REED, Christina Mae

CHRISTINA MAE REED

i'm a sinner, i'm a saint, i do not feel ashamed.
i'm your hell, i'm your dream, i am nothing in between
you know you wouldn't want it any other way. so take me as i am

Hey there, glad you could join us. So first thing's first, what do we call you?
You can call me Chrissy. My full name is Christina Mae Reed. I always liked my name just for the sheer joy of being able to use my sharp tongue. Anytime anyone called me by my whole name, I always took it as 'Christina may read.' So, I'd grab a book and either read to myself or read out loud, just to show them how ridiculous they were for giving me Mae as a middle name. Anyway, I usually go by Chrissy. You can call me Chris, Christy, Chrissy, Christina, or whatever floats your little boat. I'm not entirely picky.
Okay, got it. And how old are you, if you don't mind me asking?
Actually, I turned sixteen in August. I got my brother's old hammy down piece of crap car, but that's really not too important. I am, after all, not at all familiar with cars. I don't even know the brand this is! I just know it's some kind of Hyundai. I'm a sophomore in the boarding school. First year here actually.
Mhm and, now don't take this the wrong way, but are you a guy or a girl?
I'm a cross dresser. I'm actually a very manly man, I just like to wear those prosthetics and makeup to look very feminine. You could actually believe I'm a female!
And are you straight, gay or...?
Let's just say that I don't mind kissing girls. It's kind of hot, don't you agree? Don't tell my family that though, I'd be more disowned by my cousins than I all ready am.
Have we met before? You look so familiar!
I apparently look like Kristen Stewart. Ah, I knew you heard of her. She's that Twilight girl you either hate or love. It's a funny coincidence actually.

Excellent. Now, for the benefit of our readers, how would you describe your appearance?
There really isn't much about me that's beyond normal. Well, I guess I have a pointy chin. I look like an upside down cone head, but there's nothing wrong with that, right? They say I have a pretty nice smile, though people can pick out my buck teeth quite easily. When I was little girl, I got called a mess of names, mainly related to beavers. However, it looks like those kids bit off more than they could chew if you know what I mean. I'm probably about five foot three, which is about average for girls right? I'm not incredibly curvaceous on the account that I'm a secret man cross dresser. I'm planning on getting implants in the coming future, you can count on that. I have abnormally large feet, and that is probably the one thing I'm most self-conscious about. Everything else though? Yeah, I'm pretty content with it. I love my hair - er- wig. It's this beautiful brown rats nest with some light brown and blond highlights occasionally. It's about shoulder length and fits my odd shaped head almost perfectly!
And if a stranger had to spot you in a crowd what should they look out for?
Well, I wear designer things. I wear them in a fashionable way, not like some people who mix and match this overgrown tents on their body because it's 'hipster' or 'indie' or whatever the fuck it is. I do have my ears pierced, and I do have a piercing on my left ear up in the cartilage. I've kicked around a nose piercing, but they look too trashy in my opinion. I've been kicking around getting a tattoo on the back of my neck. Either a barcode or chinese text. Don't ask my why for a bar code, probably so I could say something stupid to a guy to try and be funny. Anyway, yes. My style is pretty much anything from top designers and frankly, I think I model them quite well. Don't you think? -poses-
What's the first thing this stranger would notice about you?
The hair on my head is just one big ol' rats nest. It's naturally wavy, I just don't tend to it like other girls do. I wash it, brush it once, blow dry it, and viola! Hair do Chrissy style is complete. I'm generally wearing the latest fashions, courtesy of my mom that is. All those top designers that models fawn over? Yeah, that's my style. Give me the most expensive things to put on my body. Anything less than that, and you will pretty much regret it. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Let's just say this stranger decides to observe you for a bit - any habits or quirks they might notice?
I guess the fact that I run my hands through my hair all the time. That probably why it's a mess most of the time. I squint my eyes a lot too, mainly to try to survey the situation I guess. People always think I'm glaring, but it's really just something I do during conversation.
So this creepy stranger, what would their first impression of your character be?
First impression? Ha, I can leave one heck of a first impression. Let's say I'm pretty good with words. Charming I guess you could call it. Once I got you on my side, I'll use you like the dog you are. -laughs-

So, sport, you got any hobbies?
I like collecting beanie babies. Go ahead, laugh all you want, but I really do like beanie babies. I currently have about ninety something. I don't generally just go and count them all, but they are in this little bin, so if you don't have ideas for a gift, beanie babies are the way to go. As for sports, I love to swim and run. I love water and how it feels against my skin. If I could, I'd turn into a fish, just to be able to live under water. Or maybe a mermaid!
Interesting! And what about the things you like the most?
-Fashion
-Movies
-Horror and gore
-Pestering my brother and cousins
-School dances
-Cheetohs
-Scrambled eggs; they are my weakness
-Manicures and facials; basically spa days.
-Sea otters
-Swimming
-Water
And there's gotta be things you don't like too, right?
-Super hot weather; therefore I hate summer.
-Parties
-Cursing
-Smoking; I absolutely HATE when Sam does this.. it's disgusting.
-Clothing that is worth under $150
-Cheap jewelry
-Cheap things in general
-Video Games
-Musicals
-Country Music; Sam sings this stuff just to piss me off
Great! So are you keeping any secrets? Don't worry, I swear I won't tell.
Ah you're looking for a super, deep dark secret are you? I can throw you the whole, I enjoy kissing girls bit so don't tell my parents but I feel like everyone else at this blasted school is the same way. So I won't, because it really isn't that big of a deal. Secret.. hm... Well, You know some of these really high fashion shoes and clothes and things? Well, not all of them were bought by my parents. Actually, not all of them were actually paid for. You see, I kind of take after my brother because for some reason, I really do love and admire him. I kind of watched him when I was younger and learned the in's and out's of shoplifting. Boy have I gotten good at it, too! You have to be careful with clothes though because they have this ink think for people that do try shoplifting. Lucky enough, I know a guy that can take that off no problem. If that doesn't work, I just come back the next day and make sure it isn't the same girl working and tell them they didn't take off the thing. They always take it off with no question and apologize profusely. I'm sure they get the worked that 'checked me out' a good talkin' to, too. It's fun and gives me a really nice rush. Makes me feel dangerous.
My lips are sealed. Now, what would you say is your best quality?
I would have to say my best quality is my fashion sense. You know? Like, if you need someone to go with you to help pick out a dress for a special occasion or just clothes in general, or even if you're looking for a make over. I'm the girl you want one hundred percent of the time! No questions about it. I'd like to thank my parents for that.
And your worst? C'mon, no one's perfect, kiddo.
So, apparently I'm a liar, borderline pathological. I don't even realize that I'm lying to be completely honest. No you're probably wondering if this entire interview was a lie. I can assure you, some of it probably is. -smirks-

Now how about the other people in your life, let's talk family.
Ah, the lovely family. Well, my parents are Samantha and Maxwell Reed. They are very well off and give me pretty much anything my heart desires. I get all the latest fashion lines and pretty much everything. Sam, my loaf of a brother, likes to call me Chrissy the Prissy because he thinks I'm spoiled. So what? They like me better than him, there is nothing to be jealous about. Of course, that little name has been spreading across the cousins. Ollie is the worst of the bunch. He is such a jerk, so much so I almost cuss just thinking about it! Cerise is pretty cute and Jackson just doesn't seem to care. At least, in person. Now, it wouldn't surprise me if they have these little witch fests about me--yes, I use witch instead of the 'b' word. Who am I to care? They are just jealous that the family loves me the most and gives me the most expensive and nicest things.
Any pets?
I have this beta named Goldilocks. It's really pretty, with really shiny red scales and blue tipped fins. I have to hide it from Sam though, because he's promised that if he ever saw a fish, dead or alive, it was getting flushed down the toilet. He has this weird.. WEIRD thing against fish.
You're doing great, just a few more questions. So where are you from?
New Yawk! That's how they say there, did you know? I miss it there actually... I love big cities. Much more than small little towns. That's how Hallows Edge is compared to the great big joy of a city named New York City.
I see, cool. So how come you ended up at HEA?
Well, my brother came here to the college his freshman year. I was still in junior high. In the middle of my freshman year, they noticed how much better he was doing, no crimes reported and he was doing exceedingly well for his pea of a brain. So my parents decided that after I finished my freshman year, they were gonna send me to Hallows Edge Academy! I feel so weird coming in on sophomore year, but what do you, right? No one knows my ways yet, so maybe I can work some magic!
Almost done. So anything else we should know about you?
There really isn't much more I can add here.. I told you about family, my secret, how I've come to be here. Would you rather I just sum it all up for you? Well, I was born and raised in New York City, and boy do I miss that place.. I am actually kind of upset that my parents made me come to this place. I didn't have to come here you know. I was perfectly happy at home, getting money whenever I asked, and hanging out in one of the biggest cities in America. Then my stupid brother had to go to Ellison and do better than he did here. Now they are so worried that I'll start getting into trouble like he did. Funny thing is, I do get into trouble, I just can sneak my way out of it. The best thing to do if you get caught? Cry like a baby. Just cry, and cry, and cry. Cops take pity on a little girl that's crying. Too bad my brother is too much man. Pretend I didn't say that.

I don't think I ever talked about my social life, actually. I'll fill you in. I'm not a party girl, nor do I ever plan on being one. I'm not interested in being a victim of date rape, nor do I like the taste of alcohol. I'd like to stay pure little Christina the best I can, and staying away from drunken men sounds like the perfect way to do it. I'm not going to snub anyone that does this stuff, because if they do this on a daily basis, they are idiots. There are a lot of things you can do to idiots. -smirks- Anyway, I tend to keep to myself, unless I'm in very populated areas. I've never really dated a boy before, nor have I even kissed one. I'm only sixteen, does it really matter right now? However, people in the school would never know, since I'd gladly tell them I've slept with tons of people. Hallows Edge looks like that kind of school that take pride in how many people you've slept with. Don't worry dear interviewer, I'll make myself fit in with just a flip of a coin. -winks-

Now it's time to find out about the player! What are we to call you?
RANDA
And how long have you been on this planet?
19 years
So how long have you been trapped in the wonderful world of roleplay?
Aboooout 5 or 6 years now?
Any other creations of yours wandering this site?
Derrick, Claire, Finn, Sam, and Jessica
And how did you find us?
I help run this place
Is this app in response to a Want Ad?
I filled my own wanted ad. Is that bad?
Is there anything else we should know?
YOU ALL KNOW ME
And finally, the phrase that pays!
Mona Lisa, You're guaranteed to run this town

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