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YouAllDisgustMe	Posted: Nov 1 2009, 08:10 PM
Hola, amigos Group: Members Posts: 200 Member No.: 347 Joined: 9-March 08	No, this has nothing to do with College Football. I can't be bothered. It's because this...man...who football fans and moral puritans gush over like a fat guy gushes over a 2-for-1 Whopper special...is a proud, unabashed, Jeebus-loving virgin... ...and this is his girlfriend. This goober's gonna get paid 50 million dollars to play Slightly above-average football next year, and yet he's too morally pure to hammer THAT piece. I'll boo him off of every television I see him on from this point forward. Fuck your girlfriend, Godboy. --------------------

Sin City Saint	Posted: Nov 1 2009, 09:09 PM
UNJIQUE Group: Members Posts: 2,070 Member No.: 21 Joined: 9-June 04	I've seen this movie before, turns out Tebow was doin' gangbangers on the downlow. -------------------- Phil Blauer: Now he's Marty's bitch. Which can mean a whole host of things. I hope Marty doesn't trade him to The Untouchables for a carton of Lucky Strikes and some girlie mags. That happened to a friend of mine...that I traded for a carton of Lucky Strikes and some girlie mags. former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Just happy to be of service, sir. Can you ask Raoh to stop raping me though? Phil Blauer: No can do.

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Posted: Nov 3 2009, 09:08 AM

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QUOTE (YouAllDisgustMe @ Nov 1 2009, 09:10 PM)

No, this has nothing to do with College Football. I can't be bothered.

It's because this...man...who football fans and moral puritans gush over like a fat guy gushes over a 2-for-1 Whopper special...is a proud, unabashed, Jeebus-loving virgin...

...and this is his girlfriend.

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This goober's gonna get paid 50 million dollars to play Slightly above-average football next year, and yet he's too morally pure to hammer THAT piece. I'll boo him off of every television I see him on from this point forward. Fuck your girlfriend, Godboy.

Wait...that's...that's his girlfriend?!

AND HE'S NOT FUCKING THAT 24/7?!

Gay...fuckers GOT to be gay!!! I use to be that wait till you're married type of guy (way back) FUCK DAT!! FUCK DAT!! And to keep THAT you GOT to be a pro in bed!! Unless she's there waiting for the future payoff when he turns pro.

Fuck your girl dude...fuck your girl...or send her over to me...or Jonnie...or Lujo...or Karnage...

Get where I'm going with this?

Shit man...dick is getting hard just LOOKING at the pic and knowing it's not getting tapped...

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Devastation	Posted: Nov 3 2009, 09:19 AM
So, a white guy walks into a bar..... Group: Members Posts: 141 Member No.: 553 Joined: 29-January 09	Johnnie, Lujo, and Karnage..before me?? thanks dude, glad to know you got my back...lol...btw I'm still waiting for my whores for my birthday back in june -------------------- Special referee: A bear. [The phone on the conference room table rings. Kilroy puts it on speaker.] Jonnie Valentine: No bears. Kilroy: Damn it, you're on the ball! Moving on! [CLICK]

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Posted: Nov 3 2009, 12:49 PM

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QUOTE (Devastation @ Nov 3 2009, 10:19 AM)

Johnnie, Lujo, and Karnage..before me?? thanks dude, glad to know you got my back...lol...btw I'm still waiting for my whores for my birthday back in june�

Allow me to REPHRASE THAT...me...DEVASTATION

Johnnie, Lujo, and Karnage to get sloppy finals...

As far as an owed whores....here's a mixed variety for you to beat off to...two jews... a redbone...a whitey...and I think the one in the middle is another redbone...can't have too many redbones...

Enjoy with good health bro...

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Onslaught	Posted: Nov 3 2009, 08:57 PM
Come sit on my lap Group: Members Posts: 635 Member No.: 289 Joined: 11-October 07	I better be on that list too, because I totally have a chance of tappin' that IRL~! -------------------- And many more happy holidays to come!

YouAllDisgustMe	Posted: Nov 3 2009, 09:34 PM
Hola, amigos Group: Members Posts: 200 Member No.: 347 Joined: 9-March 08	ummmyeahhh, Finders Keepers mo-fo's. Enjoy my exceptionally-sloppy seconds. --------------------

Antonio Costa	Posted: Nov 4 2009, 12:12 PM
Member Group: Members Posts: 26 Member No.: 627 Joined: 16-October 09	I'd like to applaud you all for veiling your sexual frustration so well. -------------------- Phil Blauer: Now he's Marty's bitch. Which can mean a whole host of things. I hope Marty doesn't trade him to The Untouchables for a carton of Lucky Strikes and some girlie mags. That happened to a friend of mine...that I traded for a carton of Lucky Strikes and some girlie mags. former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Just happy to be of service, sir. Can you ask Raoh to stop raping me though? Phil Blauer: No can do. Hardkore World Record: 1-1 Thanks to Ruppy for the banner

Yuku Shiro	Posted: Nov 4 2009, 12:17 PM
Queen of Queens Group: Members Posts: 330 Member No.: 133 Joined: 25-April 06	Bunch of fucking pigs...the lot of you.... -------------------- Yuku Shiro Wiki Profile

Devastation

Posted: Nov 4 2009, 08:59 PM

So, a white guy walks into a bar.....
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Bunch of fucking pigs...the lot of you.... dry.gif

And you love all of us!!!

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Special referee: A bear.

[The phone on the conference room table rings. Kilroy puts it on speaker.]

Jonnie Valentine: No bears.

Kilroy: Damn it, you're on the ball! Moving on!

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