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[Fists of Blood]

Hardkore All Asia Pro presents...
From the Sendai Gymnasium, Sendai,Japan:



"DARK LEGACY"!

Everything changes!!

Main Event Match (Nightmare Match): Hardkore All Asia Pro Heavyweight Championship match! (Standard Match)

Devastation -VS- Champion: Dragon Belt

Upper management has decided…and to end 2009…the All Asia Pro Heavyweight Championship will be defended in a match known to shave years off of careers…the infamous Nightmare Match…and enclosed steel cage with every manner of weapon hanging from all four walls of the cage from steel chairs (some barb-wire versions) to barb-wire bats, thumbtacks, glass panes, staple guns, glass bulbs, a table or two, and charged explosive detonators.

To win you most complete all four dirty deeds:

Draw first blood…submit your opponent…get a three count…knock you’re opponent out for the ten count…the first man to complete all four deeds before the other walks out the All Asia Pro Heavyweight Champion


All Asia Pro Joshi Championship match! (Extreme Match)

Shiori Shinzaki VS- ???


With Dyson vacating the Joshi Championship in Anarchist fashion, Ken Shiro has decided that a new Joshi champion WILL be crowned at the end of the night. It will be a fully rested Shiori Shinzaki against whoever walks out of the #1 contendership match between Dragonatrix and Princess Kuna…and they will be going to the Extreme for the belt .


Hardkore World Women’s Tag Team Championship match! (Tag Team Table Match)

Emachi Lewis & Misery Demise -VS- Champions: Vicious Circle – Kaycee Tanner and Suzie Machina

A match approved by the head of Hardkore World Jonnie Valentine for the first time ever the World Women’s Tag Champions will be coming to the land of the Rising Sun to defend their championships against former mentor and student Emachi Lewis and Misery Demise. Will teacher and student forget their differences to work as a team to bring the belts back to All Asia Pro, or will the World Women’s Tag Champions successfully walk into 2010 with their belts still intact? If there wasn't enough wood in this match...the ladies have to drive each other through some wood in order to win.


Hardkore All Asia Pro Intercontinental Championship match! (TLC Match)

Manwel -VS- Champion: Eryk van der Merwe

In the most controversial match so far in All Asia Pro the South African Suplex Machine accomplished his goal by any means necessary to become the new IC Champion of All Asia Pro. Now he must defend his newly won championship against the man whose name is sinuous with Honor in a Tables, Ladders, and Chair match…oh…my.


(Heavyweight #1 Contendership title match) (Standard Match):

Twyzted vs. Triple X

Triple X as been trying to acquire a win in All Asia Pro since his debut….

Twyzted would like nothing more than to be Heavyweight Champion once again…

Ken Shiro throws them into a ring with a #1 Contendership Heavyweight title shot on the line to answer the question…who wants it more.


(Debut Intercontinental #1 Contendership Match) (Standard Match):

Kevin Kaos vs. Fury Jackson

Kevin Khaos from the WAW will make his debut against mixed martial artist Fury Jackson who is also debuting for the first time in All Asia Pro...and just to see who is more hungrier these two are to make a name for themselves a #1 Contendership for the IC belt will also be on table as well.


(All Asia Pro Joshi Championship #1 Contendership Match) (Standard Match):

Princess Kuna vs. Dragonatrix

After a heart wrenching defeat at Green Destiny at the hands of Madison Dyson the new Joshi Champion Dragonatrix has a chance to rise back to the top for a title shot if she can get pass the walking female wrecking machine known as Princess Kuna also hungry to get her first title shot in. But whoever wins will need to rest up, because at the second to last match of the night they will be stepping into the ring with Shiori Shinzaki in order to crown a new Joshi Champion.


PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOW: This is the ONLY show of the year where EVERYONE MUST submit a strat for their match (see OFFICIAL SIGN UP SHEET for what a strat is). If you do not submit a strat by the time of your match you will LOSE that match you are in. For the Heavyweight match opponents must submit FOUR strats…one for each dirty deed which means…

1 – First blood strat

1 – Submission strat

1 – Pin Fall strat

1 – Ten-Count strat

Good luck to all

CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE*

*Depending on how many more signees come on board.

[Devastation]

[We see Devastation sitting backstage at Hardkore World's Irish Rage event. The crowd can be heard roaring as they watch some of the world's finest compete in th ring. Big d has a focused look on his face as he looks up to the camera.]

Devastation - So here in Belfast, I get word that Ken Shrio has decided to make the main event at All Asia Pro's final show the sickest damn thing ever seen in a wrestling ring. And considering the mind that spawned the idea of the Nightmare Match is considered the Sickest S.O.B in the Business, a man I've partnered with and fought against on many occasions. I have a very good idea what to expect.


And not only am I going to loose years of my career to attain the All Asia Pro Heavyweight title, I'm going up against a man that has two victories over me so far. Ad for months now, that name has been running through my head. Dragon...Belt...

[Big D runs a hand through his hair, an aggravated look coming across his features.]

See Dragon Belt, the first time was just chance. Thrown into a three way dance by management to give the people a thrill. And we gave them one. The second time, it was one on one. It was about pride. it was about respect. it was about this.

[Devastation pounds himself on the chest.]

Heart. Who had the desire to go that extra step to attain glory. Who was hungrier. And again, I found myself on the loosing end of the match up. And I hear the whispers from the rest of the boys. Dragon Belt has D's number. D can't beat him. Well this time it is a very, very different story.

I'ts not about respect, it's not about pride. It's about that title belt around your waist Dragon. It's about fulfilling a dream. It's about me finally taking what is rightfully mine! And I wan you to watch Irish Rage very carefully, I want you to tune into EEW Warpath every week, I ant you to take a look back at Green Destiny. I want you sit down and talk to Triple X and ask him how it felt when I destroyed him! when I dumped him on his head, when I tossed him out of the ring onto his neck like a damn lawn dart! Ask him how his hospital visit was!

[Big D smirks.]

And then take everything he tells you, and everything you see, and add into the fact that barbed wire, metal chairs, glass, wood, and damn explosives are thrown into the mix. Look at what I did to a man just for the CHANCE to fight for the Heavyweight title. And ask yourself if you're really ready to go one more time. Because this time, there isn't going be a handshake, there isn't going to be any respect. There is only going to be the longest night of your life. There is only going to be your wife and son, weeping over the battered and bloody carcass I leave behind that was once you.

[Devastation stares into the camera, his face expressionless, his eyes locked in a cold determined fury.]

There is only going to be me standing over your broken twisted body, holding MY heavyweight title high for all to see. And the Age of Devastation will begin in All Asia Pro. Dark Legacy, will begin my Legacy.

[Scene fades to black]

[The Shootfighter]

(Dragon Belt is finished his workout and has left the ring.)

Dragon Belt: "You know Devastation. I remember a story that kind of reminds me of what you said. It was when I was training in the ACE International School of Wrestling. Yes nobody took me seriously and yes I heard the rumors that I wasn't that good. Yet I persevered and I think back at those who said that and wonder where they are now."

(He looks at the camera.)

Dragon Belt: "I do know the person who was spreading those rumors. I dealt with him personally for not just screwing me out of an ACE America contract after I graduated. I ended his career for doing it. Actually my wife coordinated the plan and I just executed it. Anyway, the moral of the story is Devastation is that
you shouldn't believe the rumors or stories or even the whispers that make you
doubt your abilities or make you upset. We both know you are good. We both know that you are one of the best wrestlers in Hardkore All Asia Pro as well as all of Hardkore World. You wouldn't be here if you weren't."

(Dragon Belt sighs thoughtfully.)

Dragon Belt: "Yes Dark Legacy in a Nightmare Match. I shall be going through painful workouts to get used to this match. I shall put everything physically and mentally on the line here in this one match as you shall be doing too. Of course you're probably used to this kind of match putting me into a bit of a disavantage.
Still like all wrestlers I shall adapt to everything that's thrown at me because the Hardkore All Asia Pro title is on the line. I shall defend it with my life if I have too.
Sounds unusual from me. Then again I never backed out from a challenge. I shall never do that. My teachers would never forgive me."

(Dragon Belt hears his cellphone ring and shakes his head a bit upset that he was interrupted in his promo.)

Dragon Belt: "Hello.....Shootfighter. How did you do at Iriah Rage at Belfast.
Okay I won't ask that again.....You're coming to visit. You don't have to, since I'm training for a match.....Oh that's why? You're coming with a surprise visitor. Is her name.....Okay! Okay! I won't mention her. I'll see you when you arrive."

(He turns off his cellphone.)

Dragon Belt: "I wonder why he's coming here for."

(He shrugs his shoulders.)

Dragon Belt: "Oh well I should have just put the message recorder on so I could not be interrupted. Okay maybe this one was worth it."

(He sighs again.)

Dragon Belt: "Now where was I. Yes I did turn in to what the Nightmare Match was and yes I saw your match that made you the top contender for my title.
I never dicount you or anyone else. Any other opponent would but never me.
You see Devastation I take all my opponents seriously. I always train hard and I train like everyone of my matches are my last ones. This could probably be a career ender if I'm totally not prepared which I have no intention of being underprepared. It's going to be bloody and it's going to be a war. Believe me Devastation I do plan on showing I'm a true fighting champion in any match that
is stipulated by management."

(Dragon Belt sits down.)

Dragon Belt: "Believe me Devastation. I shall be quite prepared and I shall be quite ready. Blood shall flow and pain shall be evident at Dark Legacy. One of
us shall be the champion after all the carnage is sifted through and one shall have his hand raised in victory."

(He starts watching match tapes as the scene slowly fades to black.)

[Triple X]

[Triple X is seen in a gym, throwing punches at a punching bag.]

Triple X - I lost to Van Der Merwe. I lost to Devastation. I make no excuse for my losses. However, Twyzted. I will say this. I Fear No Man. And this time around, I will not lose.

[Triple X spins and strikes the punching bag with a backfist.]

Triple X - So, bring all your so-called dark powers. Because I guarantee you, Twyzted, when all is said and done, I will be number one contender at ANY cost.

[Triple X resumes his workout.]

[The Shootfighter]

(It's two days later and Dragon Belt is finished stretching as he prepares for his match with Devastation. He sees The Shootfighter and Angela coming and springs up and bows in respect.)

Dragon Belt: "I've been expecting you teacher."

The Shootfighter: "I know the plane was slow taking off."

Dragon Belt: "So why is....."

(He motions towards Angela.)

The Shootfighter: "Angela's just here for a vacation."

Dragon Belt: "Right....."

(He sees Shootfighter getting angry and clears his throat embarrassed.)

Dragon Belt: "So you saw my match."

The Shootfighter: "You did good. That was one tough battle you had and you earned your title belt."

Dragon Belt: "Yes and I have an even more bloody battle ahead with Devastation."

The Shootfighter: "I heard in a Nightmare Match against Devastation. Don't worry I brought a few things to help you prepare."

(Dragon Belt looks suspicious.)

Dragon Belt: "What exactly do you mean by a few things....."

(He hears a familiar voice and a big hand claps his shoulder and shakes him
and looks up to see Dragon Tzu.)

Dragon Belt: "My other teacher."

(He turns to face him and bows in respect.)

Dragon Tzu: "The Shootfighter told me about what your accomplishment and he
mentioned this Nightmare Match. So we just thought we would take some time off and help you prepare the old school way."

Dragon Belt: "Like how is that going to help."

(The Shootfighter holds up a tape.)

The Shoofighter: "This Dragon Belt is the match with Dragon Warrior vs. Thunder Kid. You remember that match don't you."

Dragon Belt: "You did mention that in a very upset manner."

The Shootfighter: "Because I didn't get a chance to beat Thunder Kid up myself.
That's not the point this tape contains the ultimate match that rivals this one."

Dragon Belt: "Which is."

(He dreads even asking and Dragon Tzu smiles and chuckles.)

Dragon Tzu: "The Ultimate Death Match. Yes Dragon Belt it's the Half Hell in a Cell/Half Cage, Fire, Electrical and Wire Pins Count Anywhere in an Empty Arena
Match. Guess who's going to be your special training partner."

Dragon Belt: "He has Dragon in his name."

Dragon Tzu: "That's right it's me. Believe me I'm going to make sure you get put through your paces."

Dragon Belt: "Now I know it's stupid to ask, but are you doing this to help me or torture me for taking your ACE America Title before the second ACE revival folded."

Dragon Tzu: "You can say that."

Dragon Belt: "Okay but don't forget this match has weapons on the cage walls and explosives."

The Shootfighter: "The more pain the better. First let us show you what this match is about and we'll compare it with this Nightmare Match. There may not be much time so we'll show you this and we'll see what your opponent's abilities are."

Dragon Belt: "Believe me Devastation lives up to his name. do respect him as an opponent."

Dragon Tzu: "So what created this feud between you."

Dragon Belt: "To simplify it me, Triple X and Devastation were in a three way and
I won. Anyway, both wanted another shot at me so I thought it over and I accepted Devastation's challenge for a rematch."

Dragon Tzu: "Good. The real test of ones abilities is against real tough opponents
that are of good quality. Looks like we taught you well."

The Shootfighter: "I'm glad two of our students learned their lessons well."

Angela: "I'm going to see the sights. I'll meet you back at the hotel and if you do need some help let me know and I'll contribute what I can."

(Angela leaves.)

Dragon Tzu: "Is she your....."

(He clears his throat and motions towards her. The Shootfighter gies him a glare and snarls at him.)

Dragon Tzu: "Hey don't get so sensitive I was just asking. Anyway, let's begin my watching The Ultimate Death match and show you what you're in for."

(They leave and the scene slowly fades to black.)

[Twyzted]

[Twyzted is seen walking his rooftop.]

Twyzted - Triple X, they said you were a man a few words. I never realized you were a man of pointless words. Triple X, every wrestler in the world fears no man. If any of them did, they would be unworthy of being wrestlers.

[Twyzted hops down from the ledge.]

Twyzted - Triple X, you haven't been able to win here in Hardkore All Asia Pro. That should be the hint that you do not belong in Japan. If i were you, I would stay in the states.

[Twyzted walks across the rooftop.]

Twyzted - At Dark Legacy, I will take you on and then take you out. My road back to the Heavyweight title starts here. There is nothing I won't do to be champion again. Triple X, you are in my way and come Dark Legacy, I will reduce you to broken bleeding mass of person at my feet. Mark My Words, Triple X.

[Twyzted walks through the rooftop door as the camera fades out.]

[The Shootfighter]

(Dragonatrix is home resting watching wrestling matches and studying Princess Kuna for their top contender's match.)

Dragonatrix: "Okay Princess Kuna I get the idea. You won't promo until I start off the promos. Okay you win. Here goes. Yes I know I lost my title blah.....blah....
blah....and yes you wanted a rematch for the title.....blah....blah....blah. So I guess the next best thing for both of us is that we battle for the top contender spot."

(She freezes the screen and looks into the camera.)

Dragonatrix: "I know you're a tough woman Princess Kuna and one day you'll get a title shot. Too bad you won't be getting one at Dark Legacy. Believe me Princess Kuna I'm quite hungry for that title shot. More hungrier than you. I want the winner real badly and I want redemption real badly. I'm going to go all out and I'm going to do it no matter if it's you or whoever it is that's in my way."

(She glares into the camera.)

Dragonatrix: "You see it's not bad enough that Susan Sabin in ACE is breathing down my butt for attacking her even if she claimed to have looked up to me.
It's not bad enough my ACE World Tag Titles are around Sabin's waiste. That I can take. I'll let her have her fun with them and I'll retake them and my ACE World and ACE USA Division Title back."

(She leans forward continuing to glare into the camera.)

Dragonatrix: "However, don't think I'm not focused on the prize. I am Princess Kuna. I'm very much focused on regaining my Hardkore All Asia Pro Joshi Title.
I could care less who holds the title, since I will wrestle either one of them and
I will win it back. First we have to battle real hard in the ring and I intend to do just that and that's battle hard in the ring. I don't care what I have to do beat you
in the ring. I could care less if I have to break you in half using a table. I don't care if I have to brain you with a chair or barbed wire baseball bat. It doesn't matter to me Princess Kuna. I'm going to be relentless and I'm coming back and I'm coming back hard. So I hope you're ready Princess Kuna. You know what they say 'Be afraid Princess Kuna. Be very afraid!' Because I could care less if you're the toughest you know what. I'm going to show you what I'm really made of."

(She continues to watch matches as the scene slowly fades to black.)

[Tum Tum]

Princess Kuna in her night dress got a message watch canal 11,so she put the house tv on canal 11.
And sees Dragonatrix shiss like a king cobra her message to the camera.

Kuna: Sunshine I had time enough to tell my thoughts but had a backstage problem with Ken Shiro.
No he keep his hands to himself else he has a major problem with ten broken fingers.
Sweetie you are been around awhile just like me so don,t fool yourself!
You wanna take everbody serieus just like me so sunshine.

Kuna livingroom go open and Sgt Perry in his pyjama very open step in the room.

Perry: Kuna is time for your massage who want you the rough Japanese guy or the little American girl with the big smile?

Kuna: Perry close your pyjama it ain,t here a Chippendale show Dragonatrix would get a wet pussy from you!
Send the American girl that guy broke nearly some ribs last time.
Dragonatrix goodbye see you in the ring.
Shiro said not a word about my training so possible gonna lose to you?

Fade away.

[Amor]

[It’s been about two years since we were first introduced to Suzie Machina and one of her standard promo sets – the cluttered, surely too small for a star wrestler, probably smelling of puke and piss, apartment in Vancouver. In those two years, it doesn’t look as though it’s been cleaned once. Suzie sits on the floor drinking an anonymous brown liquid, looking out of her mind on... something. Probably a lot of things, actually.]

SM (singing, badly): Oh noooobody knows the troubles I’ve seen...

[She seems to notice the camera and starts crawling towards it, like a sorority slut to an open fly.]

SM: Oh hey there little buddy. Want to hear why life sucks? Because Madison Dyson... who I teamed with who I stuck up for... left us for a middle-aged anarchist and his rapist friend. Now she’s jostling with Thalia and Erato for a lick of the great X’s cock. Whooo, we sure showed ‘em what being a strong woman is all about! And the worst part is, I can’t even beat the crap out of her because she’s preggo. Well, I’ve done some pretty bad things before, so I guess I could. Eh.

So now Madison’s out, Mercy hasn’t talked to me since she got shaved, and I never know which Kaycee Tanner I’m talking to anymore. That just leaves little ol’ me. Alone. They say you don’t have a problem until you start doing it alone. Well, I guess I’ve got plenty of problems. Ninety-nine problems...

[Suddenly, jubilantly, Suzie grabs her half of the Women’s Tag Title and thrusts it into the camera.]

SM: But bitches ain’t one! Did you see how we kicked those RollerWhores’ asses? Yeah, that’s the same thing that we’re gonna do to you, Japanese people... hold on.

[Suzie lurches forward and ralphs all over the camera. A bad cut later, the camera has been cleaned off and we see Machina in the same spot, holding her nose.]

SM: Sorry about that. Just a little tipsy, you know. It’s funny... a friend of mine, Jean. She went back to school recently. She said it was time to get straight, grow up, get a real job. So I called her a sell-out and I have a funny feeling we won’t talk again, at least not until I need her to post bail or defend me in court. There are less and less people showing up at our parties. Everyone is just moving on. Growing up to be lawyers, doctors... mothers. Failures. I just don’t want to go. We can’t be young forever, but can’t we be irresponsible forever?

But I’m embarrassing myself. Oh, the match! That’s right, I have a match in Japan.

[She grabs the program for what is, one assumes, the next All-Asia Pro show, squinting and trying to read that.]

SM: Let’s see... for the belts, tag team tables match... against E-Macho Louis and Miss Eerie DeMies, whoever they are. “If there wasn’t enough wood in this match...” Oh ha ha, very funny Ken. I’m sure that appeals to the frat boys in the audience... wait, do they even have frat boys in Japan? Other than Jagi, of course.

So here’s the deal ladies... you’re too boring and inconsequential for me to get that angry at. That makes you lucky. Just show up, put up a futile fight against me and Mercy, or me and Kaycee, or me by myself if I have to. Then get driven through a table, collect your paycheque, and go home. If you don’t get smart you’ll only lose a few years of your career tonight.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go do something illegal.

[Suzie turns off the camera, making the video abruptly cut to black.]

[Fists of Blood]

Card has just changed for the Women's World Tag title match...Kaycee Tanner will be taking Mercy's place as defender of the titles alongside Suzie Machina...good luck to all women in this match...

[~Hardkore Jonnie Valentine~]

HARDKORE HELLOWEEN 2009

Since 1995, once a year, wrestlers come from around the globe to fight in four barbed wire battle royals. The winners of those four battle royals fight that same night in a tag team barbed wire brawl known as The Road to Helloween. The winning team fights one another for $1 million dollars, The 2009 Hardkore Helloween Cup, and a shot at the Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion.

People from Hardkore All-Asia Pro are invited to join for a shot at immortality and a chance at the top gold in Hardkore World.

There is also a Queen of Helloween barbed wire battle royal for a shot at the Hardkore Women's Championship.

Please PM me if you'd like to be a part of either of these.

[Triple X]

[Emachi Lewis and Misery Demise are seen in a dojo. They are sparring.]

Emachi Lewis - Quicker on the snap, Miz.

Misery Demise - Yes ma'am.

[The sparring continues. Finally, Misery throws a punch and Emachi blocks it and sweeps Misery to the mat.]

Emachi Lewis - You're getting better, but your focus is waning.

Misery Demise - Sorry, ma'am.

Emachi Lewis - Nothing to be sorry about.

[Emachi helps Misery to her feet.]

Emachi Lewis - I'll cut the promo. Go on and give me 75 knuckle push-ups.

Misery Demise - Yes, ma'am.

[Misery Demise walks off as Emachi Lewis turns to the camera.]

Emachi Lewis - Suzie Machina. Frankly, I've never heard of you. But, judging from your caliber of promos, you're about the same as most of the other run-of-the-mill wrestlers I've come across. Let's see, you're in a decrepit apartment, stone drunk because you want the crowd to see that you're a rebel. You do things your own way and you like to break the rules. You seem so smug in your drunken stupor that you're going to win, obviously stating that you're confident as most arrogant heels are.

[Emachi Lewis claps for a moment.]

Emachi Lewis - Congratulations. You fit the badass heel formula to the letter. But Suzie, none of that matters. I could care less if you like to wallow in your filth and "do something illegal." In our table match, all that matters is how much you can withstand. You see, I've been trained by some very hardcore legends in both wrestling and MMA. I've passed this knowledge on to my student, Misery.

[Emachi cracks her neck.]

Emachi Lewis - At Dark Legacy, we see who the better femme fatales are. Bring your A game, Suzie.

[Tum Tum]

We see Princess Kuna with Belle May and SGT Perry all three in streetclothes in a room.

Kuna: I know win or lose I maybe go to that Helloween tournament yes I called Jonnie no answer so far.
But at this moment got another problem but your visems are nearly ending(talk to Belle May&sgt Perry).
I got a offer one of you two can stay and the other get first class ticket to the States.

Belle May: But would you go to that Helloween event one of us would go with you so what,s the problem?
That person would stay then in the States instead off traveling back with you.

Sgt Perry take a sip of water listeing to the big ladies.

Sgt Perry: Maybe Kuna ment that you(point to Belle May) or I travel with Kuna but after Helloween leave for the PWO?
Veronica the manager of Sexy,n Sweet can,t give them what they need!
She is searching for the dad of her son Pietro and need time of so PWO ask our manager if had replacement?
They told PWO four names and you and I were two of them believe they need no third good-looking guy?
So could be Sexy Monica or Hawaiian Girl or you Belle May to lead Sexy,n Sweet to victory?

Princess Kuna has grab a phone to call Hardcore Jonnie Valentine.
But the voice told her that wasn,t in his office but would call her back.

Our trio talk more let us leave! Fade away

[Devastation]

[ A promotional picture of Dragon Belt is seen taped to a wall. as we pan out we see it's an old warehouse converted into a training space. A wrestling ring, nautilus and weight lifting equipment, heavy bags ect are seen. in the center of the room is Devastation sitting on a chair, his Hardkore World Six Man Tag team title belt slung over a shoulder. Big D is staring at the floor. ]

Devastation - So once again, I sit here wondering where it all went wrong. Irish Rage 2009, Belfast. The Dark Riders, in an attempt to claim the richest prize in Hardkore World's tag team division fall short. And again I'm denied what I've ben busting my as to achieve. But in an interesting twist of fate, I still walk out of Ireland with gold.

[Holds up the Six Man Title Belt.]

All well and good, but not what I was after, and quite frankly until Hardkore Helloween, when myself, Aaron Rupp, and Ken Shiro defeat the Highlights of Humanity, I haven't earned it.

[Tosses the belt off to the side.]

So whats left on the horizon for me? Dark Legacy. All Asia Pro Heavyweight title. To be contested in a Nightmare match. And right now with the bitter sting of disappointment coursing all through me, Dragon Belt you have the unfortunate luck of being the next man in my target picture.

I've lost to you twice before, there will not be third. So sit there and train up with Shootfighter and Dragon Tzu. Try to get yourself into that place mentally that is going to allow you to try and hold your own in match devised by the sickest bastard I've ever come across in the wrestling business. sit under the learning tree of your teachers once more and try to glean any bit of advice that they think might help you.

[The camera pans out and we see none other than Jason Steiner, innovator of the Nightmare Match, multiple time World and World Tag Team champion standing behind Devastation, his massive arms folded across his chest, and his red metallic Jason X hockey mask pushed up onto his head, glaring at the camera.]

Because it's not going to do you one damn bit of good. not when I have access to the mind that brought this piece of hell on Earth to life. Count your days Dragon Belt. Because at Dark Legacy the Nightmare begins, and I will be Heavyweight champion.

[scene fades]

[Onslaught]

Previosly recorded in Belfast, Ireland.

It's Madison. She's absolutely beaming. Kind of like how pregnant women get, what with that ruddy happy glow that precedes the introduction of new life onto the Earth.

But again, this is Madison. She doesn't do "ruddy happy glows". She does evil. She's beaming because she's about to do evil.

Madison is standing behind a large grill in a concession area. Smoke rises up from the steaming hot apperatus, but we can't see what exactly she's cooking. She's wearing an apron that says "Salute the Chef" with an image of a Nazi brown shirt giving the infamous fascist salute. Standing behind her, corpulent members of Matthew X's Iceberg security are gluttonously downing hot dogs. Tongs in hand, Madison addresses the camera.

Madison: If you're watching this, you will know that the Cleansing has already committed an honest to God terrorist attack on foreign soil. Know now, in this moment, that you will never be as bad-fucking-ass as we are right now. And you slanty-eyed underage school girl lusting shovel fucks better pray to your heathen Taoist God's that we don't do a repeat of ol' Hiroshima and Nagasaki as an encore.

THAT being said...I have an announcement, and it's about the Joshi title. As you may have noticed, I'm just a little bit pregnant. What's more, Ken Shiro has decided to book me in an Extreme Joshi Title Match. This is unacceptable. Ergo, I am officially vacating the Joshi Title.

I really don't know how long you people expected me to wrestle pregnant. But I'm sure all the Shiro's were just salivating over the chance to check off another sick fetish on their list of sexual deviancies. After all, how often is is that you get to masturbate as a woman aborts a still-born fetus in the middle of a wrestling ring?

But no, you filthy, disgusting perverted Shiro's, I will not give you that pleasure. I know you all expect me to be broken up about losing the Joshi title, but the truth is, I'm really not. When I first marched myself into this fed and put my Women's Championship on the line, I bargained for a Joshi title shot as a gag. I mean, I had already won the most prestigious prize in women's wrestling....why the hell would I care about the Joshi Title? It's like eating microwaved chicken McNuggets after tasting a fine filet mignon.

Nah, I couldn't give two shits about Kenny-boy's joke of a woman's championship. Hell, the only reason I wanted a shot at the damn thing was to stick it to Ken in his own fed. And stick it to him I have. Ken...I marched into your company and embarassed your top girls. Plus, I probably also gave Popi Shiro a rage induced mini-stroke. He should start slurring his words and making in his pants any day now.

Madison pauses a moment to pour some cooking oil over her concoction. The flames leap up high for a fraction of a second before lowering once more. Madison wipes her brow with her free forearm.

Madison: In short, it's been fun, but right now I simply have other priorities to attend to. Don't plan on me being in Japan either, Ken. Sorry, you'll have to put yourself over at somebody's elses expense this time. But, because I'm just such a swell gal, I WILL return your Joshi championship to you. I'll even pay the shipping!

Errr...just don't expect it to be in decent condition anymore....

Madison reaches down onto the grill with her tongs, and pulls out the charred ruination of the Joshi Championship.

Madison: But hey, look at the bright side. At least now you can mint a whole new Joshi Title! Here's some concept art I came up with to start you off.

One of the Icebergs presents an image of a busty Japanese girl being violated in every orifice by veiny, purple thrusting tentacles. The whole image is cast is bronze and mounted on a title belt. Madison looks quite proud of her work.

Madison: Oh Ken, I can already hear you fapping! See ya later ya Jap nutsacks!

Madison throws the burnt Joshi championship at the screen and the images cuts to static abruptly before going black.