lol zero
also MOAR
V'tarek x Dont'rien: two self-confident guys who thought they were destined for kings and weyrleadership and were promptly disappointed when they Impressed chromatics, and thus were doomed to a life of obscurity forever more (pffffft). If they ever met up, I'm sure some sexy commiserations would ensue. Possibly with an added dose of
Evelie to make things less of a sausage-fest?
E'ras x Ita'fe: or at least E'ras x Carth, because come on, both the redrider AND his dragon need to cheer the hell up. I volunteer a certain greyrider for this. Hopefully his cute will stop Ita from losing his shit with the guy too badly.
Z'x x Reison: no comment.
At'la x Romulus: no comment except for yes, the pinkrider tops.
R'ren x anything other than his own hand: again, no comment. THIS IS SELF-EXPLANITORY, REALLY
Evelie x S'ven: because Jhezath is a yellow butterfly, according to Mardi. Tezca also had weird moth-y markings on his wings. Obviously this is a match made in heaven. Also look, S'ven, no penis!

You can actually touch this one without feeling dirty/wrong/whatever. If you don't mind listening to all her chatter about revolution, and if your pre-occupation with Oshinough doesn't freak Ev out too much.