Group: Completed Character
Member No.: 43
Joined: 25-July 10
For the sake of Pronoun usage, we will go by Robert's biological features. I.E "He", "His" etc.
Save your brains.
Name: Locrian, Robert Oliaris
Age: Bastos, don't ask. It's rude, charing. Kerri ko pa naman. Alalahanin mo nalang...may asim pa ang lola mong bongga
Gender: Conalei (Bent)
Job Class: Whitesmith, Accountant
Standing at a glorious 6 and a half, Robert is an eye full of candy (Charing, may ganon?), and if you ignore Robert's gender issues, (or you didn't know, daba?), he would be considered handsome, very handsome in fact (pero sori nalang mga ateh, hindi ako lulu). His hair is dirty blond (pero hindi ako dirty minded.) swept up into a fabulous low ponytail or kept neat by a headband. His locks frame his face which takes the angles of masculinity and then dabs the softness of femininity in them, which a God must have had a hard time doing (kakalokah). He has a rather pale complexion (Pano mo alam?) but it only serves as the crescendo to his beauty. Despite being him, he has a rather muscular build from working in the forge.
Robert's clothing can only be considered FABULOUS. though you will often see him in uniform, the occasional addition of a scarf or two makes sure that he is always as fashionable as they come (bongga ang lola mo). If looks could kill, you would definitely be in deathrow by now (o sumusuka ng dugo...or humihiyaw sa sarap kung gwapo ka, bongga, charing, may ganon? OO, meron. Seryoso ako *taray*). One last thing you'll have to understand with Robert is, no matter how much you look at him or sharp you are, you will never-EVER learn his age.
P.S. He's old. (Ang taray.)
Gay, bent...seriously, Robert will fuck you up if you're handsome enough. (Bongga, inamin.). However, Robert is sane enough to keep this under control until a certain time period. Robert is an elegant piece of fruity pastry, that means he is sweet and caring but can be viciously cold (lalo na kung mataray ka pero mukha mo ay parang kinalikot na tinga sa ngipin ng ngongong aso na naliligo sa tae.) and snobbish. Robert is a perfectionist to himself, he will not stop until he feels it is right, case in point, he is also slightly obsessive compulsive, or maybe not, however the--(bonggang)--shoe fits. However, Robert has the endearing quality of being endearing, once you get on his good side, you'll probably be in goodside forever.
Robert is also very good at hiding his anger as he always smiles and is always fabulous (dapat laging bongga ang lola niyo.) and the only way you can measure it is if he starts screaming "Chennelyn Apocalypse". Case in point, what really pisses him off is ugliness (In other words, IKAW 42 *taray*) and when someone tries to take advantage of his friends. He will never forgive you if you ever mess with his friends.
The personality written here is subject to change if you're handsome enough. (Or mas maganda ka sa aking mga ateh na sina Elianna at Mana. Mahirap yan~ *taray*)
- Physical Strength and Fighting capabilities.
- Loyal (to friends, not the Academy)
- Slow in terms of speed
- Fashion/ugliness (Yung mga aglipay na jowang pokpok na chaka ng mayaman na foreigner)
Note: The following text is a transcription of "Midgard's Ten most fashionable people and their lifestory" and is in the words of Robert himself.
My life started all fine, charing. So si sister(mom) and fafi(dad) went to see Joana Paras (got married) and I'm born. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay! chika ni sister, didn't expect atashi(I/me) to be conalei (gay). Atashi family kasi is Rica Paralejo na, Nina Ricci pa! (super rich) so sister didn't so much care. Ay, sabihin ko sayo... lav na lav ko si sister! <3
Atashi enjoyed many things. Chika nga ni sister, Atashi enjoyed the sight of colors and the sight of fabric more than otokos!!! (really hard boiled men). Si fafi kala otoko atashi pero sorry nalang, atashi baklush gana hay!. He didn't get nagalit naman but sinabihan atashi ni fafi na not to forget and not dishonor my family. Charing, sus, Like atashi would dibash? Mahal ko aking mga titah! NAKO! <3 Anyway, chikah ni sister pa, kahit backstreet boys (really cute guys near the subject) atashi walang pake! Hmph! Taray ng lola mo diba? Atashi didn't care~ at may mga Girlie Rodis (girls) na lumalapit pa sakin para maging jowabelles!(to be in a relation) ay~ Di ko matake, sabi ko...
"Conalei atashi mga titah sorriiiiiii~"
For good reason and Thank Odin, they understood naman, charing diba? Ayoko ngang maging lesbyana!
Ay bonggah ang kabataan ng lola mong bading. Ang taray ng Midgard Academy! May kung ano anong ka chorva at chukchakchenes na nalalaman! Pero kerri ko naman! Diyan ko nakilala ang bonggang bonggang ateh niyong si Elianna at ang super hunking na si Soul Encore, pero sori nalang Soul, di kita type. Uuuuy, MAY GANON? Hahahaha~ charing lang. Pero taray ng ateh mo! Alam mo bang binasted niya si Soul? HAY! CHISMAX TO THE MAXIMUM TALAGA!
How Atashi naging Whitesmith? Ay noon yun nung dumating ang isang bonggang bonggang bonggang ganders na si Miralda. Isa siyang Whitesmith na pagkabonggang bongga sa galing! Nung una, shokot ako sa kanya pero mabait si Titah! AHAY! Tinuruan akesh ng sobrang daming eklavu, PSYCHOLOGICAL! pero dahil magaling ang aking Titah, magaling din ang iyong LOLAH! TARAY! HANTARUSH! <3
Wishellez di siya na heartbroken kay--sino yun? Yung super hunking chikadorang anaconda--AH! Si Garl! Hayop na anacondang antibiotic chipipay (That traitor, antipatika at cheap) na yan na nainlove sa emena gushung (malanding semenarista) na si Astrea. Hay! Basta, dapat kalimutan nalang ni Titah yung anacondang yun.
Kalokang neuro yan.
Anyway. Back to the story, Miralda made me a blacksmith after sa daming kalokang psycholong mga test! Pero nung atashi naging blacksmith, nagkatutuo mga panaginip ko! Uuuuy, hindi yung malandi ah, yung mga charing lang~ Fashion, ayan iyan. AY! Nagka bonggah din akong ateh! Si Claire, ahay! Bonggang batang daming problema sa buhay! Kaloka, pero at least naututo naman siya, ayan na siya, Blacksmith na rin <3.
Anyway, dahil sa aking mga ka-eklavuhan, ayan, naging sikat <3. Alam mo bang lolah mo taga gawa ng damit ni Elianna? OH BONGGA! IKR? Pero sad lola mo nung nawala siya! Aba ewan, basta ako, training lang at ayan. Whitesmith na!
Ayun~ Heto me, conalei gandching, whitesmith at angry sa mga unfabulous. What are those who are not fabulous? Yung mga Aglipay na jowang pokpok na chaka ng mayaman na foreigner (...seriously ugly) at mga malungkutin! tsk tsk tsk. EMO SHET, di like ng lola mo yan <3
Para sa mga Aglipay na jowang pokpok na chaka ng mayaman na foreigner, emo at mga hahawak sa aking mga titah, sister, ateh, mother, at iba pa. Bago niyo pa sila mahawakan ay makakatikim kayo ng...
Summary: For those who had trouble understanding.
Robert was born and by some weird twist of DNA, was gay, became a novice, was good as a merchant, became a merchant, blacksmith then now, Whitesmith. Was trained by Miralda, trained Claire preliminarily and is drinking buddies with Elianna and Soul and is Elianna's personal fashion designer. HE WILL KILL ANYONE WHO ARE DEEMED UNFABULOUS AND THOSE WHO HURT HIS FRIENDS.
- Cart revolution
- Smith Axe
- Smith Mace
- Weapon Research
- Skin Tempering
- Melt Down
- Cart Termination
- Cart Boost
- Loud Exclamation
Extra curricular Smithing
- Passive, allows Robert to craft clothes and other items for other characters.
- Passive, allows Robert's mind powering abilities to move his weapons and cart with his mind, allowing him to use his fists to fight as well.
Mind Take Over
- Mind Take Over is a very violent form of telepathy wherein Robert sends suggestions in constant waves which causes brain overload and makes the target vulnerable for one post. Has a 20% chance of success but also affects mini-bosses and MVPs. It has a sweet roll of 5 (I.E if the Dice roll is 5), Robert can control the monster/player for a post. MVPs are not affected by the 5% sweet roll.
2 post cooldown, 5 post cooldown if successful.
- Overloads his telekinetic powers to cause a powerful psychokinesis wave that does both physical and and non elemental magic damage. However, Robert cannot use any of his abilities during the duration of the cooldown.
3 post cooldown.
- Myriad of accessories, fashion statements and the like.
- Rusty Crow (Hammer)
- Rusty Bolt (Mace)
- Uniform (na bongga)
- Has a very unique vocabulary. (Dikshonaryo ITESH). Translations will be provided of course.
- Can also cut and style hair. (Oh diba? Bongga ng lola mo?)