Quotes

[Dr. Feelgood]

Post quotes from anything. TV, movies, books, people, whatever.

From Just Shoot Me:

Dennis: "Ya wants it, ya needs it, and ya gots to haves it."
Jack: "All right, I admits it."

"I hate us sometimes." -Dennis

From Family Guy:

"I don't know what to say except 'milk milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made'!" -Peter

"I thought this was called 'Kids Say the Darndest Things', not 'Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up'." -Stewie

From Boy Meets World:

Cory: "You got your milk."
Shawn: "You got your peanut butter."
Cory: "You got your banana."
Shawn: "You got your raw egg."
Cory: "Ew. Why does it have to be raw? Why can't we scramble it and put it in?"
Shawn: "Cor, Stallone drinks raw eggs."
Cory: "Stallone is like, five foot two."
Shawn: "And you're, like, two foot five."
Cory: "Put in the egg!"
Shawn: **cracks it and puts it in**
Cory: "Okay." **puts on the lid** "Just 'cause we're kids with a blender doesn't mean we have to make a mess."
Shawn: "Boy, are you mommy-whipped." **takes off the lid and turns it on**
(The contents of the blender go flying everywhere)
Cory: **turns it off and sees his mom coming to the door holding grocery bags** "Oh no! Shawn, when she comes in, back me up, okay? I wanted to use the lid! I was--LID BOY!"

This post has been edited by Dr. Feelgood on Sep 15 2004, 11:46 PM

[PuNkRoCkPrInCeSs x]

lol

From Anchorman:

"It's so hot...milk was a bad choice!" Ron

Ron: Brick..where did u get that hand grenade?
Brick: I..don't..know...

Fontana: That fight really got out of hand.
Brick: Yeah..i stabbed someone with a trident.
Ron: Brick..i suggest you lay low for a while.. keep your name a secret..

[Dr. Feelgood]

More from Boy Meets World...

"I have you. I have you by your ovaries." -Cory
"I was...APPRENTICE BOY!" -Cory

(Shawn and Angela's dad, who is an ROTC officer or something, are both jogging through, I think, the college...they enter the gym)
Angela's dad (singing): "I don't know, but I've been told..."
Shawn (singing): "I don't know, but I've been told..."
(Angela's dad stops and looks around...Shawn jogs in place)
Angela's dad (stops singing): "Where the hell is everybody?"
Shawn (singing): "Where the hell is everybody?"
Angela's dad: "Stop it...!"
Shawn (singing): "Stop it!"
(Shawn stops jogging)
Angela's dad: "Are you trying to be cute with me?"
Shawn: "Maybe..."

[PuNkRoCkPrInCeSs x]

lol! I think i've seen that episode!

[Dr. Feelgood]

Heh, whenever I post that one someone always says that. =P It's a good one.

This one time Mr. Turner (the best character =P) made the class interview people about love and sex, this spawning from something by Shakespear. =P

(Cory and Topanga are taping)
Topanga: "Now we'll be interviewing people."
(The bell rings, everyone goes to class)
Topanga: "Cory, there's nobody in the hallways..."
Cory: "Why don't we ask you? Topanga, what do you think about sex?"
Topanga: "Well, some people say it's good any time, anywhere..."

(Cory and Topanga are in the editing room)
Cory: "We need to make some cuts. Watch this."
(Cory does a few cuts and this is how it turns out...)
Cory: "Topanga, what do you think about sex?"
Topanga: "It's good any time, anywhere."

Topanga: "I should call my mom..."
(Topanga picks up the phone)
Topanga: "Hi, mom, I'm at Cory's house. I'll be back after dinner. Okay, bye."
(Topanga hangs up)
Cory: "Wow, that was smooth."
(Cory picks up the phone)
Cory: "Now watch the king." **dials a few numbers** "Hi, mom? I'm at Cory's." **slaps forehead**

(Cory is interviewing Mr. Turner)
Cory: "What do you think about love and...you know...?"
Mr. Turner: "Love is the most important thing, and it's the only thing that makes sex worth having."
Cory: "Have you ever fallen in love?"
Mr. Turner: "Not yet."
Cory: "So, did you have...you know...before? 'Cause you said that love is the only thing that makes 'you know' worth having, so the 'you know' must not have been very good..."
(Mr. Turner raises his eyebrows)

That was one of the best episodes...=P

[PuNkRoCkPrInCeSs x]

lol..seen that one too! Hmm..i think i watch too much TV... lol

Eric: Feenay! Feeny Feenay Feenay! Feeeeeeenay! Feeeeeny Feeeeeeny Feeeeenay!

That quote taken from different episodes where Eric always says that...

[Dr. Feelgood]

I don't think you watch too much TV if you've seen that one...because I've seen almost every Boy Meets World episode and I only watch TV for maybe two and a half hours every day (at different times of the day).

(Mr. Turner asks Shawn a question about his class)
Shawn: "Oh, well, math isn't my best subject."
Mr. Turner: "...I'm an English teacher."
Shawn: "So why are you teaching math!"
Mr. Turner: "Are you kidding me?"

Mr. Turner (to Katherine Tompkins): **holds up a paper bag** "You left this at my house yesterday..."
Mrs. Tompkins: "Can't you just keep it at your house?"
Mr. Turner: "No."
Mrs. Tompkins: "What, are you scared of it?"
Mr. Turner: "I'm not scared of it...I'd be scared if I started wearing it..."
(Mr. Feeny comes)
Mr. Feeny: "Taking lunch today?"
Mr. Turner: "Uhh...it's not lunch."
Mr. Feeny: "So what is it?"
(A pause)
Mr. Feeny: "AHHH! A change of subject seems to be needed..."

I probably paraphrased on that one but you still get the point...=P

[PuNkRoCkPrInCeSs x]

heh..i've been watching this show for a real long time..since it came out...blame my 5 years older than me sister...

Cory *to this one girl*: Look, i don't understand WHY you don't like Shawn. He's a real good friend *begins to say that Cory (himself) is a strong and big guy*

Announcement Thing: We have found one mitten. Will someone please claim the mitten.

Cory: Hey! That's mine! Well, gotta go!

Lol..i think that's what is was...

[Dr. Feelgood]

Yeah, when Cory was talking about how he lost a mitten but it was velcroed to the inside of his coat or whatever. =P I just remembered a funny part from the episode that was on last night on Disney...

Mr. Turner (to Katherine Tompkins): "You know I could look into your eyes forever."
Mrs. Tompkins: "So does that mean you want to marry me?"
Mr. Turner: "...You got that from that?"
Mrs. Tompkins: "So what does it mean then?"
Mr. Turner: "...Nice eyes?"
Mrs. Tompkins: "Johnny, we've been seeing each other for four months now and we aren't going anywhere!"
Mr. Turner: "You take a compliment worse than any women I've met!"

And there was one similar to it.

Mrs. Tompkins: "We've been seeing each other for four months, and I was just wondering...where is this going?"
Mr. Turner: "...Cold. I'm cold. I'm not trying to avoid this..."
(There's a knock at the door; Mr. Turner stands up immediately and walks over to it)
Mr. Turner: "...I didn't have this planned."

[Dr. Feelgood]

Aimee (Cory's mom, from upstairs): "Alan, the bathtub is full...the champagne is ready, and..." **starts coming down the stairs in a short red dress**
(Mr. Turner turns away)
Aimee: "...Jonathon's here. ...Uh, Alan, just come upstairs, and, uh, we can finish that conversation we were having." **goes back up the stairs**
(Mr. Turner looks at Alan)
Mr. Turner: "...Sorry..."
Alan: "Me too..."

[PuNkRoCkPrInCeSs x]

*linda and the other girl (forgot her name)..we'll call her... Girl#2) are angry at Shawn and Cory...i won't say why, cause that kinda ruins it*

Shawn: I'll play you thumbwar for Linda!

Cory: You're on! *begins to play thumbwar*

Linda and Girl#2: Hmph! *leaves*

Lol..that one was on today!

[Dr. Feelgood]

Yeah, I remember that one. It's funny. XD Girl #2's name is Stacey.

This is from Just Shoot Me:

Dennis: "I start about an hour before you, and I finish with lightspeed. Then I take pictures of you and post them all over the Internet."
(Girl (I forgot her name) walks away)
(Vicky says something to Dennis or something implying something about them)
Dennis: **starts chasing the girl** "Hey, I was kidding about the picture part!"

Man, that'd be funny if I actually remembered what was said. =P

(Dennis is talking to his dad)
Dennis's dad: "I finally found someone!"
Dennis: "Is it a fellow?"
DD: "No..."
(He walks to his booth and a gothic-looking mannequin is seated in front of a plate)
Dennis: O_o
DD (to the mannequin): "Eat some food now..." **pours some food over the mannequin's mouth and it falls all over it**

And another one...

(Nina had a dream that her dead friend Binnie told her she'd cheat on Simon Leeds)
(Nina sits up)
(Simon wakes up)
Simon: "What is it?"
Nina: "Oh, I just had...a dream...that we were at war with (insert a few countries here)..."
Simon: "Were we still on good terms with (insert a few different countries here)?"
Nina: "Oh, yeah."
Simon: "Then there's nothing to worry about."

Once again I can't really remember what they said but you get the point...

Simon (to Nina): "So you're a grandmother?"
Nina: "Yeah..."
Simon: "Well, that's cool. 'Cause I'm dating a very sexy grandmother...that makes me a very sexy grandfather."
Nina: O_O "So should I put on my apron then?"
Simon: "Pappy would like that..."

That show is so weird...but cool...=P

[PuNkRoCkPrInCeSs x]

Lol..I LOVE THAT SHOW! I used to watch it all the time with my sister...but it got moved to 12:00 AM on weeknights..and i'm forced to go to bed before that..so yeah.

[Dr. Feelgood]

Yeah, same here...too bad that happened...here are some BMW quotes from last night. It's about when Shawn gets a pig.

(Mr. Turner is sleeping on the couch)
(Little Cory (the pig) jumps on him and starts licking his face)
Mr. Turner (in his sleep): "Katherine, you're a wild one..." **wakes up** O_o

Topanga (to Animal Control guy): "You can't take this pig. I found the real owner."
(Mr. Turner enters)
Mr. Turner: "The name's Turner. This pig is my boy's...Zed."
Everyone: "ZED?!"
Mr. Turner: O_o

[PuNkRoCkPrInCeSs x]

Lol, i love that episode!

Cory: Everything's alright, right my dear Shawn?
Shawn: Right my Little Cory! *Little Cory comes downstairs*

[Dr. Feelgood]

This happened in geography today, we were talking about how you know where you are from the music and the people and the clothes and stuff.

Teacher: "What if you woke up and you looked around, and you didn't know where you were, and suddenly you heard, like...the sound of bongos or something?"
Me (laughing): "Bongos?"
Teacher: "Yeah, bongos. And you'd know you were in Jamaica, or something."
Faisal: "Why would you fall asleep in America and wake up in Jamaica?"
Teacher: "I don't know...it's just a hypothetical question." **turns away from him to the other side of the room**
(Faisal pretends like he's smoking a joint)

[PuNkRoCkPrInCeSs x]

lol! This happened at science camp in 5th grade..

(we're in the dining hall)

Counselor: *announces* Okay, tonight is the camp fire, so be sure to dress well so you'll be warm!

Kid from Wonderland (the other school): *raises hand* Will there be a fire?

(NOTE: I was sitting at an all boy table...all the boys from my school...the way they made up sit was so dumb)

Vaughn: *whispers to us* What an idiot....OF COURSE!

Everyone: *laughs*

[Dr. Feelgood]

Heh. This happened at lunch today...

Faisal: "Food?"
Me: "No."
Faisal: "Do you have a cookie or something that I could have?"
Me: "Yeah."
(I give him a cookie)
Faisal: "OH MY GOD! IT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS CHERRIES IN IT! AHHHHH!"
Me: "I got it from the bakery."
Faisal: "WHAT BAKERY!"
Me: "Manderfield's."
Faisal: "This is the best cookie from the best bakery in the best world for the best Faisal."

This happened in geography...

(We're doing a poster for geography; Tiffany is writing the word "REGION" in bubble letters, but so far she only has "R", then she goes to cut out some pictures)
Me: "Are you gonna work on this or not?"
Everyone in my group: "Blah, blah..."
Me: "I'm gonna make the E."
(I take out a blue colored pencil and draw a line next to the R)
Tiffany: "AHHHHH! Wait!"
(Tiffany puts a cut-out E on the line that she supposedly just finished)

Everyone in my group laughed for like...ten minutes...o_O (Yes, my group! =P)

Here's a quote from Whose Line is it Anyway where they were supposed to say rejected state themes or whatever...

(Singing) "Whores and gamblin', whores and gamblin', that's Nevada...!" -Ryan

And this is another thing that happened...

Ryan: "What comes to your mind when you hear the word 'ska'?"
Colin: "SANDPAPER!"
Ryan: "I mean the genre..."
Colin: "That's the sound sandpaper makes when you scrape it on wood. Ska! Ska! Ska!"

And when they were gonna do an Irish drinking song...

Drew: "What's something that would happen to you that you'd want to keep secret?"
Guy in the crowd: "A LOBOTOMY!"

[PuNkRoCkPrInCeSs x]

hahahaha..i love that show!

*This is when they had to do that 1 word at a time song...it's about legwarmers*

Wayne: I
Ryan: Love
Colin: Legwarmers

W: They
R: Are
C: Me

W: I
R: Love
C: Me

W: You
R: Love
C: Me

W: Legwarmers
R: Are
C: ME

W: I
R: ME
C: *looks at Ryan like he's a moron* Legwarmers

[Dr. Feelgood]

Yeah, I remember that. XD

This is a quote from the first episode (I think) of the third season in BMW where Cory is dressed all nice because he wants to ask Topanga to be his girlfriend...

Shawn: "It's great to have Jon as a guardian."
(Mr. Turner enters the room)
Mr. Turner: "Matthews, nice suit. Are you going to a conference or something?" (He said something like that anyway...)
(Cory looks disheartened)
Shawn: "Hey, Jon, can you just write me up a note excusing me from class?"
Mr. Turner: "Sure."
(Mr. Turner walks over to a pad of sticky notes)
Shawn: "Just use your head...say I'm sick, or just whatever..."
(Mr. Turner starts writing something; Cory looks over his shoulder)
Cory: "No way..."
Shawn: "What's he writing?"
Cory: "No way."
(Mr. Turner takes the sticky note that says "No way")
Mr. Turner: "That's right...movies no way, girls no way, snacks no way."
Shawn: "...Snacks?"
Mr. Turner: "I'm new at this."

I can't really remember what Turner said for "no way" (besides snacks) but I took an educated guess...XD It'll be on tomorrow anyway on ABC...