My account and I met a month ago. We hit it off very quickly, and we were soon best of friends. We did everything together: posts, topics, sigs, avatars...Hell, we even moved a topic or two!

Once our relationship went past its first week and a half, we didn't hang out as much. Suddenly, my account was "too busy" for me. I wasn't sure what was going on, so I just assumed it needed some space.

I let it have its space. After all, I had papers due and I needed to get some studying done before my finals. However, my account was always in my mind. I wondered what it was doing.

I still visited my account once a day. Unfortunately, these weren't the happiest of visits. My account was cranky and moody, and it didn't seem to want to be around me anymore. I felt very hurt and was more confused than ever. I continued my visits, despite my account's wishes, because I refused to let our relationship die. It did not appreciate my loyalty. The first sign of hostility was a note I found in my account's note pad.



Needless to say, I wasn't pleased to find that.

I finally respected its wishes and let it be, because I thought that perhaps it would grow to miss me after a while. Instead, it chose to make fun of me.

I found this a few days later.



No, that avatar isn't true. By now, I was growing angry. After all, I don't like rumors being spread about me. I confronted my account and asked it nicely to stop the rumors, and it agreed.

The next day, I found this.



That just plain pissed me off. I thought of striking back, but I changed my mind, as I don't want to reduce myself to its level. Besides, it was finals week, and I had no time to mess around with this childish account.

Last night, after my last exam, I came back to the site, finally ready to give my account a taste of its own medicine. However, I was shocked by what I saw.



My account was smoking a joint. I became extremely worried as questions raced through my mind. How long has this been going on? How did this happen? Was this the cause of its sudden change and our separation?

Most importantly, I ask, what can I do to help my account? That is where you, my fellow Frozen Toasters, come in. How can I save my poor friend? Please...help it, I beg of you. It's only a month old!