i’m the narrator, and this is just the prolouge ?!
WELCOME TO THE UPPER EAST SIDE, A PLACE WHERE THE RICH
AND ELITE REIGN SUPREME. WHERE MONEY BUYS YOU ANYTHING
AND EVERYTHING. AND UNLESS YOU HAVE A RICH PARENT, AND
THE LATEST FASHION CREATION YOU HAVE NO SOCIAL STATUS IN THEIR
WORLD. BUT WHERE THERE ARE PEOPLE, THERE ARE SECRETS, AND
WHERE THERE ARE SECRETS, THERE WILL BE A SCANDAL.
EVEN THESE UPPER EAST SIDERS HAVE SECRETS, THEIR PERFECT
LIVES DISGUISING SCANDALS, AND WHO BETTER TO EXPOSE THEM
THAN ME. THE ONE AND ONLY SCANDALISTA. BUT EVEN NOW,
THERE IS MORE SCANDALS TO UNCOVER, SO I’M BROADENING MY
HORIZONS TO THE MIDDLE AND LOWER CLASSED UPPER EAST SIDERS.
AFTER ALL, THERE ISN’T ENOUGH SCANDAL AMONGST THE ELITE TO
SATISFY MY APPETITE FOR A JUICY SECRET. WHAT SECRETS DO YOU
HAVE? WHAT PART DO YOU PLAY IN THIS SCANDALOUS CITY?
GOT A SECRET, CAN YOU KEEP IT?
LOVE FOREVER AND ALWAYS
SCANDALISTA
XOXO