeat me! You accuse me of doing the very thing you did, but then again you are a hypocrite!"

(He slowly gets up.)

The Shootfighter: "However, now it's time for you to step up and be a real man!
You are still a punk who still needs help in winning! Now you need to prove that you are a real champion and not one that needs a woman or an idiot like Tanner to help you retain your tainted title! Yeah proclaim yourself the greatest champion since who knows! However, everyone knows in Pheonix that you are a coward who can't win a thing without someone holding your hand!"

(The Shootfighter's face becomes a mask of hate, rage and fury.)

The Shootfighter: "Just remember Zach Daniels! One day someone shall defeat you and when it does my words shall be your prophetic end! These words are:
When you lose that title and complain about it! You'll cry foul and probably turn on everybody who helped you steal it! Then what are you going to do! Blame everybody! Remember I told you so! I told you that you can't win anything without help and you probably can't! Goodluck Zach Daniels because I shall be watching and waiting for you to fall! That is a promise from The Shootfighter!"

(The scene fades slowly to black.)

[~Hardkore Jonnie Valentine~]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up next is the match for the Hardkore World Tag Team titles. This is a steel cage grudge match of the worst kind. The Un-Stable takes on a pair of wrestlers that have been thorns in their side for a while. "The Punisher" Dan Stein swerved The Un-Stable in Palm Springs and used them for his own means, before attacking them and joining up with their sworn enemy Cobryn. "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson interrupted the Hall of Fame speech on that same show, to accuse Andrew Karnage of using steroids.

Phil Blauer: That's going out on a limb.

(The America West Arena falls abruptly dark. Overhead, on the Hardkoretron, three symbols flash in and fade out slowly to the sound of a heartbeat:

<ALPHA>

<OMEGA>

<The Punisher skull>

[Over the sound system, “More Human Than Human” by White Zombie is heard starting to play. As the skull fades out, the arena lights up again, and standing there is "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson & “The Punisher” Dan Stein. The Punisher is raising his Peacemaker in the air over his head to the boos of the crowd. His manager, Domino, stands in front of Stein, and leads them to the ring area.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: A noise Stein's not used to. These loud boos.

Phil Blauer: You get used to em.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein and Jackson don't seem to even be on the same page. Rally Jackson didn't even arrive to the arena until recently, so they haven't even had time to talk. Domino has been busy managing her new client, "Sexy" Anjanette Turner.

Yolanda Ando: Rally Jackson wears a green capoeira gui with yellow trim with barefeet. Dan Stein wears a simple tight black t-shirt, and plain black shorts, with black leather wrestling boots. Stein also wears black leather gloves with the fingers ripped out.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Steel Cage Match is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit, and is for the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Domino; from Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 285 pounds...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!!! His partner, from Rio De Janeiro, Brazil; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 241 pounds...'TIGERHEART' RALLY JACKSON!!!"

(The crowd boos both men. Then the America West Arena goes dark, purple lights flash and a purple spotlight shines on Robert Hunglestein III, Andrew Karnage, and Kilroy Evans at the top of the rampway. The Phoenix fans cheer wildly. The purple lights turn to gold as a voice says "You wish you could be me...It must suck to be you!" then purple and gold begin to alternate and run all over arena as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears hits. RHIII heads down to ring with the Hardkore World Tag Team title belt around his waist with a slow cocky strut with Andrew Karnage & Kilroy Evans following behind, slapping fans hands)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable looking to get some revenge on "The Punisher" Dan Stein for embarrassing them in Palm Springs. Karnage also wants to silence Rally Jackson for good.

Phil Blauer: That's not hard to do lately.

Yolanda Ando: Robert Hunglestien III is wearing a long black robe, with purple and gold gems spelling out the name "Hunglestein" across the back. Andrew Karnage wears some black knee length basketball shorts with "AK-47" down the outsides of each leg in dark red. The Hardkore World Tag Team title belt strapped around his waist. Dark red kneepads, and black calf high boots with red laces, and has a black elbow supporter on his right elbow. Underneath, Hunglestien's robe he wears a black wrestling singlet that has "Hunglestein" wrapping across the front diagonally from top to bottom in dark purple with gold outline. On the back of the singlet there’s three slashes in gold which obviously symbolize the III from the end of his name. He also wears black elbow pads, and has his wrist taped with black tape. His boots are black and black kneepads.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And their opponents are accompanied to the ring by Kilroy Evans. (Phoenix fans cheer) Featuring first from Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 257 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!! His partner is from Cleveland, Ohio; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 265 pounds...ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!! They are The Current HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"

(The Phoenix fans pop for Karnage & Robert Hunglestien III. Ron Reid signals for the bell, and Domino, Kilroy Evans & Bill Kasal leave the ring. Hunglestien & Jackson agree to start the match off)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage and Rally Jackson starting it off, both some stiff workers. Rally Jackson follows him in with a kawada kick to the head! Another one to his face, then a hard one to his side. He drops Andrew Karnage headfirst on the mat with a head & arm brainbuster!!

(The crowd boos. Rally Jackson irish whips Karnage but he reverses it and sends Rally into the corner. Karnage smashes him with a few forearms smashes, while Kilroy Evans applauds on the outside)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally drops on his ass, and Andrew Karnage bootscrapes him a few times, then gives him a Facewash bootscrape! He picks Rally up and tosses him across the ring in an exploder '98!!

(Dan Stein yawns and steps through the cage doors. The America West Arena boos as he takes a confused Domino by the hand and leads her back to the locker room)

Phil Blauer: Now where's he going? Why don't I get to leave?? I got a hot date.

Yolanda Ando: No means no, Phil.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein leaving his partner Rally Jackson to the wolves in that cage! Inside, Andrew Karnage climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Rally Jackson punches him in the stomach. He pulls Karnage on to his shoulders then drops down in a musclebuster!!

(Rally Jackson turns around to tag in Dan Stein and sees just a cage wall. He turns around and watches him waving goodbye with a confused Domino in tow. Robert Hunglestien III & Andrew Karnage look over their shoulders at him, and Stein flips off Kilroy Evans at ringside)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage tags in Robert Hunglestien III who sneaks up behind Rally and lifts him up in an atomic drop, but tosses him facefirst into the cage!!

(The crowd pops. Rally staggers back with a cut over his eye. Hunglestien gets behind Rally and takes him down to the mat with a waistlock. He applies a crippler crossface)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III links his fingers together and pulls him up by the head. Rally bleeds down onto Hunglestien's wrists. Ron Reid checks in to see if he taps out, but Jackson refuses. But what could be the point, with no partner?

Phil Blauer: Rally's gonna win this thing by himself.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien irish whips Jackson into the ropes and takes him down with a hart attack clothesline! He pulls him up by the arm and pulls him in with a shortarm clothesline but Rally ducks underneath and turns it into a backdrop driver!!

(The fans boo. Rally steps over Hunglestien and bends him back into a cattle mutilation! Hunglestien shouts out in agony, while Tigerheart rocks back & forth)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage runs in and boots Rally in the head to break the cattle mutilation.

Phil Blauer: Why not? Who's to stop him?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid!

Phil Blauer: Ha! That guy can't stop gingivitus.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage & Robert Hunglestien III grab Rally Jackson and give him a double slingshot suplex!! Robert Hunglestien covers him!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rally Jackson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunglestien tags in Andrew Karnage. Karnage hammerlocks Rally's arm behind his back and scoops him up. He runs into the center of the ring and powerslams him on to his chicken winged arm!

(A bleeding Rally Jackson clutches his elbow. Karnage flips Jackson up and slams him down into an alabama slammer!! He pulls Rally up by the dreads and irish whips him into the corner, Rally hops up onto the second turnbuckle)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson backflips into a kick to Karnage's face! Rally hops onto Karnage's back and wraps his legs around his waist. Jackson clamps down on his throat with a triangle choke!

Phil Blauer: Who's that coming down to the ring?

Guillermo O'Bannon: It's High Maintenance. What are they doing here?

(The America West Arena boos as Rally begins rolling Andrew Karnage around the ring in the triangle choke. Robert Hunglestien III runs into the ring and kneedrops Rally Jackson in the back)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III helps his partner to his feet, and then irish whips Rally Jackson into the ropes. The Un-Stable double superkick Rally Jackson under the chin!

(Hunglestien steps through the ropes and allows Karnage to tag him in legally. Karnage steps through the ropes, and notices High Maintenance. He shakes the cage threateningly, but "Rolls Royce" Jonathan Richards waves like their beneath him. Robert Hunglestien III hooks Jackson in a cradle suplex, but drops him forward so his own knee goes into his stomach)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III hits Jackson with Paradise Hills! He pulls him up into a kataha-jime, then drops him backwards into a belly to back suplex!!

(The Phoenix crowd cheers Hunglestien. He irish whips Rally Jackson into the ropes and hits him with a flying kneelift! He whips him into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson blocks a backdrop and reverses with a canadian piledriver!! Wow!

(Crowd pops, and Rally Jackson steps over him with a dragon clutch. He pulls back on Hunglestien's head with an inverted facelock. Hunglestien tries to loosen his group with his fingers but to no avail)

Phil Blauer: High Maintenance continuing to watch this match. This sure thing for The Un-Stable just became a little less sure.

Guillermo O'Bannon: To be sure. Andrew Karnage comes in and once again breaks up Rally's submission hold with a double ax handle to the back of the head. Robert Hunglestien gets to his feet and pulls him up on to his shoulders with a fireman's carry. He drops him in an FU!

(Robert Hunglestien tags in Andrew Karnage. Karnage lifts Rally up onto his shoulders again for another fireman's carry. Robert Hunglestien III comes off the ropes with a spinning neckbreaker as Andrew Karnage drops him in a samoan drop)

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rally Jackson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage folds him like an accordian with a tiger suplex! He sits a bloody Rally Jackson on the top turnbuckle but Jackson hits him with a stiff punch to the chops. He inverted facelocks Andrew and hops off with an inverted tornado DDT!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Robert Hunglestien III stomps the back of Rally's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: As Ron Reid forces Hunglestien out of the ring, Rally Jackson lifts Karnage up in a suplex and then piledrives him!!

Phil Blauer: Wait, where did High Maintenance go?

Guillermo O'Bannon: I dunno.

Phil Blauer: Where did the tag team title belts go?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Doesn't Ron De La O have em?

Phil Blauer: Unless they look like crab ice...no.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Did the former tag champions take their belts back without winning them? Wait, now Andrew Sinclair is walking down to the ring. What's he doing there?

Phil Blauer: The Un-Stable caused him to lose to The Microshocker earlier this evening. With High Maintenance already stealing the belts, Sinclair is going to have to get creative on how to humiliate them even worse.

(Rally Jackson sets Andrew Karnage up for a styles clash, but Karnage blocks it with his arms. He does a push-up and slips his legs out of Rally's grip. He runs into the ropes and Rally turns around into a yakuza kick! Andrew Sinclair sneaks up behind Kilroy Evans and rams his face into the cage at ringside)

Phil Blauer: Andrew Sinclair grabs a steel chair and cracks Kilroy across the back with it!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage lifts Rally Jackson up into a chokeslam and then drops him into a backbreaker!! Andrew Sinclair looks to help Rally win this match and tosses the chair over the cage, but Hunglestien intercepts it. Hunglestien bends the frame over Rally's skull!!

(Andrew Karnage irish whips a bleeding Rally Jackson into the ropes and flips him asshole over elbows with The Nightmare Lariot, while Robert Hunglestien takes him out with a shoulderblock to the backs of his knees!! The crowd cheers wildly while Andrew Karnage makes the pin)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Three Car Pile-Up!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!

(The America West Arena cheers and "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears plays. Robert Hunglestien III and Andrew Karnage celebrate, and Kilroy Evans suddenly pops up)

Phil Blauer: Wait, Kilroy Evans suddenly doesn't look very hurt anymore.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans and Andrew Sinclair are...shaking hands?

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 9 minutes 34 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"

(Andrew Sinclair opens up the steel cage door and congratulates Andrew Karnage and Robert Hunglestien III on their 2 on 1 victory. The fans cheer Sinclair now)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair, has been playing The Un-Stable's victim this whole time, then joins them?!

(Andrew Karnage asks Ron Reid where their title belts are. He asks Ron De La O who shrugs)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III and Andrew Karnage are livid that De La O & Reid have lost their titles. Hunglestien is threatening to beat both to a bloody pulp, but Karnage is holding him back. Sinclair directs their attention over to a bloody and helpless Rally Jackson. They start laying in to him with kicks and stomps.

Phil Blauer: Listen to these fans cheering this. They are assholes. They'd go nuts if they saw the Rodney King tape.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair applies his Straightshot submission hold, while Andrew Karnage continues with the stomps!

(Kilroy Evans and Robert Hunglestien III continue to push Ron Reid around asking where their belts are)