Mmhm. Post here with all the ill-matched, outlandish, just plain stupid or random pairings that pop into your odd little minds. Heck, just match up any two characters and try to come up with a justification for it. The best part of crack pairings for a lot of people is trying to twist them into making sense, after all.
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R'ren x Dessorn: look, he's REALLY sorry about his dragon ripping up your shrubs just so he could give Raz a present. How sorry, you ask? We-eeell...
Mardixuth x Lazurith: onesided. Lazu is straight and poor Mardi just wants his beloved to be happy; that's why he threw him after Jhezath, of course. "Little Star-one", indeed...
Nef'Zanin x J'vrai: because if yaoi has taught me anything, it's that mental abuse, physical harm and molestation is the ultimate form of true love.
Jak's x Yula: hey, red and green go well together, as our layout shows. Also... they're both not all there in the head, so there's that. Yula has to get over her blue sunshine sooner or later, you know.
R'ren x Vitari: obviously he only snapped at her in that flight because he wanted her attention all to himself! She's totally playing hard to get for now, but just you wait...
Ru'rik x Tl'dr: Meribo didn't have enough issues for Ru anymore. Also, banging the teacher for extra credit, anyone?
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ALSO at Wasp's request, I'mma try and do little 400 word drabbles for some of the pairings suggested as well as any other ideas you want to bounce off me, so there's that. Throw something up if you wanna.
Fic ideas inspired/suggested by you guys
D'eku x V'tarek x R'ren: d/s and humil... dubcon?
Dessorn x S'ven: not touching and general awkward.
Jak's/Yula would be like.. the happiest sex ever.
lol zero
also MOAR
V'tarek x Dont'rien: two self-confident guys who thought they were destined for kings and weyrleadership and were promptly disappointed when they Impressed chromatics, and thus were doomed to a life of obscurity forever more (pffffft). If they ever met up, I'm sure some sexy commiserations would ensue. Possibly with an added dose of Evelie to make things less of a sausage-fest?
E'ras x Ita'fe: or at least E'ras x Carth, because come on, both the redrider AND his dragon need to cheer the hell up. I volunteer a certain greyrider for this. Hopefully his cute will stop Ita from losing his shit with the guy too badly.
Z'x x Reison: no comment.
At'la x Romulus: no comment except for yes, the pinkrider tops.
R'ren x anything other than his own hand: again, no comment. THIS IS SELF-EXPLANITORY, REALLY
Evelie x S'ven: because Jhezath is a yellow butterfly, according to Mardi. Tezca also had weird moth-y markings on his wings. Obviously this is a match made in heaven. Also look, S'ven, no penis! :D You can actually touch this one without feeling dirty/wrong/whatever. If you don't mind listening to all her chatter about revolution, and if your pre-occupation with Oshinough doesn't freak Ev out too much.
