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[Jack Sparrow]

Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: mark my words, give it an hour maybe two, keep a weather eye out and there will be white sails on that horizon.
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Jack Sparrow: [Imitating Elizabeth] "It must have been terrible for you, Jack. Must have been terrible." Well, it bloody is now.
[Seeing Norrington's ship off shore]
Jack Sparrow: There'll be no living with her after this.

[James Norrington]

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- Murtogg: What we doing’ ‘ere?
- Mullroy: The pirates come out, unprepared and unawares… We catch ‘em in a crossfire – and send ‘em down to see Old Hob.
- Murtogg: I know why we’re here. I mean, why aren’t we doin’ what – what Mr. Sparrow said? With the cannons an’ all…?
- Norrington: Because it was Mr. Sparrow who said it.
- Murtogg: [Pauses before turning to Mullroy] You don’t think ‘e was tellin’ the truth?

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- Will: Where's Elizabeth?
- Jack: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

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- Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.

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- Barbossa: It’s not possible!
- Jack: Not probable.

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- Gibbs: The kid’s a bit of a stick, isn’t he?
- Jack: You have no idea.

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[Captain Barbossa]

Governor Weatherby Swann (Jonathan Pryce): "I'm told it's the latest fashion in London."
Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley): "Well, women in London must've learnt not to breathe."
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Murtogg (Giles New): "The Black Pearl is a real ship."
Mullroy (Angus Barnett): "No, it's not."
Murtogg: "Yes it is, I've seen it."
Mullroy: "You've seen it?"
Murtogg: "Yes."
Mullroy: "You haven't seen it."
Murtogg: "Yes, I have."
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Murtogg: "What's your name?"
Jack Sparrow: "Smith. Or Smithy, if you like."
Mullroy: "What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?"
Murtogg: "Yeah, and no lies."
Jack Sparrow: "Well, then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out."
Murtogg: "I said no lies."
Mullroy: ""I think he's telling the truth."
Murtogg: "If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us."
Jack: "Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you."
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Norrington (Jack Davenport): "Well, well, Jack Sparrow, isn't it?"
Jack: "Captain Jack Sparrow if you please, sir."
Norrington: "Well, I don't see your ship, Captain."
Jack: "I'm in the market, as it were."
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Norrington: "You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
Jack: "But you have heard of me."
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Jack: "You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."
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Jack: "Who makes all these?"
Will Turner (Orlando Bloom): "I do. And I practice with them three hours a day."
Jack: "You need to find yourself a girl, mate."