"So you're probably asking yourself "Who is this clown standing next to Eli?". That my friends, is my buddy, cohort, and/or partner in crime, KINGSTON. Yep, the one and only. Outside of our circle of murderers and thieves he's often called The Emissary. He does all negotiating -if by negotiating you mean instigating fights and general thievery- with our neighbors. Now that's a show to watch.

You can already guess that KINGSTON brings nothing with him but trouble. I mean he is my friend after all, and we have a blast. No one is exempt from KINGSTON's relentless, and often times merciless taunting. He has a way of getting under your skin and staying there -unless he wants something. It's always good times to watch the master at work.

It should really go without saying that KINGSTON is pretty much a badass. All of us Enforcers are. We like to leave people bleeding. KINGSTON is no different. Emissary or not, he's not about to offer anyone clemency. Even the promise of booze won't save you. Sex? Maybe. The jury is still out on that one.

So to put this all in a nutshell, KINGSTON is pretty much awesome. We have great times harassing the shit out of people. You should want to have him around. Pick him up. I can promise you that nothing but madness will follow. And who wouldn't want that?"

"Everyone loves HAWK. And well everyone loves to make fun of HAWK, the short shit that he is. Seriously, I can't count how many times we've set him up as a lawn gnome -yes I'm aware that there are no lawns but roll with me- when he's passed out drunk. Oh, right, I suppose I should mention that the doc makes a damn fine brew. The rest of the word may be scavenging for alcohol to drown in, but here in the Enforcer Territory we have our own little brew master and a good supply of beer.

Why should you love HAWK? You won't find a finer doctor in our neck of the woods. You'll be happy to see The Savior even though you'll wish you didn't need him. Rumors have it that he hadn't completed his residency, but fuck, that kid could stitch me up any day of the week. He must take in all those medical books and journals through osmosis or something. He really only has time when he's asleep or drunk. He sure gets enough practice with the rest of that crap.

Just a small warning though. HAWK is still an Enforcer. He'll take your life if it means he'll be someone's savior. Or well you better fucking hope he kills you. You don't want to end up on the table as one of his test subjects while you're still conscious."

"Who is this? This is COLE. Enforcer. Brother. Damned One. Yea, your average guy. What's with the scowl on his face? Well wouldn't you scowl too if you were the overprotecting, overbearing, oppressive brother and had a bunch of criminal miscreants wanting to fuck your baby sister -possibly knowing that one of them is fucking your baby sister? Yea. I thought so. Maybe that's why COLE (younger) hasn't written a Want Ad, but that's just me speculating. Between you and me, he does have a reason to be as oppressing as he is. He pulled his sister out of a sinking University of California and saved her from that Suicide King guy. You'd think she'd be a bit more understanding and appreciative, y'know? But hey I'm just an observer in all of this. What does a Serpent know?

What else can I say about the guy? Well you really don't want to set him off, he'll only glare for so long before the ticking time bomb goes off and you're bleeding out on the pavement. He isn't called The Maelstrom without good cause. Not that the theory has been tested, but he might be able to best BANKS in a brawl. Oh that would be interesting to see wouldn't it.? BANKS getting his ass handed to him by a guy not quite his size. Priceless. I don't think there is much else I could tell you about the guy, but I'm sure you can find out more about him if you ask around. If you want to see some shit go down, this is the guy you need! Do it. You know you wanna."

"CONNELLY, the poor guy. He's often the victim of KINGSTON and I's harassment. I just can't help it though. I mean he looks like he just stepped out of some lame vampire movie. Makes him an easy target. He may also get accused of being a pedophile, but most people know that it's all just a joke. Yes. Of course they do. I mean he looks like he hasn't had sex in years. Right? Right.

So lets move on and be serious. CONNELLY is fucking badass. Not only can he murder his way out of any situation, but he also joined the Enforcers with a different skill set. He used to be a military man, believe it or not. And if you ever need to blow something -or someone- to pieces he's your guy. I swear he can make explosives out of damn near anything. That mine field out in the Far East? Yea, that's all him. He can also dismantle explosives just as well, but that's not nearly so exciting, even if it has saved a few lives.

Huh, what else can I really say. Well he does at least have some bit of a sense a humor. He puts up with KINGSTON and I... most of the time. Other times he just looks terrified at what we've accused him of. But yea, definitely takes thing more in stride then other people -MATTHEWS... I think he's a quiet person, but that may just be around KINGSTON and/or I. To be sure though, he's a rather confident bastard. He knows he's deadly and that most people don't want to be in throwing distance of him. Had and explosive thrown at you before? Yea, you just pray that it's dead."