SUZETTE, Isaac Michael

ISAAC MICHAEL SUZETTE

So here's another song for the radio
And here's another line from the heart
So don't pretend you hate us as you sing along
Cause we all look the same in the dark

Hey there, glad you could join us. So first thing's first, what do we call you?
"The name is Isaac, and no you're not allowed to call me *cringes* ISSY. [Yes Claire, that means you.] I like the name Isaac, it's not too rugged and it's not too manly. It's sort of ... comic book-ey. No that won't make sense to you. Michael is the middle name and it is plain and dull and there are a million Mike's in the world. Glad I'm not a Michael. My last name is Suzette. I feel like a girl whenever someone calls me by my last name only. I mean REALLY ... I am a guy and someone goes 'SUZETTE! GET OVER HERE!' and it's all I can do to keep from groaning out loud. But hey, beggars can't be choosers and well, I don't actually think I'm either so that phrase should just be shot out the window."

Okay, got it. And how old are you, if you don't mind me asking?
"I AM EIGHTEEN YEARS OF AWESOME! *coughs* I mean, I'm eighteen years old, I was born December sixteenth and I am in fact, a senior at Hallow's Edge academy Currently two of my cousins go there. And I tease them relentlessly because, well, THAT IS WHAT COUSINS DO!"

Mhm and, now don't take this the wrong way, but are you a guy or a girl?
*looks down pants real quick* "Yep, that's what I thought, I'm a boy. I CAN PROVE IT IF YOU LIKE ... I'm not shy! I have a dangly thing between my legs and unless all my health classes have been teaching me wrong, it is called a penis. And I do like to use it. Quite often, actually."

And are you straight, gay or...?
"DON'T LET THE STUDENT POPULATION TELL YOU OTHERWISE! I am, IN FACT, a very, very VERY straight boy. I just have a rather NOTICEABLE bromantic relationship with a certain BEST FUH-REND named FEEEEEEELIX, whom I ABSOLUTELY LOVE a LOT. No, not romantically, just ... a lot. Got a problem with that? Because if so, too bad. I don't care!"

Have we met before? You look so familiar!
"Sorry ladies, I am NOT [though I wish I were] the UBERFANTASMICALLYGORGEOUSDREAMY-EYED [or so I'm told] DRUMMER Harry Mark Christopher Judd of the band McFly. Though I can play the drums. No really, I can. I SWEAR! If you don't believe me, just ask the dog. I frequently make use of his bowl as a temporary snare replacement!"

Excellent. Now, for the benefit of our readers, how would you describe your appearance?
"I'm tall. Yeah, okay I don't generally go around telling people what I look like, so could you pretty please bare with me for a little bit? Um, as I said, I'm sort of tall-ish. I think I stand about 6 foot even. I'm also kind of muscley. It's what happens when you spend time doing things that involve building muscles: like playing sports and practicing the drums and such. *flexes an arm* SEEEEEE? Muscles.

I have dark brown hair. Whoo, boring, I know. Sorry. It's just hair really. It's ranged from really shaggy and blonde-tipped to almost bald once. But now I find that it's done up all perfectly in a sort of short-ish manner of which I couldn't descrive to you if I tried.

Girls tell me I have ... what's the phrase? AH-FUCKING-MAZING blue eyes. But really, eyes are eyes in my opinion. Mine are just blue, and clear, and kind of caribbean ocean-y.

As far as clothes go. I wear whatever the hell I want, though I'm kind of a sucker for plaid shirts and jeans. I don't know why that is, but I love plaid. it's also a fun word to say; say it with me now: 'plaaaaaaaaaaiiiiidddddddd-uh'. Weird, isn't it?"

And if a stranger had to spot you in a crowd what should they look out for?
"Well OBVIOUSLY they should look out for the total hottie sporting a plaid shirt. I also tend to carry a set of drumsticks in my back pocket. They're with me wherever I go. I do like jeans, however I don't always wear those really skinny type like Felix does. I just have issues with things all tight on my calves. It feels funny. Oh! when not wearing plaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiidddd, I guess you could say I've got a nice sense of style. I call it, ISAAC'S WEAR FOR DAILY USE! Basically, I throw on whatever the fuck looks cleanest from my dorm floor. This leaves for a lot of wrinkled shirts and things."

What's the first thing this stranger would notice about you?
"Honestly? Probably that I'm forever beating on something. TAKE YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER RIGHT THIS INSTANT. I meant beating on something with my DRUM STICKS, you pervert. Also, I like to whistle. If you hear random whistling, it's probably me going about my day making sweet but slightly off key music to uplift the spirits of the Academy kids. My god that sounds gay, but I couldn't give a shit. Hmm OH! I also almost always have a pair of aviators somewhere on my person. That's a funny phrase: 'on my person'. *laughs* I love them. They're BIG and the lenses are SHINY! And I can stare at you and pretend I'm interested in what you have to say. Alternately, I can wear them in class and not get caught sleeping when I'm bored out of my god damn mind."

Let's just say this stranger decides to observe you for a bit - any habits or quirks they might notice?
"How many times do I have to state that I always have drumsticks in my hands and am therefore ALWAYS IN MOTION! Okay, not ALWAYS ... I'm nice and still when I'm forcing Felix to cuddle. YES I CUDDLE, GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?! When I don't have my sticks [they're often taken away from me during class] I just use my fingers to pound out rhythms on my desks in class. Oh, did I mention I can be LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS AT TIMES?!".

So this creepy stranger, what would their first impression of your character be?
"That I am the world's biggest, sexiest gay idiot you will ever have the chance to meet. But let me reassure you that I am not gay and not an idiot. Though you can always keep calling me sexy -- nothing wrong with an ego boost! *laughs* Really though, people just think I'm loud and obnoxious, or gay and stupid. Nobody ever really takes the time to look and see that I actually do give a shit about a lot of things and that I'm a good person at heart. I'd kinda like to change that ... I don't judge YOU by how you act, so don't judge me, mkay?"

So, sport, you got any hobbies?
"IN CASE YOU HADN'T ALREADY NOTICED BY THE FIVE HUNDRED MENTIONS ALREADY .... I like to play the drums. I like to be loud, I like to be obnoxious. Those are my three main hobbies. [I don't count Felix as a hobby, though I probably should.] I like to crack jokes, I like to make people laugh and most of all, yes, I will finally list him as a hobby, I like Felix. HE'S JUST SO *wide eyed Finding Nemo look inserted here* PRETTY.

I also play a sport or two or THREE. I like things that come in THU-REEHS. I play basebaaaallll. Hey, I like to hit things, it's a must! I'm in cross country ... Keeps up the stamina so I can run from the laaaydeeez, and I play soccer ... So I can drag in the OTHER laaayydeeez. HURM what else do I do for fuuuuun. I like to be obnoxious. HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED THAT!?".

Interesting! And what about the things you like the most?
"I like FEEEEEEEEEELIX and drumming, and my cousins, and .... and ... and ... Can I name all those things twice? NO!? *scoffs* Fine. HURM. Well, I like girls, and I like to eat, a lot. I eat a lot of food. If I weren't active, I WOULD BE THE PILSBURY DOUGH BOY. And we do not want that, now do we? I also like cars. I don't know why because I don't know a thing about them, but I do, I LUFF them. Yes, I said 'luff'. I LIKE THE WORD. I lIke wuuuuuuuuuuurrrds in general. Actually, I do kinda-sorta like school, too, I guess, sometimes, no, maybe ... yes. I do. I'm sorry. I like it. There is a LOOONG list of things I like, but you said to list EIGHT OF THEM, and I diiiid!"

And there's gotta be things you don't like too, right?
"I don't like being called *cringes* ISSY. I don't like people picking on my FAMILIA. Because THEY ARE MY FAMILIA AND AS SUCH, I LUFF THEM. I don't like Rockstars. NOT THE LEGIT ONES, but the drink. I have SO MUCH ENERGY that well, they actually put me to SLEEP and THAT'S NO FUN! I also don't like when Feeeeeeeeeeeelix is all sadpuppy. Or any of my cousins are saaaaaaaaaad puppies. I hate rainy days. I DETEST the cold. And oh, my GOD, I hate when I bang on something too hard and my stick breaks ... MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER! I don't like seeing frowny people everywhere. FRICKEN SMILE! It's a gooooooooooood day!"

Great! So are you keeping any secrets? Don't worry, I swear I won't tell.
*shifty eyes* Secrets? Secrets? WHAT ARE THESE SECRETS YOU SPEAK OF?! I don't have any se--- yeaaaaaaah I do. This one tiiiime ... at baand caaamp ... No legit. Okay so this one time at band camp we were all playing a game of hide and seek. It was before my freshman year, so I was one of the NEEEEWWWWBIIIEEEZ and they were using hide and seek as this hazing ritual. Weeeeeelllllll I hid up a tree. Yes, UP a tree. But then, a bird came and shit on my head. It was disgusting but that's not the secret part. One of the older band kids decided to climb up behind me and scare the LIVING DAYLIGHTS out of me and not only did I FALL OUT OF THE TREE, but also pissed myself. And to make matters WORSE? I wasn't allowed to go and change my clothes until after the game. I guess that was their way of hazing me ... making me piss myself. Assholes."

My lips are sealed. Now, what would you say is your best quality?
*sits proudly* "I am a genuinely nice and caring person. Even if I'm loud, obnoxious, seemingly gay and too fucking hyper for my own good. I LEGIT CARE, YO. I like seeing people SMILE. It makes me feel GREAT to know that people are happy and smiling and just UBERFANTASMICAL and that I helped to do that.

I'll even be serious for once and say that if you're feeling down, or sad, or you just need a shoulder to cry on, whether I know you or not, I'm there. Seriously. I cannot stand to see people cry and I do my best to keep that from happening. It's no fun when you see people crying, because it hurts inside. Like, you may not know why they're crying or hurt or sad, but you just FEEL for them. So that's why caring is my best quality, because I actually give a shit.".

And your worst? C'mon, no one's perfect, kiddo.
*snorts* "Can't you tell? I AM ONE OBNOXIOUS MO-FO. All day, erryday. I am loud and hyper and I piss people the fuck off. Yeah i said I was caring, but I also don't mind pissing you off for the fun of it. I guess everyone has two sides. Damn. THAT IS NOT A THREE. Well, I guess I can be a jerk sometimes, too, so there is my THU-REE. Why am I a jerk? Because if I see that you're MAKING SOMEONE'S DAY SHITTY, I go OUT OF MY WAY to make yours shitty. Sorry GAIZ, it's how I ROLL."

Now how about the other people in your life, let's talk family.
"I have a mom, and a dad and a brother. He's all SERIOUS BUSINESS though and isn't HALF AS FUN AS MEEEEEE! Mom's name is Clarice Patricia Suzette and she's liiiiiiiiikeee FOUUURTY?She comes from some place out west and she grew up in NEW YAWK! She is a psycho-doctor person. She frequently tries to tell me that I have this THING called AY-DEE-AYCH-DEE and I jsut tell ehr that this is a way of life and to GET OVER IT.

My daaaad is a LAAAAAAAYWER and he makes more money defending rich, fat snobs in Boston than I'll ever see in my entire life. His naaaaaaaaaame is, you guessed it, Michael Peyton Suzette. HAAAAAAAH I laugh at his middle name, it sounds SOOOOOO girly. He's like fourtyyyyy two-ish? OH MY EVER LOVING GOD, I DON'T KNOW!

Then there's Cayden. He's a 4 year old stuck up fricken, two-faced piece of shit whine bag who I'd love to PUNCH THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF. Okay, not really, he's not THAT bad, but the kid touches my drumset again and he'll be DEAD. Oh, and it's a shame that I don't get to RELENTLESSLY TEASE HIM at school next year whenhe gets to be FRESH-UH MEAT-UH."

Any pets?
"I have a tortoise and his name is Roger. He's A BIG FRICKEN TORTOISE. He is something like thirty years old and he's HEAAAAAVY. BUT HE'S SO AWESOME! I use him as a drum sometimes. Some how, I don't think he minds too much.

I also have a DOG. His name is Rufus. Cayden named him. He's a dumb as fuck sheep dog and is super lazy as hell. I mean, a FAT SHEEP DOG doesn't really scream, I'M A DOG, I'M COOL, COME PLAY WITH MEEEE!"

You're doing great, just a few more questions. So where are you from?
"I AM FROM RIGHT HURR IN HALLOWS EDGE. Okay, no I was BORN in NEW YAWK and I moved here when I was liiiike TWO. And Ive lived here almsot all my life except when the OTHER FAMILIA was still living in NEW YAWK and we would visit them .... And yes, Claire would call me *cringes* ISSY.".

I see, cool. So how come you ended up at HEA?
"BECAUSE MY MOMMY WANTED A GOOD EDUMACATION FOR MEEEEE. And because, well, it's right here in Hallows and my mother adamantly refuses to send her kids anywhere that she CANNOT ABSOLUTELY KEEP AN EYEBALL ON AT ALL TIMES."

Almost done. So anything else we should know about you?
"I have lived a boring life. Legit, NO JOKE! I seem all FUNNAY and stuff, but really, being an idiot is just my way to SPRUCE THINGS UP A BIT! My parents met when they were youngin' and they had SEX *fake gasps* and out popped me nine months later -- use condoms kids! I liked to bang on things when I was little so when I was like FOUR they bought me one of those little kiddie drumset and LO AND BEHOLD! I had rhythm, even that young. And now it's kind of STUCK WITH ME for life.

Let's seee when I was almsot five Cayden was born -- fucking little devil child. He was SUUUUUUUUUUUUCH a cryer as a baby that I think that's WHY I stuck with the drums, 'cause like, SOMETHING NEEDED TO DROWN THE KID OUT, OKAY?! And every since those first SUPPOOOOOOOOSEDLY precious first months of his life, he's been annoying the hell out of me ever since with his knowledge of LEGITIMATELY STUPID FACTS.

Okay you already know I went to BAAAAAND CAMP-uh, and I have EEEVVERRRRYYY year since then, despite my little, ahhh MISHAP. OH! I SHOULD MENTION FEEEEEELIX here! Imet him in my freshman year. *makes adorable eyes and claps hands together* he was soooooo precious and I luffed him immediately! *laughs* No, really, we actually hit it off pretty well and we've been terrorizing the Academy ever since. WE LOVE THE LAAAYDEEEZ. Not the gents, though they're pretty chill, too.

Ooooooh I forgot to mention that I'm the one that has corrupted poor, innocent *snorts* Claire into the CRAZY FANTASMIC person she is today. Seeee we spent a LOT of time together as little kids and all the way up until well, we never stopped spending time together. She's my little fluffy ball of adorable, and if that ever gets repeated, I'll hunt you down and bang on your head. See, Claire USED to be normal ... maybe, but she spent too much time around my crazy ass to get a taste of what normal people were like ... I am totally to blame for all of that.

Hmmm I guess I should add in some more actual details about myself, shouldn't I? Well, when I was ten, I tripped over my shoelaces and broke my arm, that was KILLERRRRR. I had to spend six months playing the drums one handed, and MAN THAT IS NOT EASY! Oh, my family also likes to vacation in the WEIRDEST places. Like, last summer, we went to, get this, a forest, on the west coast to go camping. I don't even get it. For all that we're worth though, this half of the Suzette clan is pretty chill. We're a normal family and other than me stranging Cayden on a daily basis, we all love each other. SIMPLE AS PIE!"

Now it's time to find out about the player! What are we to call you?
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS!
And how long have you been on this planet?
23 long and boring years.
So how long have you been trapped in the wonderful world of roleplay?
Going on THREE years now.
Any other creations of yours wandering this site?
Amber, Aspen and Jordan.
And how did you find us?
Gemmmaaaa!
Is this app in response to a Want Ad?
Uhhhh kinda sorta yes. Also, I was too late to make Claire's brother, so Randa said I could make a Suzette cousin and so I'm killing two birds with one stone!
Is there anything else we should know?
Am I allowed to fangirl over my own character? Because, *snort* his face is Harry Judd. JUST LOOK AT THE SEXY FACE HE POSSESSES!
And finally, the phrase that pays!
Mona lisa, you're guaranteed to run this town!

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This post has been edited by Isaac Michael Suzette on Oct 27 2011, 12:57 PM