You really should pay attention to what Professor Binns is saying. It's probably going to be on the exam, you know. Also, I know that you have some chocolate and I'd appreciate if you shared it with me. Also also, I love you.
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Moony,
You're one to talk, distracting me right now and such. But I know you'll let me borrow your notes later. I have my ways of persuasion, of course. Wink wink nudge nudge. Besides, what I'm doing is far more important than yet another goblin war, being official Marauder business and all. Also, I do have a bit of chocolate that I could be tempted to share. Also also, I love you, too.
You know, eventually, I'm going to become immune to all this "winking" and "nudging" and won't let you borrow my notes anymore. Then what will you do? This is going to be on our N.E.W.T.s, probably. And you can't copy those from me. What exactly are you doing, anyway?
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Moony,
Nah, I don't think you will. It's impossible to become immune to my "winking" and "nudging" for I am rather good at "winking" and "nudging." As you know. So there's nothing to worry about. And I'll do fine on my N.E.W.T.s, just like I did on my O.W.L.s. But curious, are we? Well, Mr. Moony, if you must know, I am devising a rather brilliant plan to turn the Slytherin table into a firework breathing dragon of some sort at dinner!
Mhmm. You may be good at it, but that doesn't mean I can't build up an immunity! And... hmm. That sounds rather complicated, but I think I might know a spell that could help. If you're willing to give chocolatey collateral.
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Moony,
But...I'm me. No one can build up an immunity to me. Complicated? Yes. Absolutely spectacular? Of course! Backing down from a challenge is not the Marauder way! Especially since you know almost every spell ever. Anyway, I suppose I can lend a bit of chocolate for the cause. In the name of Marauder Mischief! How much is your help going to cost? One bar? Two bars? One bar and a nice snog?
I dunno what you're talking about, love. I resist you on a near daily basis. Ah. And how do you suppose I know every spell ever? That's right - by paying attention in class! And reading. Lots and lots of reading. But... hmm. I think I could settle for a bar and a nice snog. Maybe I'll snatch up the other bar while you're distracted. There, that's my bit of Maraudering for the day.
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Moony,
You most certainly do not! It's impossible to resist me, Remus Lupin. Don't try to deny it. Yes, well, you knowing every spell ever means I'll never have to since I'll always be able to just ask you. Which is good, because reading is boring. As is paying attention. Well, I can make that happen, one bar and a snog. As soon as class is over, yeah? Aha! Now I know your evil Moony plan so I will be expecting it and I won't let that other bar out of my sight!
Ah, but will you see it coming? I have a feeling that I may be able to distract you enough to get it away from you. Also, right after class probably isn't the best time... It's my evening for rounds, and I have to cover the fourth floor and up. But, I'm not opposed to letting a certain Gryffindor sneak up to the Astronomy tower and wait for me with said chocolate.
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Moony,
Never! I will remain the most vigilant until I know my chocolate bar is safe from such a ravenous Moony! OR I can come WITH you! And we can find a nice, abandoned classroom in which to snog! That sounds like a brilliant idea, don't ya think? And no one'd even have to know because I can borrow the cloak from James and follow you around like that. What do you say, Moony?
Constant vigilance! And... that sounds like a terrible idea. I have rounds to do and we both know that you won't let me get anything done if you follow me around. I say we stick to the Astronomy tower plan. I should be finished before nine if I hurry.
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Moony,
Hmph. Fine. But I don't know if I can wait until nine. That's a long time to wait for a snog. Besides, would it really be that bad if you didn't get anything done? I doubt you'll come across anything all that troublesome. Nothing worse than a few snogging couples or something like that. Would it be so bad to just let them snog for a night while we do a bit of snogging of our own?
Remember, before, when you said it was impossible to resist you? Well, this is me, resisting you. If I don't do my rounds, something bad will happen and Dumbledore will be angry. I'm less worried about snogging couples and more worried about scheming Slytherins. Don't worry, love. You'll get a lovely snog around nine o'clock. Maybe even more if you play your cards right.
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Moony,
Prat. You're lucky I love you. But fine. I'll wait. And it'll be agony! I can assure you it will misery having to wait until nine! But...just for the record, what counts as playing my cards right? Any way in particular I should play them? Perhaps I should serenade you or light candles or bring flowers or some other romantic shit like that, hmm?
If you bring me flowers, Sirius Black, I will lock you in the Astronomy Tower. Chocolate is always a big plus. But you should know that. In fact, I'm not even going to tell you. Oh, self-proclaimed Moony expert, try your hand at seducing me!
And, for the record, I think I'm pretty lucky that you love me, too.
thinking of you,, sirius~
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