A Hero Epica

[Trevlac]

In the distant, murky past of another world, the young Pokemon Trainer, known as RED, was one of the greatest ever known. He began with only a small Charmander and a dream: To Be the Very Best, like No One Ever Was.

Over time, Red did what he set out to do. He defeated trainers, Gym Leaders, Team Rocket, and GARY MUTHERFUCKIN' OAK time and time again. Finally, he crushed even the Elite Four, and after a final showdown with GARY, was crowned champion.

But that wasn't the end. For one fateful day, Red, the stagnation of his dream finally clear to him, snapped. He traveled to the southern islands, and through a demonic right, invoked the legendary destroyer of worlds, MISSINGNO, and captured it.

He then brought the Dark One to the Indigo Platue, and using his own most powerful Pokemon as Heralds of Destruction, crushed the world's greatest Trainers. His Mew, Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur tore through all their greatest beast, until only GARY stood in his way. But even his old rival couldn't stop him. Missingno was saved to the Pokemon League Champion's Hall of Fame, and the Universe SHATTERED, sending us all spiraling into a bizzare parallel world where the Dark One rules all.

And so it was, that the brave heroes that defeated Missigno. so many times in

battle, went down in history.

Dewgong, Warrior of Ice, was the first to destroy this render of time. It

fought valiantly, but ultimately pointlessly, as Missigno.'s vicious entourage

destroyed it and revived the beast.

Hitmonlee, Bringer of Kicks, fearlessly threw itself at the destroyer, taking

it down once more, only to be silenced by the zealots, once again. Missigno.

was a second time revived.

Gengar, Demon of Night, tricked the angered beast into using its power to

destroy itself. Its attacks were strong and cunning, but pure power overwhelmed

it, and the rest of its team. A third time, Missigno. was revived.

Gyarados, Toothsome Serpent, brought its swift wrath upon Missigno., but the

pattern held strong. Such a powerful warrior, reduced to nothingness by this

demon who ripped holes in spacial matter itself.

It defied physics, logic, and reason. It threatened to erase history itself.

A final warrior stood in its way. Gary Oak, the chosen one. The champion. The

protector of the earth.

He threw everything he had at it, but his team was swiftly wiped out. In a

final attempt, Blastoise, He Who Crusheth, sent forth a mighty blizzard,

destroying Missigno. again.

Blastoise continued to fight valiantly, but the Destroyer's crazed army was

much to strong. Blastoise was shoved harshly into nothingness by a beam from

the heavens.

Red, the Ark of Missigno., continued on to place the beast in the hall of fame.

With no one left to stop him, it was a simple task. Missigno. had been many

times destroyed, but somehow remained on this plane, thriving off our fear..

our hopes, and dreams..

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[Dimon K.]

I FUCKING LOLLED!

[Trevlac]

Damn right you did.

[Le Creuset]

Holy shit, Trev, that was hilarious!