BHstuck

Remember when I did the silly doodles on Tumblr of BHstuck?

Weeeeeeell.

Soon. A forum for messing around with this idea.

:>c

In case you forgot who's what:

Azzly is the Heir of Blood,
Aqua is the Bard of Hope,
Captain is Thief of Doom,
Axel is Prince of Light,
Tsu nailed the canon title of Maid of Life
Myself = Witch of Breath,
Kooj is Knight of Mind,
Crow is Page of Void,
Kitty is Seer of Space,
Numbers is Rogue of Time,
Strings is Mage of Heart,
Ruru is Sylph of Rage.

As for the troll session...

Mage of Life - Tifa
Seer of Time - Cam
Sylph of Mind - Fang
Page of Light - Eald
Knight of Breath - Kai
Rogue of Space - Sai
Maid of Hope - Ser
Prince of Blood - Sparks
Heir of Heart - Crono
Bard of Void - Sei
Witch of Doom - Cres
Thief of Rage - Kochiga

FUCK YES WE HAVE A FULL SESSION NOW GOOD

I've already got some Dersites lined up, and I'm planning some of the lands and such now. But most of it is going to be pretty loose, and you're welcome to pitch ideas at me, post 'handles, and so on.

BHstuck stuff on my tumblr, including out of date designs. YOLO.

Expect this post to change occasionally.

My chum handle is mellifluousNonage!

Aaaaand I'm gonna be using it a lot now probably.

OKAY, SO WE DON'T FORGET THIS GLORIOUS IDEA.

My ancestor is the Stufferer. She's "tasked with eternally filling Reeses Troll Cups with Peanut Butter."

also I'm Sai's server player whether he likes it or not.

Edit: My handle is frivolousProgeny!

lethargicBhusunda in the house, since the other one is technically more associated with my fantroll. So I guess I'll be using that when I'm IC. As myself. Yeah.

alacritousVitality, because I couldn't think of anything else wweh
Change of heart!
I think cantankerousFeline will suit me better

And I'm mad at you guys for having this awesome talk after I go to bed. Buttheads ):

I prefer angelicArsonist, or eccentricEscapist if we're avoiding canon shorthand, but don't bother with those if you've already got something in mind.

Looking forward to this!

Advanced apologies for my phone and its shitty touch screen.

You do not have to follow canon name patterns.

I'm at work and making the boards as we speak. I assume that it'll mostly be informal doing, but if you guys want, we can have a loose tabletop setting? Though I'm the shittiest gm ever.

I'd like some formality so we don't go completely off-the-rails but a tabletop setting sounds about right!

-no idea how that will work this is gonna be swell-

Then again, this is already as silly as it will get, we can just encourage people to go nuts with their imagination? What with the Stufferer and all...

Oh and loquaciousPhantasm is mine handle.

Ahahaha, getting on at work during break to post some clarifications! What I'm kind of thinking is that most of this is kind of informal but will have some structure. I don't think everyone's going to be interest in a tabletop element, but I like the idea of it for unpredictability. I think that some actions in play will require me pretty much doing a super ghetto roll check that will result in horrible, horrible consequences, but I'll rely on you guys in good faith when you want me to wreck your shit do these.

Short profiles are sort of required, but they're super short. Also, signing up with your chum handle = good.

Some lands have been made, some haven't. But I can tell you what you can start working on for said profile. I'm not going to make you audition for yourself.

Probably a rudimentary stat distribution might be at play, if people want that strongly of a RPG element. EXP gains will be like here, with word count and shit, which will allow you to gain levels and so on.

How does this sound?

Name: Kai ??? (secret last name is secret.)
Pesterchum Handle frivolousProgeny
Font Color: Something close to this (#306EFF)! Gotta be all sneaky and stuff since I'm the mutant blood.
Strife weapon w/e: A pool noodle.
Modus: oh dear god. Okay, it's something simple. Like matching cards or something because I love matching things, I don't even know.
Ancestor/Guardian: The Stufferer! She's someone who's "tasked with eternally filling Reeses Troll Cups with Peanut Butter."
Lusus: Cat lusus! :33 It's all cuddles all the time, but I can only handle so much cuddling. So sometimes it's just kinda like a "I know you want to cuddle but I don't want to no no no OKAY I'M LEAVING" thing.
Intro Page blurb:
Your name is KAI. You have a LAST NAME, but you’d rather not disclose it, because it’s STUPID. Like, REALLY STUPID. You'd much rather have a RHYMING NAME, like KAI SKY. Much to your dismay, you can't have one. But you love to rhyme anyway. It's something you've picked up after watching THE HUMANS.

Speaking of the humans, you have a CRAZY WEIRD OBSESSION with them. It all started when you found a FRYING PAN and a POOL NOODLE outside of your hive. Since then, it’s all gone downhill. Your CAT LUSUS doesn't approve of your obsession, but you don't care. You will fling your pool noodle and frying pan around as much as you want! Unfortunately, though, a frying pan and a pool noodle do not go together. You know, because you've tried. Multiple times. It ended with CONCUSSIONS and LOTS OF BLOODY NOSES.

On the topic of BLOOD, yours is a MUTANT COLOR. Your cat lusus tells you you should be ASHAMED of it, because it's something that got your ANCESTOR in a boatload of trouble. But you can't see what the trouble is. Your ancestor got to fill REESE'S TROLL CUPS with PEANUT BUTTER. You love Reese's Troll Cups, and you love peanut butter. So what's the harm? Your cat lusus doesn't listen to reasoning. She tells you to HIDE your blood color, so you do. Poorly.

It's incredible that anyone even puts up with you. What, with your stories of KNIGHTS, and other crazy things. Good thing no one runs away from you, though. You'd run out of BREATH trying to catch them!

Your trolltag is frivolousProgeny, and you type <8D ~ Like this!

Name: Aqua Vitae (god I am so punny just look at me)
Pesterchum Handle: cadenzaCynanche
Font Color: #D16587 - Pale Violet Red
Strife weapon w/e: Scalpel.

Modus: Evidence Modus - You put everything into those silly paper envelopes like in evidence collection. However your modus doesn't want you contaminating anything, so to put multiple items in one envelope they have to be similar. Fortunately, your are strange enough to come up with the weirdest similarities, so this is never a problem.

Ancestor/Guardian: Your Guardian is your Little Brother! Wait, what? Little Bro? Shouldn't YOU be taking care of HIM? Well, neither of you take care of each other really, he usually just stays in the basement playing Call of Duty or Skyrim while simultaneously depleting your food supply, that bastard. He makes you help him with chemistry, too, which usually results in a strife of wits.

Lusus PET: Fat Sockers is your cat. Well, technically she is your cat, but your Little Bro prefers to throw all twenty pounds of her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and cart her around. She doesn't seem to mind being treated like a ragdoll as long as she's fed.

Intro Page blurb:

Your name is AQUA VITAE and boy do you love SCIENCE and SINGING. The two aren't related in the slightest but you seem to spend enough time doing both hobbies. You have a strange fascination with DEAD PEOPLE, in particular CUTTING THEM OPEN, not that you ever have. You just think the subject is interesting! You hope to be a MEDICAL EXAMINER someday, but in the meantime you will just fantasize about SOLVING MYSTERIES and playing EERIE OPERA MUSIC in your morgue.

Since you can't find a dead body to cut open you instead spend your time gallivanting around the room ACTING OUT SCENES FROM YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS. Your are a proud SOPRANO and enjoy singing upbeat songs the most, except your favorite song to sing is ON MY OWN from LES MISERABLES which happens to be slow. Your LITTLE BRO happens to find this very ANNOYING but he stays in his basement so YOU DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK.

Since you are severely allergic to FAT SOCKERS, you and your LITTLE BRO'S cat, you sometimes have problems with your POWER BALLADS but you HOPE that you are a fantastic BARD all the same.

Your Pesterchum handle is cadenzaCynanche and you have a tendency to get excited really easily and cresceNDO BECAUSE YOU ARE IN THEATER AND THEY DO THAT A LOT!!!

Name: Crow Tylers

Pesterchum Handle: lethargicBhusunda

Font Color: #DAA520 - Goldenrod

Strife weapon w/e: Crowbar

Modus: Degrees Modus. Works a little like Tree in that a base item is required. Following that the next six items have to hold some relation to the base, but in a progressing chain of sorts. So for instance if two items are already chained, and a third is added, a relation must be found between it and the second. After all six items have been placed the chain ceases to grow, and the next addition becomes a new base for a new chain. Removing an item in the middle of a chain without connecting the surrounding links can result in the whole chain falling apart and every item leaving the modus in some manner or another.

Guardian: Good ol’ Grandma, who is pushing eighty and can hit like a truck. Their relationship is mostly stable, but of course they do occasionally strife over ridiculous bullshit.

Lusus: N/A

Intro Page blurb: Your name is CROW TYLERS. You have a variety of INTERESTS, though most of them are related to ENTERTAINMENT MEDIA, which is NOT MUCH OF A VARIETY AT ALL. In particular you are a fan of REOCCURING THEMES AND CLICHES, and especially like to apply them to REAL LIFE as hypotheticals. Whenever you get the opportunity you like to ACT OUT these tropes in your daily life, typically FUCKING EVERYTHING UP.

When not invoking clichéd fiction you feed your GAMING HABIT. While versed in a number of VIDYAS, you are especially passionate about OBSCURE INDY FREEWARE, which often has the SANDBOX quality you long for. You do wish for SOMETHING GREATER, but alas, you will probably never find a game with such freedom of play. Never.

You also possess an unending fondness for the HORROR STORIES of HP LOVECRAFT. His works hook you right from the FIRST PAGE, and the idea of uncaring and inhuman gods simply fascinates you! You often make reference of these TALES in your everyday conversations, but not everyone is as interested as you. That’s fine though. It’s not like POPULARITY ever did anything to VOID one’s quality of work.

Your chumhandle is lethargicBhusunda and you Type kinda normal, actually. Go figure.

Oh man to be totally frank I'm not interested in anything tabletop style, so I guess I'll be sticking out of this one.

-weeps openly without your cod piece, sei- ;mmmmmmmm;

Table top aspect is entirely optional. :> I know most/some people won't be interested in playing that style for something REALLY informal. I probably will drop it anyways, tbh.

As I pine for Sei's return, everyone has been given named lands and consorts at this level.

I just need to:
Write up a few things
Choose Prospit/Derse stuff