BB11 Live Feed Recaps

[IceManNYR]

9:28pm HT

Natalie and Kevin leave the HOH.

By the red bedroom, Kevin saying if they were smart they would put Natalie and himself up because he would use the POV on himself if he won and they could put Lydia up.
They get into their beds.
Lydia asks about the room.
Natalie gives a short list of what Jordan got.
Natalie went into the DR told them Michelle's HOH room sucked.
Jordan's room is much better.
Kevin: You can tell Jordan is sweet sweet girl.
Natalie: Yes she is.
Natalie: I just want Michelle, she's my main target. It just switched from Jeff to her.

[klaatu7452]

Kevin and Gnat have gone downstairs to bed and are talking game before retiring. Kevin says the others think if he won POV he would take Lydiot off but Lydia wouldn't do the same for him.

Gnat starts talking about what she said in the DR and gets a warning from TPTB, "Houseguests, you are not allowed to talk about your DR visits."

Kevin is saying how sweet Jordon is and that Jeff won't take her to F2 because she would win.

No sign of Lydiot. Gnat says she just wants Michelle gone. She doesn't think Jordon will make the decision of who goes on the block, she thinks Jeff will decide.

Kevin says that Jeff earned this HOH. Huh?

Now they plot about ways to get the others to turn on each other, it's their only hope of staying in the house. Neither comes up with any actual method to accomplish this though.

This post has been edited by klaatu7452 on Aug 15 2009, 08:41 PM

[klaatu7452]

The only sound in the house right now is Russel showering. Even Jordon is silent.

I wonder where Michelle plans on sleeping tonight and if Jeff and Jordon will be alone in the HOH. So sad when one has to get their thrills vicariously.

Real takes a crap so I post!

[ff174]

10:00PM HT

So, I tune in to find Jordan crying and pouring her heart out to Jeff, about her family. It has to do with her family, and the fact that they are moving and how happy she is to get her own room. She then starts regretting the fact that she ever complained that she had to share a room with her mother, and she is such a sweetheart.

Then, I realize that twats like Lydia and Natalie will probably be cursing about what a fat whore that Jordan is, and it makes me loathe those two even more. Good God they suck. They suck a lot. It's hard to describe how unbelieveably horrid these two hags are. They are in the Bitch Hall of Fame. Lydia has separate entry in a special room of the hall called Clown Whore Bitches Who Prostitute Themselves on Reality TV.

Jeff is also a sweetheart he is reassuring her about how proud he is of her, and I start loating Natalie and Lydia even more, even though I don't see them anywhere.

Jeff leaves to go downstairs, and Michele sits down to talk.

Jordan then insists that Michele put the picture of her husband up in the room. She also tells her to bring all of her stuff upstairs, and Michele starts crying, because she knows what a sweetheart that Jordan really is.

This post has been edited by ff174 on Aug 15 2009, 11:41 PM

[IceManNYR]

9:40pm HT

Michelle and Russell leave the HOH.
Russell goes to take a shower and Michelle goes somewhere else.

Skippy stays with showering Russell on F1 and F2 and HOH on F3 and F4.

Michelle returns to the HOH with a bag of cheddar popcorn.
Jordan invites Jeff and Michelle to sleep in the HOH bed.
Jeff wants to sleep in his own bed.
Jordan: We can all if on the bed.
Michelle: I'll sleep in the middle.
Jeff will come up to use the shower and take naps.

Russell is out of the shower in his sweat pants.
Jeff gets up to go back down.
Jordan asks him to take the food she does not want down stairs.
Jeff says to keep it.
Michelle: There is enough food downstairs.
Jeff goes down.

Jordan tells Michelle to bring one of her photos back up, snacks and hair products. They can share the HOH.

Switch to Jeff and Russell going outside.
They sit and Russell wants to confirm he's in the final four with Jeff, Jordan, and Michelle.

Russell thought Lydia was going to hit Michelle when Jordan won the HOH.
Russell thinks Lydia was boozed up from the comp and Russell grabbed Michelle and moved her out of the way.

Jordan is by herself in the HOH.

[demgirl]

Drama killed the HT board. I have Russel alone on the couches outside and Michele in HoH moving stuff in to save it from the Twisted Sisters. Now Jordan rejoins Michele briefly, before they head back down to get more stuff.

NastyGnat is in the redrum in bed, making nasty faces. Kevin is also in there, putting on socks. No visible signs of PsychoWhoreLydia, who really has earned the wrath I intend to bring down upon her head. On the other hand, I apologize most sincerely to Jordan for the not so nice things I said about her at the beginning of the game.

Jordan and Michele in Splish Splash gathering things up and chatting and laughing.

Kevin complains to NastyGnat that he has a splitting headache. Ah, Skippy gives me a closeup of a lump on the bed in the redrum. I take it that PsychoWhoreLydevil is under those blankets.

Jeff comes into Splish Splash and mocks the two girls gently because they are crying. Not sure why they are crying. Perhaps because they just realized they are the Fab Four awesome alliance?

[klaatu7452]

I get RP playing again and now I have Kitty trying to help me recap. She might prove to be better at it than I am. I wonder if she can type while my butt is sitting on the keyboard?

Russel and Jeff in BY talking about drunk Lydiot earlier today. Russel says he doesn't hate Gnat, Lydiot or Kevin but he has no respect for them. If any of them win he'll be sick to his stomach.

Jeff has nothing to worry about if Russel wins HOH next week. They are both happy for Jordon winning HOH.

Russel saying what a gentleman Jeff was for giving HOH to Jordon. Jeff says he would do it a million times over. I guess we'll have to wait for the broadcast show to find out what they mean.

The boys are doing laundry now, something I should be doing. Michelle and Jordon are giggling in the HOH. Jordon is giving Michelle a drawer in the HOH bathroom.

Kevin in the redrum putting on shoes/jacket. I guess he's going to join the boys outside. He has a headace and asks gnat if she has something(?) he can take.

Still no sign of the Bozo spawn. Maybe Clown College called and revoked her diploma.

Jordon just discovers that she has two HOH keys and gives one to Michelle.

Keven and gnat are stealth whispering in the redrum.

[demgirl]

Real freezed, but audio tells me that Michele is crying b/c she thinks Jordan is so awesome. Aw. Lovefest! Jeff is relieved he left HOH when he did b/c he would be crying otherwise. Jordan carries a big bag up to HOH. Russel comes inside and takes the bag from her and carries it upstairs for her. Aw. My heart is going soft.

Michele also has a bag with some stuff in it. Jeff makes fun of Jordan b/c she wears three shirts but has huge bags of stuff. Russel asks if they are coming outside... they say as soon as they get situated. Jordan somehow ended up with two keys to HOH and gives one to Michele. Awwwwww!

I need some PsychoWhore on the feed before I go all soft and mushy and start crying myself.

Down in the redrum NastyGnat plays with her fingernails. KevinWho comes in and starts discussing ways that they could wheel and deal with Jordan and Jeff to get them to put up Michele and Russel. I'm thinking ... mmm... no. No. Kevin says they should say they can't go up against Russel b/c he will win. He says they have to convince them that they would vote for Michele over Jeff and Jordan in the end, b/c she outsmarted them??? Hm. Scrambling of the Manson girls. Kevin says they have to make their final four deal more attractive than Russel and Michelle's. I guess they just decided to throw Lydevil aside here.

Kevin says the other option is to work on Russel and Michele. NastyGnat is not willing to work with Michele. NastyGnat says that RUssel won't turn on Jeff after what Jeff did for him. She says the only option for them is to work on Jeff and Jordan. These two seem to seriously believe this might work. DId they not see Michele move upstairs with Jordan?

[Nixiechick]

10:05 HT BBAD

Jeff and Russell are in the backyard having a heart to heart. Russell is still insecure in his place with Jeff and Jordan and needs Jeff to assure him he's okay. After finally convincing Russell he's good, they venture to do laundry. That goes about as well as you would expect two guys trying to figure out laundry to go.

Michele and Jordan are putting their stuff in the HOH bathroom, both are teary and snotty. Jordan is going to share her HOH room with Michele.

Can we start campaigning for Jordan to be fan favorite right now? She's the sweetest thing.

Jordan goes back downstairs to get more stuff and Michele is still all teary while she unpacks.

Jordan comes back up, drops off some stuff, and they both venture down to get more.

They have to walk thru the redrum and Natalie glares. Kevin whispers a few things. He says that sometimes he needs someone to bounce ideas off of. It sounds like Lydia is being cut loose and he's going with Natalie. While a wise choice, it's not gonna work.

Jordan and Michele are packing up in the splish splash room. Jeff brings in a handful of Jordan's clothes that were ruined by whatever crap they got dumped on them yesterday in the have/have not comp. He asks Michele if she's crying too, they both are still sniffly. He's going to help Jordan carry her stuff up. He shows Michele his prize from today, it's a card, he won a trip to Hawaii.

I bet he takes Jordan with him. How cute would they be in Hawaii together?

Jeff hauls up a massive suitcase of Jordan's, she follows with a giant bag. Russell ends up taking the bag up, and Michele's got her stuff in a hefty bag. BB must have taken her suitcase away already.

Seriously, can Jordan get any sweeter?

The DR gave her two keys to the HOH room and she just gave the second one to Michele.

Kevin and his new bestie, Natalie, are whispering about who they are going after. Natalie is going after Michele and Kevin would go after Russell. Ahhh.... this is their plan to tell to Jordan to try to keep her to keep them. They will sell out Russell and Michele to Jeff and Jordan to try to save their asses. Yeah, that ought to work.

Except Natalie's gonna need a miracle to not be evicted Thursday.

Natalie is smart enough to know she can't work anything with Russell or Michele.

Kevin seems to really think he stands a chance with this plan, he just worries that it might be too early to show it to Jeff and Jordan.

promos

[demgirl]

Kevin says that he knows one of the Manson Girls is going this week and that can't be stopped. But looking forward a deal with Jeff and Jordan might work. NastyGnat says RUssel's hands are not clean. THis comment goes with something she said before that I couldn't hear. Skippy is also sick of the Manson Girls, so he turned up the sound on Michele and Jordan. He floves them as I do.

NastyGnat says the only reason she's been so very cool about Michele is mumble, mumble, mumble.

Upstairs Jordan tells Michele to treat HOH like it is also her room. Aw.

Dowstairs NastyGnat says that Kevin and her only really have each other. She thinks they should lay low and insinuate that Jeff and RUssel need to take each other out and make a move while they can. Kevin says that this week they are screwed == one of the Manson Girls is going, because Jeff and Jordan know they need the numbers. Next week is the time to try to turn Jeff and Jordan against Michele and Russel.

Kevin says if that doesn't work they have to win every single HOH. Kevin says that they are counting on the Fab4 being emotional but they have been "cold" the whole game and the Manson Girls have been the ones being emotional.

Upstairs Jordan assures Michele that she and Jordan have Michele's back and they all need to back each other up and beat everyone else down. She doesn't want any of the Manson Girls to make it to F2, because they are so rude. She isn't going after Lydevil though, b/c she wants to keep her to piss her off and Lydevil also can't win comps.

[demgirl]

Russel is up in HOH with Michele and Jordan. Russel is explaining his emotions come out as anger. He can't be sad -- he can only show anger. Michele understands -- her husband is like that. Russel says it's just a release of energy -- someone named Courtney understood that aspect of him. The girls go "Aw," and he says to shut up.

Russel reports Lydevil, NastyGnat and KevinWho are all awake and rude and talking. And they're fake and that's just their personalities. Michele says the good thing about the unitard is it will keep Lydevil away from the pool and sunning. Russel was honestly scared for Michele. Michele is just glad the Fab Four have each other. Russel says it's great that they've all become so close so quickly. They're trying to figure out how Lydevil got so drunk so quickly -- apparently she's on pills she isn't supposed to mix with alcohol. Russel was worried Lydevil might hit Michele, that's why he ran over to Michele and grabbed her and stepped in front of her.

Russel thinks the Manson girls should be on Rock of Love not BB. Ha! Rehashing the general insanity of the Manson Girls ( I now include Kevin as a Manson Girl.) Jordan reports Jeff told Lydevil she was in love with Jessie. Lydevil asked if it was that obvious. Jordan reports on the sexcapades of Jessie and Lydevil, according to Lydevil -- white stuff ended up on NastyGnat's sweatshirt as a result of the sexcapades. Russel wants to know if Jordan told NastyGnat that -- Jordan wanted to throw it back in Lydevil's face when she was calling Jordan a whore. Russel asks why she didn't. Jordan didn't want to go down to her level. Jordan reports Lydevil and Jessie had sex in HOH too. Russel says he figured that was the case.

Jordan says she's never told anyone this stuff. Jordan reminisces that NastyGnat would go to bed late and Lydevil would stay awake until she did, so that she could go be a whore in HOH with Jessie. Jordan says Lydevil made her and Jeff "just swear not to say anything." Jordan, in one of her moments of amazing clarity, says, "Why do you think she wants to get to the jury house so fast?" Russel's like, so she can fuck him without cameras?

Russel says he's clueless to this sort of stuff b/c he was just sitting there trying to win competitions. Jordan and Michele lament the lack of brownie mix in HOH. Michele says everyone has been swayed from the point of the game. Jordan says this year is a high school version; no one plays strategically, they play personally. She felt like a dork and loser and they were the popular people. Except ROnnie, who played strategically. Welcome to Season Six redux, Jordan honey.

Russel says he can't stand the idea of any of the three downstairs winning. He would be sad if Kevin won and disgusted if Lydevil or NastyGnat won, though he doesn't hate them, just doesn't respect them.

[IceManNYR]

Since the board is down again I post here,

11:05pm HT

In the HOH with Russell and Michelle,
Jordan telling them that Lydia told her she gave Jessie hand jobs or oral sex.
One was when her and Lydia were on Natalie's bed.
Natalie must have had a shirt on the bed because Sometime after it happened Natalie was asking what was the white stuff on her shirt.
The other time was when Jessie was HOH. She waited till Natalie left the HOH at night and then went up to the HOH.

Switched to the red room.

Natalie: Do you want to stay here?
Lydia: If it means Russell going then yes.

Now that Michell know the Lydia servicing Jessie story all Natalie's plans to start them fighting will not amount to much.

[ff174]

Sigh

The board is down again.

Kevin and Natalie continue their cockamamie scheming. Now, the plan is to have Kevin take the Russell lie to Jeff, because Kevin is pure and just. Natalie and Lydia do not want to get involved, because, well, Jeff knows that they are fucking liars.

Yeah, I can say it's cockamamie, but you know what? The Green Room Lie is still out there, and Jeff can be quite paranoid, so who knows? Jeff is not 100% trusting of Russell, and Kevin has been a stand up guy, so who knows?

Anyway, Lydia comes in and Michele tells her that they all have to commit to the lie, and asks if she is with the plan.

Lydia, dreaming of Pinhead's Pindick in her diseased hand gives a whatev.

You know what? I can't stand Natalie. She is a lying, little douchebag, who annoys me to no end. But she is a gamer.

This post has been edited by ff174 on Aug 15 2009, 10:18 PM

[demgirl]

Jordan explains to Russel that his alliance wanted him out. He says it took forever for him to realize that he was being shut out. It wasn't until Michele came to him. Michele says everyone told her it was really important she not say she was part of the alliance -- they didn't want Michele and Russel comparing notes. But, she says, it's all worked out.

Russel is on the "we have to win HOH" train. Jordan is confident. Russel wants it to be the Fab4 -- he wants more prizes, lots of fun. Russel says Kevin can't complain b/c he won ten thousand dollars. MIchele points out he's the ultimate floater. Everyone has their own strategies, she says.

Russel says nothing he says would matter and they all fucking hate him, if he's in F2. Michele says they probably wouldn't even listen and their questions would be "Screw you, Ronnie hates you." Hee. Michele says they probably won't even cooperate for questions. Jordan says at least Shhhima won't be there to say super nasty things. Russel says Lydevil will be there, however, to explain how it's all his and Michele's fault that Shhhima left.

Michele says she loves that she's being blamed for Shhhima going, but at the same time they say that she was forced by the men, so it's not really her fault is it. Russel goes off on a mini-rant about where this whole men vs. woman thing started.

[demgirl]

DR finally frees Jeff from it's evil clutches and the HOH crew laughs. Russel sticks his head out the door and calls Jeff a "solo schemer". They all laugh and he tells Jeff to come up.

Slight Lydevil bashing. Russel says Michele's husband is lucky to have her. Then he randoms that they need to get to F4 and have a clothes shopping spree. Michele says that production would be happy with them as F4 b/c they do basic things that need to be done without being threatened or bribed.

They realize that Russel hasn't been on slop yet but will be this week. NastyGnat won't -- she has slop pass. They recap the slop competition that involved tasting stuff. Much general camraderie although Russel is getting a little paranoid about F4, as evidenced by his constant saying they need to be F4.

Downstairs in redrum, Lydevil and NastyGnat are scheming, but I hate them and Lydevil is crunching ice, so ... no.