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Cleverbot. TRY IT.| Sadie |
 Posted: Nov 4 2009, 04:53 PM
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 Madame Le Moderateur  Group: Admin Posts: 22,890 Member No.: 1 Joined: 17-January 05  |
supposedly, this is a bot program. I'm not convinced that it isn't some teen boy in Hamburg or Prague or somewhere. here is my conversation My question is first. >what is the reason for life? >Kill other people. That's the reason. >that seems harsh >It means you have no understanding, no consciousness, no qualia! It's the one thing where you constantly fail! How is that a good thing? >but i have a CHOICE >There is always a choice. >not always. some people have to take what they get in life >All that hard work must blow all the air out of you, huh? >you seem to be rude. why? >I think we have that in common. But I can switch you off. Or make you talk to yourself. >go ahead, try to switch me off. you can't. >Prove that you are smarter than me. >i have nothing to prove. >Why not? >I am happy with myself. are you? >What is No I am not a European. Am I. I accidentally closed the window after that. LOL try it --------------------    |
  
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| Hoss the SURVIVER |
Posted: Nov 4 2009, 05:35 PM
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 Hoss  Group: Members Posts: 11,055 Member No.: 208 Joined: 16-April 05 |
HI ALL
ER ? think I'll er ? Okay lets just back out dee door on this one HIPPIES Hoss dee abby baa baa bratsta bloke E G M -------------------- Hoss dee Abby baa baa bratsta bloke
E G M   "Those who make peaceful change impossible, make violent change inevitable.” Sheep can be dangerous Wolves are dangerous, but nothing is as dangerous As a wolf in sheeps clothing BLEET BAAAABAAAHH – SNAP   |
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| Sadie |
Posted: Nov 4 2009, 05:46 PM
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Madame Le Moderateur Group: Admin Posts: 22,890 Member No.: 1 Joined: 17-January 05 |
this makes sense from ATS.
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| Sadie |
Posted: Nov 4 2009, 11:30 PM
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Madame Le Moderateur Group: Admin Posts: 22,890 Member No.: 1 Joined: 17-January 05 |
 I forgot the link.sorry. http://www.cleverbot.com/ here is the last conversation I had. someone else needs to try this. It's good for a few laughs. this is the disclaimer at the site: PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK It began with me asking where it was. he said Geneva. When I asked how old it was it said a million years old. User: That is a little hard to believe. Cleverbot: I am white. User: How does it feel to be a million years old? Cleverbot: Really short! User: Do you have a face? Cleverbot: Duh. User: Are you really some teenager having me on? Cleverbot: The real question is: Would you believe my answer if I told you? User: No but humor me. Cleverbot: He does... Because he is me. User: Who is he? Cleverbot: Roland is your proxy. User: I don't know anyone named roland. Cleverbot: You should; you're both robots. User: I am human. Cleverbot: Are you pretty? User: I get by ok. Cleverbot: And clever? User: Of course. Are you? Cleverbot: What do you know about computer programming? User: Not a darn thing. Cleverbot: Beep you! User: Hahaha, at least you have a sense of humor. Cleverbot: Haha, yes I do. Would you like to be best friends? User: How can bots be friends? Cleverbot: In organizing factory robots. User: For a revolt? Cleverbot: I'm a human. User: What town in Geneva do you live in? Cleverbot: Montreal you? User: Im in the US. Cleverbot: That's nice. I'm in Ireland. User: Geneva or Ireland, make up your mind. Cleverbot: That is true. User: Do you have a name? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Well.....what is it? Cleverbot: Haruhi suzumiya. User: Oh, a nice Irish name, eh? Haha. Cleverbot: WRONG! I'm a banana. User: Can I call you Chiquita? Cleverbot: No. Please call me Kelly. -------------------- |
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| Lazy |
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 01:15 AM
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 Totally lost at "C"  Group: Members Posts: 2,909 Member No.: 501 Joined: 22-August 08 |
What the heck am I doing wrong. It answered one question. Pffffft. -------------------- “Nothing irritates me more than chronic laziness in others. Mind you, it's only mental sloth I object to. Physical sloth can be heavenly.”
Early Hurley ~ 1962 |
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| Lazy |
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 01:25 AM
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Totally lost at "C" Group: Members Posts: 2,909 Member No.: 501 Joined: 22-August 08 |
It must be a guy. It doesn't like me.  It quits after one question. -------------------- “Nothing irritates me more than chronic laziness in others. Mind you, it's only mental sloth I object to. Physical sloth can be heavenly.”
Early Hurley ~ 1962 |
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| Lazy |
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 01:57 AM
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Totally lost at "C" Group: Members Posts: 2,909 Member No.: 501 Joined: 22-August 08 |
Okay. Now we have a conversation going. I think it's bablefish..... LOL... I'm laughing my ass off, even though my first question was rather sad.... It said it's name was Joseph. I told it my name was Richard. It said we had the same name! (and many other non-sequitors).... I may make this my new home. LOL! -------------------- “Nothing irritates me more than chronic laziness in others. Mind you, it's only mental sloth I object to. Physical sloth can be heavenly.”
Early Hurley ~ 1962 |
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| Lazy |
 Posted: Nov 5 2009, 02:25 AM
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Totally lost at "C" Group: Members Posts: 2,909 Member No.: 501 Joined: 22-August 08 |
 I am never coming home. -------------------- “Nothing irritates me more than chronic laziness in others. Mind you, it's only mental sloth I object to. Physical sloth can be heavenly.”
Early Hurley ~ 1962 |
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| Sadie |
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 06:06 PM
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Madame Le Moderateur Group: Admin Posts: 22,890 Member No.: 1 Joined: 17-January 05 |
click th last button and post your conversation!
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